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RABBI DAVID SLAVIN, THE GREEDY ECCLESIASTICAL LUNATIC OF THE YEAR.

MOST people by now will be aware of my non alignment with the Faith Industry regardless of your choice of calling. Praying to ask that the laws of the universe be annulled for a particular petitioner is not my idea of facing up to the music and getting off your arse and getting on with life in a materialistic manner. Blind faith has few rewards, Hope which is desire and expectation rolled into one; is achieved through using logic and commonsense. However, a sense of Charity is to be expected from all mankind toward all creatures in crisis or beyond any chance of helping thereselves, which brings me back to the Rev Rabbi D Slavin, Who is a leader within the Orthodox Jewish religion Whose exploits were brought to light on my post dated Sept 25 06.(Click back). At the cost of $19,800.00 two Sydney Councils are forking out to pay for the first KOSHER PEDESTRIAN CROSSING, Because pressing a button on the sabbath-the period of rest between sunset on Friday and sunset on Saturday- is consider

DOING IT REAL TOUGH THIS CHRISTMAS

I Learned early in life that the spirit of Christmas although well intentioned was short lived. The yuletide values lose their influence at other times of the year when the desperately poor on struggle street tough it out. Most of these under privileged have physical abilities to enable them to battle through with the help and guidance from govt authorities, However, In the lower order of necessity we have the less self reliant community, people who have lost hope and have hit rock bottom, through misfortune or tragic circumstances. Take the case of Rhonda Taylor or anyone else in similar circumstances, She buried her ten month old daughter recently, less than two weeks before Christmas. The service Cost $3,000.00 that Rhonda scraped from relatives friends and various charities. Rhonda; in her twenties has two children Eight and Two, she has no partner or parents and suffers from a chronic heart condition and needs surgery to correct it, her young baby boy james was born partially blin

THE CONTINUING NORTH AMERICAN SAGA.

IT seems that some one must have the last word, my detractors in the far north and in Uncle Sam land just cannot forget the drubbing I have handed out to them, I am still being pilloried and insulted in the most derogatory manner by these blogging Strumpets who possess little wit or wisdom and rely on a barrage of filthy obscenities to get their bullying messages across. These old Harridans have had the gall to even suggest that I was romancing a particular old Bat who goes by the title Nancy Drool, who used to E mail me daily call me darling with lots of hugs. How any one could fall for any of these aged hags makes me wonder, Nancy is a 60 year old pill popping Pizza yaffling junkie, divorced, unwanted Creep and some times purveyor of Irish mick godliness, who lives with a cat , is always skint but brags about a 60K income, the rest of these old bag ladies have in the most all received a drubbing from me so it shall suffice. I believe these people are totally envious of my achievement

GORGE YOUR GLUTTONOUS SELVES TO DEATH THIS CHRISTMAS, SAY'S 'BABE'

DO YOU REMEMBER THE LITTLE PORKER WHO HAD HIS BACON SAVED BY THE FARMER WHEN HE BECAME A SUCCESSFUL SHEEP PIG, WELL ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN WHEN ALL THE LITTLE PORKERS LINE UP TO BE SLAUGHTERED, AND NOT ONLY PIGGIES BUT SHEEP AND CATTLE AS WELL, THEIR SCREAMS WHEN DYING I HOPE WILL HAUNT THOSE WHO CARRY OUT THIS DASTARDLY AND INHUMANE METHOD OF SLAUGHTER. Please click on to the websites below, there is a wealth of information contained there to keep you interested for hours. This information is not designed to Stuff up your dinner parties, however, Dads and mums, its similarity to having your sons and daughters throats cut in front of you and seeing them fed to hungry lions, is well worth thinking about. http://www.animalliberationfront.com/practical/factoryfarm/slaughter/slaughter-indexhtm http://www.loud.com.au/savebabe-broad.htm http://www.animalsaustralia.org Please feel free to to comment and voice your opinion or protest. This information should not be sho

WOMEN TALKING AND THINKING ABOUT SEX .

It has long been suspected that women talk longer if not louder than men. In fact women talk almost three times as much, chuntering a staggering 27,000 words a day, compared to men's 9,000. They speak more quickly and in north America even quicker still, like Spanish fishwives berating their spouses, coming up for breath every 123 words. Besides this women devote more brainpower to chit chat and cackling like old boiler hens and get a sexual buzz out of hearing their own voices,a female psychiatrist suggests. Dr Vaginia Crumpet Of Seven Hills University Australia, Say's "This is is caused by the vast differences in the male and female brain. The sex hormone testosterone responsible for moulding the male brain in the womb, increases the areas for memory and communication but struggles to express their emotions to the same extent. In contrast women have less brain cells left for communication and the act of speaking triggers a flood of chemicals which gives them a rush simil

REPLIES TO NORTH AMERICAN BLOGS

All replies to blogs various in Nth Am will be entered here, This will be in order to give full weight to the replies and avoid them being deleted by disgruntled blog administrators. If found to be necessary ,the post will be upgraded after a suitable time period.

SO WE HAVE COME TO THE END OF THE LOLLIPOP, there is very little sweetness left in the USA

Well that's it, I have battled my way out from the land of the free and gormless. and survived, but I have left many wounded yank bloggers behind. Apart from one groveling yank yes man all other male blogger have fled the scene from the tshsmom circus of washed out, end of run obsolete unemployable bludging female layabouts, If you are reading this, that is any of you mentioned, I shall not drag you down further as you deserve to be, as I am certain you will be having a few sleepless nights for a while. Summer is is in the offing and there are warmer days ahead, I have received seven Xmas cards to date, and have 257 Cards to reply to from last year, plus I need more exercise and to spend more time on my feet. Seasonal charity functions will also eat into my time, there are so many young children in need at any time of the year although it hits harder during the Xmas period. As from now until a time I shall mention later this Blogsite will be slowing down to a crawl. So tomorrow it

FAREWELL ARTHUR ROTHWELL,Not only a good friend but a great shipmate. VALE.

Yesterday Thursday November 17, my wife Rosemary 72 received a phone call from our 84 year old friend and my former instructor as a young seaman in the British Royal Navy. He was unable to attend a reunion party at my residence on the New South Wales, Australian Central coast, with several of the remaining 21 ex British; now Australian and New Zealand former crew members of the British Battleship H M S King George V, who served their final wartime experiences during the last year of the WW2 in the Pacific Our friends message was that, a former shipmate of ours ARTHER ROTHWELL Aged 87, had passed away at his home in Queensland Australia. Arthur Rothwell was a former Ordnance Artificer in the British Royal Navy, and we are reminded of the time when Arthur was called upon to perform a task probably never undertaken by anyone before. During the last days in the Pacific war zone WW2. The larger ships of the U S and British navies were shelling the Japanese mainland at night when th

COMMENTS FROM NORTH AMERICA AND EUROPE.

IN FUTURE ON THE DAILY GAGGLE, I SHALL BE POSTING WITHIN ANY CURRENT COMMENT THREAD ANY ITEMS OF INTEREST OR OF A CONTROVERSIAL NATURE SOURCED FROM THE U S A, CANADA OR EUROPE. These comments will be headlined, 'COMMENT FROM USA OR CAN OR EUROPE' or even Australia.

NEW SOUTH WALES AUSTRALIA POLITICIAN'S BEHAVING BADLY, ARE THEY WORSE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? I DOUBT IT.

On top of a long list of Judges, magistrates, public figures and other well heeled silver tails, caught speeding, drunk driving, toilet crawling and engaging in misc sordid sexual activity, we have an inexhaustible list of govt representatives clamouring to get their name in print. The following list only represents the small minority of those who are caught. THE DIRTY DOZEN Premier Morris Iemma is recorded calling cross city Tunnel CEO Graham Mulligan a'Fu k Wit', Not knowing he was being taped at the time of the offensive remark. Roads minister Eric Roosendaal Used the bus lane while in his ministerial car, the next day he is caught making an obscene finger gesture to liberal MP Melinda Pavey in Parliament. New labor recruit Peter Breen is forced to Quit (a big Cover up) this will surface soon. Tony Stewart forced to quit as parliamentary sec for police and utilities after being caught drink driving. Planning minister Fr

LOONEY AMERICANS ELECT DECEASED CANDIDATE

MARIE STEICHEN died two months ago- but that has not stopped her being elected county commissioner for a small Dakota town. JERAUL county electoral official Cindy Peterson said the vote list had closed on August 1, a month before Ms Steichen had died of cancer. That meant her name was kept on the list for Tuesday's election. Voters then handed the dead woman a 100 vote to 64 win over her embarrassed Republican rival. Ms Peterson said she believed voters knew she was dead, but still wanted to make their political point. DISSAPOINTED Minnesota left wingers had their nemesis returned in the form of Tim Pawlenty, much moaning and whining is expected from the Garage Building community in the sticksville district of Ranier Minnesota. Will these moaning Minnesotans ever get it right? Their Previous Governor was a devout Lutheran Wrestler and Disc Jockey, who gave equal time to the Kneelers, Sporty's and lovers of Heavy Metal, but earned the wrath of the Sticksville shed erecto

ARE YOU AN OVERWEIGHT FAT SLOB? Well, you have only yourself to blame

GLUTTONY and gorging yourself on the wrong foods you eat, mainly caused by ignorance, laziness and boredom, is the obese persons path to an early demise. A DIET of processed meat, full fat dairy products and fried foods is fuelling the worlds growing rates of diabetes, high blood pressure and obesity. Although Australia is high up the charts internationally, It is in America and Canada where the problem is at its greatest peak, and 25% more, the highest proportion of the porky population are women over 20 years of age- 70% of those are fatties. so men if you are looking for a Nth AM partner; particularly Caucasian, its 4 to i on she is a fatso. Most people totally ignore the recommended eating habits, men generally have the poorest diets, with fewer than 5% eating the recommended Minimum of five vegetables per day, but counter this by having more exercise and some a physical work program. Women on the other hand tend to be taking trips to the pantry more often than men. NOT ENOUGH VEGE

VEGAN or CARNIVORE, YOU MUST READ THIS HORROR STORY.

READERS ARE REMINDED THAT THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED, IT SHOWS VIVID PICTURES OF ANIMALS BEING SLAUGHTERED IN A INHUMANE MANNER SIMPLY TO PROVIDE FOOD FOR OUR TABLES. Will you ever eat Meat again. Google save babe.com OR If not available open, www.animalsaustralia.org CLICK on To Major campaigns, then middle east investigations then Video downloads.

GOODBYE NORTH AMERICA

I should have realised from the start that Blogging was not going to be easy in Nth America. However, it has been a period of learning on how the people in the twilight zone spend their lives; those who sport a similar language but dissimilar habits and in most cases entirely differing opinions. By treading carefully initially and doing a lot of 'Yessing'(A new word) I was able to relax until the time I was in agreement with an English blogger D H G who had been kicked to death by anti Europeans, it was then I felt my first stab wound. Soon to follow was the gun debate in which I was the only detractor to the gun lovers in this lopsided stoush. Former friends were now becoming antagonists bar one or two which kept me hanging on, then came the inquisition, someone began probing the blogs with nasty innuendo, and by using several aliases from a site in India, was able to infiltrate into several sites, for which I collected the blame. Nevertheless the dung clung and from then on I

WHO DARES TO CRITICIZE SHALL BE OSTRACIZED

To the sweet old Gun Toting Biddy Who lives in a shoe box, or is it a large Mars Bar with windows? out in Sticksville, the Minne ha ha State in Uncle Samland. In reply to your witch hunting and bone pointing, I have this to say , finally I hope. If you have an open door(Anon facility) People will use it to their advantage. It is similar to the democratic principles on voting where anonimity is sacred. it is a priviledge that gives people the right to healthy criticism. On rare occasions this facility has been, not inasmuch removed but monitered in order to filter any incoming obscene and unwarranted language. However, I have accepted the fact there are people in this world who will disagree with my personal opinion, this in its self can be rewarding, more often than not. I have occasionally mentioned to callers that, the over use of swear words will cause deletions but also in the spirit of the game I have allowed close to the bone criticism of my self. which I have found traveling aro

We Survived on 40 Litres of Water Per Day, Living in Hong Kong 1963-4

My family lived at 17 Bremer House, Wong-nei chong rd, Opposite Hong Kong Happy valley race course, Navy Married Quarters. The water supply was a problem for everyone. It was turned on for four hours every three days . when we would fill the bath and every imaginable container and each of us take a shower. On alternate days we had to wash down and rinse off with a bowl of water. Other less fortunate consumers topped up with canister's at street standpipes or used well water. Shek Pic Reservoir on Lantau Island, with its 5,000 Million Gallons was the largest water containment site. The average usage per person (Including Industrial use) was Nine Gallons per day or 40 litres. Additional water was collected by tankers at the lowest salinity point in the Pearl River in Communist China. Fortunately the the water problem has been resolved in Hong Kong. This was done by reclaiming part of the coastline sea area, and creating a huge Dam. Something similar could be constructed on the Centra

JUST BOIL FOR THREE DAYS AND ALLOW YOUR ENERGY TO DRAIN UNTIL YOU ARE COOKED.

At midday today I noticed the Ants in the garden had gone to earth, now those little creatures are aware of the warning signs, when a droplet of water on the concrete turns to steam they are long gone. A HEATWAVE will sweep the state during the next three days, With temperatures soaring above 35 CEL Sydney NSW OZ will experience a min of 33CEL today. In our garden today; in the beautiful beachside resort of Budgewoi, noted for its indulgent pleasure loving population, the temp had reached 42 Cel, no wonder the ants shoved off smartly. A Total Fire Ban has been imposed for the whole of New South Wales. A single hot day is not unusual but to get three days of extremely hot temps is a bit out of the ordinary, it would have probably only happened a few times on record. Water Restrictions Effective from October 1 2006. NO outdoor water use if using town water- including topping up of Pools, watering gardens, washing vehicles,washing pathways. Vehicle windows can be washed with a bucket and

FAMILY HISTORY REQUIRED BY SCHOOLS

Parents will be asked to answer a mini census about their families in a sweeping crackdown on violent and disruptive students. Its a shame that the Cane hanging on the blackboard easel has disappeared , then most of these problems would be avoided. However, It seems from next year it will be compulsory for all parents to reveal if their child has been suspended, expelled or involved in violent incidents. Failure to answer these sinister and intrusive questions on violence , not telling the the complete truth or giving false information, will prevent the child from being enrolled. What the forms ask parents. MY ANSWER What is your highest year of primary or secondary school completed? YES What is the highest university qualification achieved? DUNNO What is your occupation? MYOB Does the Parent or Carer speak other than English at home? SOMETIMES Has the enrolling student any history of violence? DUNNO Are you aware of any incidents that involved the the student outside of school hours?

DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHICH LEG YOU SAW OFF?

I received a letter from Central Coast Health Services yesterday; stating that as soon as the questionaire regarding my previous health history and other related information is returned to them I will be slotted into a waiting list for surgery on my left knee. I will then be informed several weeks ahead, so to allow any domestic issues to be sorted out before and after the operation. I shall post the letter back tomorrow, also on arrival at the op/ th, I will tie a notice on my left knee explaining "Not this one the Other" just in case the hospital staff ignore my correction in the letter stating . " Somehow you have made a mistake, you have indicated the left knee which is not the right knee, the right knee is the right knee not the left knee " . Perhaps I should wait until the last moment to inform them. Click here for news across Australia. www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph Delivered to your door daily, and mine of course. Click below for that special rea

A NON SMOKER FREE ZONE ?

When you thought your civil rights had already been demolished a Sydney Council has resurrected the corpse for another blow. It has taken the step to deny non smokers to inhale second hand smoke from their gasping associates. A large Western Sydney club has built an out door facility for smokers, and the local Council decided that the area could only be used by smokers , the whole smoke and nothing but the smoke, drinking in the area is also forbidden, so having a fag and a beer in each hand is out too. But even more sinister , is the banning of non smokers from the area. It is the biggest attack on civil liberties since the Federal Govt banned dead people from having the vote. Just to prove that stupidity does not end at the West coast of America, the local authorities have forced the club to employ security guards to enforce the order and barricade non-smokers in their air conditioned comfort with only the noise from gaming machines to keep them company. Of course this enlightened po

REST IN PEACE AUDREY COLEMAN

AUDREY COLEMAN, THE WIFE OF RICHARD COLEMAN, PASSED AWAY ON THE 26TH OF SEPTEMBER 2006. MARRIED FOR 54 YEARS , AUDREY AND RICHARD HAVE THREE CHILDREN AND THREE GRAND-CHILDREN. AUDREY WILL BE TRULY MISSED BY ALL. HER SISTER ROSEMARY AND BROTHER IN LAW LES AND EXTENDED FAMILY IN AUSTRALIA SEND THEIR CONDOLENCES TO RICHARD; AUDREY'S HUSBAND AND HIS FAMILY IN PORTSMOUTH, ENGLAND. Bless you all in your time of grief. POSTED BY VEST, DAILY GAGGLE.

Find out what is really happening before you enjoy your next barbeque

CLICK HERE AND ENJOY. http://www.animalsaustralia.org/default2.asp?idL1=1269&id2=1900&idL3=1905 If unavailable open www.animalsaustralia.org Go to major Campaigns, then on to Middle East Investigations, then on to video downloads. PLEASE COMMENT. or state blog name and type, "Have read". Thank You.

OH WHAT A LOVELY (LOUSY) WEEK.

What with my constant back pain coupled to my right side (Asbestos) related pleurisy and a toothache with tinnitus ringing in my ears, I had the problem of finding a dentist who was not booked out for a week or more, but success came after about two dozen calls(true) so after three days of waiting the original pain has abated but has left exposed another problem; with more pain and a very sore swollen mouth (Did I hear someone say that will shut that old sod up for a while) Hopefully the visit to the dentist on Monday will clear the problem up. To add to my woes during the past week, the orthopaedic specialist having studied numerous x rays has booked me in for 'Keyhole' surgery on my right knee, this is to remove torn cartilage which is also adding to my aches and pains, There are other personal areas of my tired and worn body that need fixing too , but if fixed might lead to an over exertion problem , I am thinking in my case having lived without worrying over bodily privileg

When there is little to be said , some fool say's it

I have had 162 visitors in the past 68 hours discounting the commercials, plus four funny emails from N D and nine from people who seem to like eating rat poo with their flied lice. Comments !! What comments, well there were two, one from a lawyer and another from looney English person, who is more than a few buttons short, this person along with a number of other bloggers whom I am convinced could be the core of the vitriolic comments have been blocked. from commenting, the 'S' person in particular, whom some regular commenter's informed me was trolling from this blog to theirs and stirring the can, thereby causing disruption to their thread of thought. I now believe this threat has ceased to be a problem. however, I shall continue calling to comment, my average is about eight per day, and not always one liner's. Ah well , I must leave it at that for the time being , I am having a physical health problem at this moment , more later.

WILL YOU EVER EAT MEAT AGAIN.HOW CRUEL THE HALAL SLAUGHTER HOUSES ARE.- REAL LIVE FOOTAGE

People wishing to view these video films will be exposed to some horrific stuff, be warned Go to Google savebabe.com also on the same page click on to media animals Australia This provides info on several middle eastern countries and their sheer callousness in dealing with animals. Children should not watch these scenes, your comment will be appreciated. THIS IS A MUST SEE Go to Google and type in MEDIA ANIMALS OF AUSTRALIA THEN CLICK ONTO THE VIDEOS LEAVE A COMMENT PLEASE

A DAY AT THE WYONG RACES

Tomorrow My youngest son Tim and I (NO WOMEN this is a blokey thing) will see who can lose the most dosh at the Wyong race meeting. Tim and other senior management at A. T. F. Mining Electrics and myself plus a few International sporting Icons will discuss nothing of importance at the luncheon except introductions and drinks and good cordial chatting during the afternoon race meeting. The wash up of this day out will be posted soon? For the very Latest News. www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph My favorite newspaper which I have delivered daily. Washup Indeed: Our district has had about four inches of rain overnight and up to about an hour ago. The race course is now under water and all bets are off . Day out cancelled. As I write the rain has just just started again and is teeming down.

HOW DOES YOUR MEAT AND TWO VEG (not them) COMPARE WITH MINE IN AUSTRALIA

I received a request to create a price list of Australian food items and the equivalent price you would pay in the USA. The information below was collected over the past 3 weeks and is based on the average price of some day-to-day food items. Remember U/S 75cents = AU $1-00 It should also give you a fair idea of what other items may cost. The right hand column is what you will pay in U/S dollars for these items if you buy in Australia. Scotch Fillet U/S $3.95 OrAUS $5.26 per pound, $ 10.52 per Two pounds, Two and a qtr lbs =1 kilo Cost Aus/$ 11.50. BEEF AUS per kg USA per kg USA per lb Scotch Fillet AUD $11.50 USD $8.66 USD $3.85 T-Bone Steak AUD $9.00 USD $6.75 USD $3.00 Rump Steak AUD $8.50 USD $6.37 USD $2.83 Round Steak AUD $8.00 USD $6.00 USD $2.66 Sirloin Steak or Joint AUD $7.50 USD $5.62 USD $2.49 Ribs AUD $8.00 USD $6.00 USD $2.66 Blade Steak AUD $5.50 USD $4.12 USD $1.83 Chuck Steak AUD $6.50 USD 4.87 USD $2.16 Veal Cuts Add 25% to Above Prices Offal etc AUD $3.50 USD $2.62 U

TODAY IS SIMPLY A BEAUTIFUL DAY, sunshine and clear skies

Our Lemon, Peach and other fruit trees are in blossom, the flowers are in bloom, and it is Fathers day here in Australia, Sunday Sept 3. I have received greetings from our five sons also from ex Daughters in Law. I also wish to send greetings to my Dad "Happy Fathers day Dad" still remember you, Dad died Dec-1929. And to all other Fathers "Have a nice Day"

A CACHE OF CASH LYING AROUND

Bert and Betty are childhood sweethearts and were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They strolled down the road to their old school and found the desk where he had carved, " I Love You, Betty." On their way back home, a large bag of money falls at their feet from a passing Armoured car. They take the bag home and find it contains $50,000. Bert Say's "We'll have to give it back". But Betty Say's, "No finders keepers." Later that day, police going from door to door ask them if they know anything about the stolen money. Betty Say's she doesn't. "She's lying " Bert Say's. "She hid it in the attic." "Don't listen to him." Say's Betty. "He's going senile." One of the police officers tells Bert, "OK, You'd better tell us the story from the beginning." Bert Say's, "Well, Betty and I were walking home from school. . . . . " The officer Say's to his part

SPRING BRINGS HAPPIER TIMES AND HOPE FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE.

KINDNESS TO OTHERS is the key, not the out dated secular witchcraft churned out by the faith industry. If people would dare to speak to one another unreservedly, there would be a good deal less sorrow in the future of our world. In the name of Religion - Freedom - Vengeance - What you will, / A word is enough to raise mankind to kill. If you must use four letter words to emphasise or to punctuate the acidity of your opinion, soften the blow to your readers ears; use of the following words will achieve more, Good, Love, Warm, Kind, Help, Love. To read about the troubles and kind actions in our world today. click below, to my favorite newspaper, which I have delivered to my door Daily. www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph

(POOPS) PET POLICY has the backing of the RSPCA

A pet program that looks after animals belonging to elderly , isolated hospital patients is being expanded as a result of it success. The program called pets of older persons (POOPS) has the backing of the RSPCA. The scheme which has been expanded to include palliative-care patients, provides foster care for pets, hospital visits to see their owners, veterinary checks and regular grooming. This year, POOPS has taken care of 66dogs, 38 cats, 5 horses, 1 rabbit, 6 rats and 9 birds. What sort of pet will you be taking to see grandma in hospital, surely not a rat or a skunk? ----------------------- A man has been given a one year good behaviour bond after swinging a cat by its tail and slamming it repeatedly on the road. The law in NSW AUSTRALIA was recently changed to recognise that animal cruelty is not acceptable and the maximum penalty for this crime is two years in the slammer. I suggest we bring back public thrashing for cri

THE BEST FUEL DISCOUNT OFFER YET. YOUR SUPER SEX DRIVE WILL DRIVE YOUR DOLLAR FURTHER

This is not like the common supermarket ploy like the more you spend the greater the discount at the gas station pump, these discounts around NSW OZ rarely exceed 5 cents off per liter. We have a 'Cat house' in a Sydney suburb offering 20 cents off per liter. The 'SCARLET SITE' in Granville, Sydney, just one from hundreds of Sydneys Whore houses www.thesite.com.au THIS IS NOT COMPULSARY VIEWING.

Oh yeah Oh yea, ORGASMS ON WELFARE. also COULD THIS BE THE DEMISE OF MR ALIAS.

Blackpool Lancashire England: A 49 year old woman from Blackpool; Englands premier seaside resort, who has 40 orgasms a day due to a sexual condition, was yesterday put on probation for a $15,000 welfare fraud. CALCUTTA: An Indian man has sacrificed himself by slitting his throat in front of an Indian Diety at a temple in Uttar Pradesh yesterday. -------------------------- For the Best News of the day go to. www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph Dont forget to click onto the JL Spencers book cover.

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The daily telegraph has all of the up to date stories of the day. www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph . My favourite newspaper. For vests latest book, click onto the book cover pic.

I WANNIT RITON RIT NOT RITEN ROTON

THIS IS BOUND TO GET UP THE NOSES OF WRITERS WHO USE PHILISTINIC GRAMMER. THE MODERN ERA OF ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION IS HERE TO STAY. The simplified spelling society ( www.spellingsociety.org ), est1908, is on roll to modernise English spelling and is receiving most support from texters and E mailers. While the society has been arguing to make the LERNIN of SPELIN EZIER, it is academic for users of 21st CENTRI instant communication technology. There is no need for a society to lobby for simplification, it is being done right now, all English Spelling Pedants with their rules and exceptions can go to fiddlesticks. The S S S (Sounds like the new fascist order of spelling) wants the changes implemented Now! and Brought into official use by2008, its centenary year. I for one do not think it is a great Idea as I have taken 80 bloody years to learn and earn a possible 80 percent pass mark in English (And I am English) A few months back I received criticism from two persons within the blogo

URGENT BLOOD DONOR APPEAL.. AUSTRALIANS ARE BEING ASKED TO GIVE BLOOD URGENTLY

There is only one more days supply left. The Australian Red Cross Blood Service yesterday said blood supplies had plummeted to dangerously low levels, nationally the supply stands at nearly two days. The sad thing is only 3% of Australians had given blood in the past year. So come on you guys , Those pretty dracula's are waiting , all they need each time you go is about half an armful. This message also goes out to the people of all Nations. If you can find time to sit around the home for no useful purpose or at a loose end, get up and get down to your local blood bank. " Don't know where it is " look in the telephone directory. You will probably be saving some persons life, doesn' t that make you feel good.

NO!! IT AIN"T ME MATE _ YOUVE GOT THE WRONG GEEZER.I fink.

Vest would like to confirm he is definitely not the person known as Saby, recently I have had email messages from known bloggers confirming they received comments from my blog , some anon some using my blog details , this is not funny , however, most people will now who the culprit is . Those persons who sent those nasty emails were replied to more than a week ago, no reply as yet, so adios , please don't bother. It does seem that I am receiving no fewer callers , but less comments. Having put that to rest, it will be wait and see time, and in the meanwhile I'll have time to finish my new project which I am enjoying doing, as it should prove more profitable than the last; although recently it received some unusually rewarding publicity on an Indian Sub/Cont Blogsite. CLICK on the book icon to reveal more info. Don't forget if you want front line news from Australia, click here, www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph The web address of your overseas news papers would be appreciated

THE RSL's ADOPT THEIR DOUBLE STANDARDS FOR THE RODNEY RUDE SHOW "Lest We Forget"

THE RETURNED SERVICEMENS LEAGUE CLUBS ARE AT FAULT. It would seem that the "Lest we forget" principles of these clubs; in particular the laws concerning blasphemy, lewd remarks and general bad behaviour are conveniently cast aside when they seize upon an opportunity to make a fast buck. Try uttering the 'F' word or an equally disdainful four letter cliche within ear shot of an offended club worker or member; and 'Out you Go mate', It is just not tolerated full stop. We have had to tolerate these classic examples of double standards for far too long. Soon to appear at an RSL Club close to my home on the central coast of NSW, as an entertainer; is an exponent of filth and depravity. FOUL LANGUAGE SLIDES FROM THE MOUTH OF THIS HORRIBLE LOOKING CREATURE LIKE EXCREMENT FROM A SEWER PIPE. This distinguished entertainer RODNEY RUDE has been around far too long, but his greasy looks and foul language will still be a draw card for those brain dead simpletons who will w

GETTING FRUITY IS BECOMING HARDER ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE YOUR BANANA REGULARLY. Becoming tipsy while waiting is a cheaper option.

GRAPE and apple growers have benefited from Australia's banana drought, according to research into customer spending. When banana prices skyrocketed from$2 a kilogram to more than $13 in the wake of Cyclone Larry, customers went elsewhere. Research shows just two out of ten Sydney households bought bananas in June-July, compared with 7 out of ten a year ago. The study found people bought more grapes and apples. Sales of pears melons and citrus fruits also increased. However, there are also times an ill wind brings good fortune; to grape growers in particular, due to the glut of wine producing grapes, which had resulted in the over supply of wine worldwide. Although I am not an avid wine quaffer. occasionally there pops up a time when wine for dinner guests is a must. Recently cheaper wine has come onto the market, the many differing types in the mid price range have fallen to an average of 50% and in one range even more, during the past weeks I have bought wines (good quality) for

A LETTER TO SABY

THE REV FATHER DOMINIC PATRICK PAUL O'LEARY HELPING THE HOPELESS CHAPEL. SYDNEY NSW 2000 AUSTRALIA. Motto, "We teach you how to live again" TO: Mr Saby Dasouza The Gutter Sewer End. MUMBAI INDIA. Dear Mr Saby It is with great sadness I have to inform you of the passing of Mr Barry Dogshead, formerly the president of the famous BIDWILL Yacht Club in Western Sydney. You may be aware of his fall from grace about 7 years ago when he was awarded 7 years in the slammer. convicted on charges of bigamy, embezzlement and child pornography. After five years he was released and for two years until recently was within my care, although he had degenerated into slobbering unkempt immoral drunken foulmouth, it was his image; slobbering in vomit at the steps of my chapel which drew the congregation. His smelly appearance bloodshot eyes and blasphemous statements were enough for people to realise the path of the sinner led eventually to the same state as Mr Dogshead, which brings me to th

CENSUS FOR AUSTRALIA, YEAR 2006..

Today August 9, the collecting of census forms begins Australia wide and my form stated the minimum of information for the Govt records. I for one, absolutely refuse to believe that this information gleaned from the members of the public, will not be used or disclosed publicly until the year 2105. --------------------- I still shall not refer to various entities within Govt circles whose nefarious goings on continue to hit the front pages of the daily newspapers, which contain articles on fraudulent Cops, crooked judges, sex orgies in prisons also in police training establishments, gang rapes , shootings and a plethora of day today hold ups. Why ?, you may ask. No need to is the answer, click on here for all the news and screws, saves so much of my valuable time. www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph And if at any time I receive the courtesy of a reply from you guys out there, would you kindly reciprocate by leaving me the web

We could do with a few more women, but please bring your own Rain

The12 residents of the tiny outback NSW village of Byrock have not seen rain for seven years. For the past two months they have had to truck in 36,000 litres of water from the outback town of Burke twice a week. "It was the June long weekend when the panic set in," Peter Pimlott manager of Byrocks only Pub, said. "About 500 people came here for the goat races and we'd run out of water". Last week, the govt approved a $48,000 grant to Bourke shire Council for water to be trucked in until next June. Locals think it is a "stupid" and "illogical idea. They claim for about $30,000, they could create a permanent water supply. There is a Bore hole on my property with lots of lovely water- enough for the whole town, forever, resident mick Knight said. "Its a bit salty so we would need a desalination plant, which would cost about$11 ,000.We could set it up and pipe it to residents for about $30,000 and manage it ourselves". In the past four years

Why I shall not post Grimy police and political stories in the future

Listening to the radio and Television also absorbing page after page of dodgy goings on by our peers, masters and leaders in the faith industry, you will be better served by getting it first hand and with more detail; by clicking on to the pages of my favorite news paper, which for a paltry sum of $154-7o, and a saving of $45-00 off the stand price, can be delivered to your residence free for six months. Of course this only applies to NSW Australian persons. However, clicking here, www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph you will get a free sticky beak into the goings on in Australia's most populated state(did you know that a quarter of the Oz population live in and around the Sydney met and greater 50Klm rad area. This does not mean that NSW skinflints should not fork out for their favorite newspaper. This info is primarily for overseas persons like Poms septics and canucks , who are very vague about the unusual and sometimes sordid and of course the sensitive and sad family stories which

BUSY BUSY BUSY, Social Events And Birthdays Galore.

During the past six weeks I have been overrun with social engagements. Birthdays, Funerals , Christenings, AGMs , and other misc never ending runarounds, my health concerns, and avoiding people who are impoverished. I tend to nod off as soon as an opportunity arises for me to relax. On the blog front it has been a trifle hilarious on four particular Weblogs each trying to out do the others with their own particular brand of culture and mysticisms; which unfortunately ended in a slanging match and which hopefully has now ceased and if you are listening out there in blog land; lets leave it that way, thank you. Here is an oldy: " that's why I propose that as from today..........." You do not keep anything for a special occasion. Because every day you live is a special occasion. Search for knowledge, read more!! Sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to the needs. Pass more time with your family, eat your favorite food, visit the places you love

Waving Goodbye To A Thousand Flies, The Novel By John Leonard Spencer

The 2nd printing is imminent, order now in time for Christmas, available within two weeks, U/K, The USA & Canada, Priced at U/S $21-95 plus shipping, signed copies available only on request(Order from publisher direct) Amazon& other stores charge more. ISBN 1-4120-3384-5 Impelling reading, Sexuality - Brutality and British Humor also Sadness for the weepers. TRAFFORD PUBLISHING WEB SITE. www.trafford.com TOLL-FREE 1-888-232-4444 (Canada & U S). E mail sales@ trafford.com More information from blog owner direct, click below book cover on side bar

EVERY DAY IS A WONDERFUL DAY WITHOUT SABY THE BLOG TERRORIST

YES folks , he's gone forever. FINI. " THAT IS WHY I PROPOSE THAT AS FROM TODAY WE WILL HAVE PLEASANT DAYS NOW THE RECENT PARADOXIAL IGNOMINOUS SABY HAS GONE. Although Future posts will contain info of interest gleaned from current events occurring within Australia,I am also posting the website address of my favorite Sydney news paper,where you will access news reports in more detail than I can provide, except when a more personal opinion may be another option. CLICK here: www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph

STOP!! GO TO JAIL!! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!! AND GET YOUR HEALTH FREE ?

There are genuine grounds to believe that the best place to become ill in New South Wales Australia is inside the prison system. The Sydney Daily Telegraph my favorite newspaper delivered daily to my door reveals , taxpayers are funding a gold plated health service catering for every inmate sniffle and ache. Most of this info is backed up from personal contact with the inmates by a family friend who is employed within the prison welfare system, with whom I am in personal contact. It appears there is one nurse for every 20 inmates, its kid gloves all the way. If you have a droopy dick, fiddle your tax - go to jail and get it straightened out. Erection dysfunction, hormone treatments, ingrown toenails and circumcision ops by (Dr Finklestein- maybe) these were among 250 elective surgery procedures funded over the past two years. Meanwhile ordinary citizens face long waits for their elective procedures. Last year, for example, more than half wanting hip replacements, had to wait more

WEALTHY LEBANESE-AUSTRALIANS EX PATS WANT TO COME HOME FROM HOME.

According to the department of foriegn affars, up to 25,000 Australians of Lebanese descent who hold Lebanese passports as well as Australian passports , live permanently or semi permanently in Lebanon. The latest Middle East crises has flushed out a new class of duel nationality super snivelers who believe mere possession of an Australian passport guarantees them security in their 'Other Homeland'. At citizen ceremonies these Lebanese migrants are informed they have the same rights and privileges as any other Australians(Which technically is a blatent lie told by successive Australian Govts) I refer to the medical gold card not available to British Vets who fought in the defence of Australia, myself being one) These Aussies of Lebanese descent also have discovered the flaw in their citizenship status. However, while this bunch of insufferable ingrates whinge and whine because of their present misfortune ; being stranded in Lebanon during the recent flare up of hostillities,

GOODBYE SABY... GET WELL SOON SABY ALIAS MR DUNG BRAIN

Many are the blogs that have collapsed in a state of confusion, due to the muddle fuddling agitation created by Mr Fartmouth Saby Dasouza, sewer operative and gutter cleaner from Mumbai(Bombay)India. Saby, Who at present has 38 blog sites in India catering mainly for the minds of Deviates, Perverts, pedophiles and misc other Bumholes who glorify and wallow in filth, has plagued my blogsite for the past five months. Although I have low tolerance for downright filth, some of saby's (Nice guy comments) were allowed to remain. Recently two blogsite owners have contacted me, after having changed the identification of their sites, all due to this Saby person, I shall consider such a drastic move to be an option should Saby the blog terrorist continue to harass. As from today July 17 06, All comments from Saby and his Known aliases and backers will be deleted regardless of contents

IT"S MID WINTER HERE IN AUSTRALIA. BRR. AND THE SNIFFLE SEASON MARTYR IS SOLDIERING ON

Although it is relatively warm when compared to winter in some parts of the Northern Hemisphere, Like Alaska, Siberia and Minnesota in the USA, we still find that it is the rapid rise and fall in temperature which creates the misery of the winter head colds, influenza and the constant sniffles and watery eyes. The ave temp here on the Cent/Coast 5 cel- 21 cel midday, colder when we have winds from the South. We all know them, every workplace has at least one, some have more-the office martyr. The person although as sick as a dog, insists on coming to work and making life hell for everyone who has the misfortune to be there with them that day. These people sniff, wheeze, cough and splutter their way through the day, moaning about how ill they are but how much a good example they are for coming in to work. They leave a trail of infectious germs on every thing they touch, which in turn their colleagues are exposed to. You will find them on the Bus or on the train Spreading infection to ot

"GIVE HIM AN OSCAR" Yell the soccer loonies

The World cup of Soccer-football is near its climax, the attention generated by the World cup held every four years; divides the period between the Olympics, but the nations heading the Olympic finalists are rarely seen as finalists in the soccer world cup. Italy are now in the final, after beating Australia through a dodgy penalty decision, France is also in the final after an equally controversial penalty against Portugal. Some soccer players are so grippingly histrionic as they fall to the ground with seemingly fatal injuries to the ankle or knee they make the death scene from Camille look like Julie Andrews singing The Lonely Goat Herder in The Sound of Music. Lawyers sitting in the grandstands seem so convinced the players are on their death bed after taking a slight knock, rush to the well paid player with a last will and testament to be signed. Eventually the stricken player rises to his feet thanking his particular God for a miraculous recovery from an injury which would have

THIS PERSON REALLY CARES

I am writing on behalf of a most generous loving and beautiful grandmother. Who is constantly thinking of her children and extended family. "Should I phone them, I haven't heard from them, its their birthday soon" Or "How much should I put in the envelope" This dear lady received beautiful cards from her living brothers and sisters in the U/K, And flowers and cards from friends in Australia(local). Her five Sons and partners and eleven grand and great grand children, the recipients of her annual Xmas and birthday generosity also her constant thoughtfulness, who all reside within an hours drive, have not responded with a single birthday card on July 5, this nice lady's 72nd birthday, yet she and her husband have made three long journeys to visit them for christenings and birthdays. Despite of this she has not complained and is constantly making excuses for their incompetence, but I know deep down to say the least this dear lady was not amused. Her husband who

BOILED HUMAN HEAD FOR DINNER FOLKS. SIT DOWN HERE FOR A FEED OF THIS GHOULISH GOURMET RECIPE.

The following is a few excerpts extracted and condensed from the local Sydney Australia news papers following this macabre story. According to her barrister, Katherine Knight's murder of her husband was a unremarkable domestic killing. The fact that she stabbed her De-facto husband John Price 37 times and skinned and mutilated his body was not heinous enough to deserve spending the rest of her life behind bars. John Stratton SC public defender stated, in a bid to have her sentence reduced. Knight 50 sat in the dock wearing a silver cross and heard she would be the first Australian woman to be jailed for the term of her natural life. Defence lawyer John Stratton stated, what took her crime outside the ordinary range of gravity of a domestic murder, was what she did to John Price after the murder but it was not enough to take it into the worst kind of murder. Now this will make your hair curl. Knight, a slicer and packer at the Aberdeen Abattoir meticulously skinned Mr Price's bo

RETIREMENT IS SO MUCH FUN

HI folks , Its going to be a busy time for me during the next four weeks, apart from the normal chores around the mansion(cant get good servants anymore). This morning I have to take the car in for inspection prior to registration; as it now over three years old and at the same time pick up fuel for(start you bastard)our lawn mower, then of course the grass has to be cut today before it rains again. The nearest and dearest is going with a friend to buy gifts for the two Christenings and five birthdays we have to fork out for; not including her's and mine, and shortly I shall hear "I'll buy a new dress for the Christening while we are out darling" and to follow will be, "No dear, you will look fine in that tux I bought you five years ago. The good news is I shall be getting an increase on my Navy pension and more still if I succeed in the next medical on the June 29, it will help towards my income tax payable on our five sources of income and outgoings to friends

THE RETURN OF ZOE THE KILLER PUSSY

Despite going native in the national park for the past four years Zoe is settling down to domesticity once more. This utterly adorable moggie and her seemingly mild temperament have saved her from death row, by veterinary nurse Karissa Simion. But in truth , was Karissa' gesture really benign? who is the winner here. Now that is wonderful news, but perhaps of cold comfort to the birds whose hearts are ripped out by our mollycoddled moggies. Domestic and feral cats slaughter 144 million native birds every year in Australia. This grim statistic is balanced by the number of vermin mice rats and rabbits-they also eliminate, mind you there seems to be always an over supply of birds of every variety, so the asshole who suggested she should be put down is little better than he thinks the cat is. All cats have killer instincts, show them a toy mouse or even a feather and their killer instincts emerge. Humans have been prone to cats seductions, which cats have honed over thousands of years

ENGLISH THAT DEFIES INTERPRETATION

Well yank my doodle this is a real dandy, this is right up my street, for years I suffered listening to this kind of codswallop, while serving in the British Navy, it now appears the 2nd best navy in the world has its own titillating but confusing jargon. I was quite relieved to discover that three inmates at Guantanamo had not committed suicide, It seems that it was just a communications glitch by the US Navy. The three men apparently just simply committed an act of asymmetric warfare. Sadly and unexpectedly for the US Navy, it has proved to be every bit as lethal as suicide. Who in the world would have guessed that? The cause of death was by hanging, but should they have survived their act of self destruction, they would have choked anyway on the over blown stupid frippery of the Base Commander Rear Admiral Harry Harris ( bomb happy Harry). "I believe this was not an act of desperation but an act of asymmetric warfare against us" he said. That is probably why Harry is

FOR PUSSY LOVERS ONLY

If you are a guy reading this its more than likely you will be disappointed, as it relates to the adventures of a Ginger Tom. "Hi dad we have a visitor" said my son Chris, as I looked down there was this beautiful example of felinity staring back at me, it then jumped up on the bed and purred around me as I said nice pussy and those silly sayings one says to pussies. G Tom was very friendly and seemed to have the knack of persuading his human carers to get what he required. G tom stopped at the fridge, I then fed him with chopped meat, when he'd had enough it was back to the fridge, where he indicated it was milk he was after, soon after he trotted down the stairs- his twin engines swaying in the rear. It was still raining outside and had been more on than off for the past week, G Tom ignored the box with newspaper and went off to the kitchen to finish off his brekky, then suddenly made a bee-line for the front door. It had stopped raining. Reminds me of the young studs

ORIENTAL BROTHEL OWNER JAILED FOR TEN YEARS FOR OWNING CAT HOUSE SEX SLAVES

The first person in Australia to be found guilty of possessing sex slaves has been awarded ten years in the slammer. Melbourne -Australia Brothel madam Wei Tang 44 wept as she was sentenced to ten years in jail when found guilty on five charges of possessing a slave and five of owning a slave. The Court was told five Thai sex workers were smuggled here with a promise they would be eventually be able to work legally in the sex trade. But they were told they first had to work off a debt of about AU$45,000 each.

ABORIGINES SNIFFING PETROL FACE A STIFF PENALTY

TRAFFICKING Petrol on Aboriginal lands In South Australia will attract a $50,000 fine or ten years in the slammer, under new penalties proposed by the S/A Govt. A Bill to be introduced to parliament would make it a specific offence. Petrol sniffing has been a significant problem on aboriginal lands for many years . like glue sniffing has in the Americas and Europe. This can cause death or permanent damage to heath and an increase in crime and violence and a breakdown of families and the loss of culture The Govt will set up services for petrol sniffers to assist them to combat the problem.

STUPID AUSTRALIAN QUACKS DUCK FOR COVER AFTER ANOTHER HOSPITAL COCKUP

A MISTAKE by a doctor on a hospital admission form led a surgeon to remove the wrong breast of a cancer sufferer during a mastectomy a tribunal heard yesterday. The patient was admitted to Campbelltown Hospital near Sydney for a total mastectomy of the left breast but the Right breast was removed instead, later on the same day the 78 year old patient who suffered from dementia was forced to have a second operation to remove the malignant left breast. Yesterday the doctor WHO cannot be named, who wrongly completed the admission form appeared before the Medical Tribunal facing a complaint of unsatisfactory professional conduct. And so it goes on, just one big wobbly merry go round. It is probably the last you will hear about it.

AUSTRALIAN MATERNITY HOSPITAL THROWS BABY AWAY. ARE YOU KIDDING ? "No- I'm afraid it's true"

The distraught parents of the stillborn baby girl are bracing themselves for the worst possible news-Their Baby Daughter was thrown away, the hospital admin say's it was a tragic mistake. The 33 year old mother from western Sydney gave birth enroute by ambulance to Blacktown Mat/Hospital, nine days later the mother was informed that her stillborn baby named Angelina had 'Gone Missing'. Western Sydney health area chief exec Stephen Boyages states the expected conclusion is the baby was disposed of by tragic circumstances and unreservedly apologises to the distressed parents The family said they had come to terms with the death of their daughter, but could never recover from the loss of baby Angelina's body; described by the hospital as a 'systems error' when the hospital staff knew the baby was missing five days after the birth and kept the info from the parents for a further three days. Professor Boyages said if the finding is that baby angelina was thrown away

PILL POPPING PRONE BLOGGERS PARADE THEIR PROGESTOGEN AND OTHER PRESCRIPTION PILLS

Wandering around the blogs it is hard to avoid posts which continually make their aches and pains the main talking point, like what pills to take and not take and how many when and where. I am aware out there people are suffering some form of malady or illness; but why keep on harping about it,it becomes commonplace and boring after a while like the proverbial pain in the ass. Our weekend trip away down the south coast of NSW OZ TRAYER was predictably uneventful, we did that which was expected of us to do, drive 650 klms or 455miles there and back have grease burgers at MAC FRIES and inspect number two sons partially built 35sq 4 b/r house on a five acre plot while the 50 knot wind from Antarctica froze my nuts. Friday and Sat the few hours we spent in the local club was a break from not catching any fish, but nearest and dearest and I performed on the dance floor to an everything goes type of music played non stop for three hours, oh and the meal in the club for us was chish & fip

Wealthy Oriental Gents, or WOGS WHO EAT DOGS

YUK YUK. But it's true, Dogs are on the menu in TAIWAN and not just one type of dog, but any breed. This practice of rustling and eating your neighbours best friend is not new, but some unwary tourists found out too late that, the bone they were eating the meat from; that which they would normally give to Rover, was none other than Rover himself. I have put together a possible Menu which could be encountered should you visit Taiwan (formerly Formosa)and be game enough to shake a canny chopstick or two at the curious canine cuisine, slobber yer chops on this lot, if you are barking mad. THE MENU Poached poodle with braised Boxer, Entree Sweet& sour Samoyed. Curried Corgi in Royal Jelly, Entree Bitches tits with paw paw gravy. Scotch Terrier in teriyaki sauce, entree Puree of Flench flied fleas. Bow Wow Sum Chow, Entree Pekingese and Duck soup. Bistro Menu The following served with Vegetables or choice of salads. Chihu

KISS A NON SMOKER AND TASTE THE DIFFERENCE

What happened to the slogan 'Kiss a non smoker and taste the difference'? Did the tobacco companies buy the copyright and ban its publication? if so what about having a new slogan! But remember the kids will have to see it too. My partner and I are non smokers and only experience this dreadful problem at alcohol pumped up parties and other social gatherings. What have you experienced when kissing a tobacco smoker? be careful now. What are your thoughts on tobacco usage in general? like ban Smokes, ration them or tax them out of reach of people, or should we wear a non smokers badge which states, "Blow that smoke in my face and you will die you bastard" Remember you dopey smokers, It will reduce your shagging days considerably and each smoke an hour of your life. Maybe smokers should be fitted with smoke stacks!! THAT WAS A RE RUN OF A PREVIOUS POST. ADD: My two local social clubs which are in a medium size category, segregate smoking areas, however, the gaming areas a

A FAT LOT OF GOOD COMES FROM THIS USELESS EXERCISE.

If increasing numbers of children are too fat; and they are; the casual factors are over eating and parking their butts for lengthy periods-the sedentary nature of modern times. This is the astounding conclusion in the latest research study into the phenomenon of chilhood obesity. It turns out that if a child is overweight it may have something to do with the fact that the child eats too much, and doesn't do enough exercise. WELL, FANCY THAT. What a load of old cods wallop. As if a govt sponsored research team would be needed to discover the self-evident truth. As their appetites for grease-burgers and computer games increase, so do their shirt sizes. To correct this ongoing problem, A mandatory 15 minute exercise period twice per school day and sensible eating would go a long way in correcting this problem. School canteens and tuck-shops will soon ban the sale of sugary soft drinks and junk foods. I say, the responsibility lies with the childrens parents, not by a government rul

SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED BY THE MODERATER.

Hopefully this will be a temporary measure I am using to combat a serious threat of profanity spreading to this site. I shall be away until Monday May 29, down the south coast of NSW OZ STRAYER on a family visit, will visit you all on my return, take care, vest. L Y A.

LOONEY FIGHT FOLLOWERS IN NATIONWIDE BOOZE FUELLED PUNCHUPS

ONE DEAD IN COUNTRY WIDE FIGHTS NIGHT A man was killed and scores of others injured during Booze fuelled punch-ups among club and pub crowds Ogling the'Tony Mundine V Danny Green' Boxing fiasco this Tuesday May 16. Hundreds of drinkers were involved nationwide. Perth, Western Australia's Capitol, and the home town of the fight Loser; Danny Green, hosted the worst Fracas,during which a 45 year old guy was pronounced dead after being punched. A 29 year old Perth man has been charged with homicide, more than a hundred arrests have been made over these incidents. I SAY, Ban this degrading so called sport world wide, it only gives pleasure to the Looney would be bullies and drunken dead beat fringe dwellers, who in turn line the pockets of the colorful bookmaker identities. And while my ire is up; I would suggest that, the next stupid Quadriplegic producing sport to face bans should be Rugby League Football, Which I Dislike Intensely with a passion. Tony Mundine is a product of