Wednesday, 27 December 2006
RABBI DAVID SLAVIN, THE GREEDY ECCLESIASTICAL LUNATIC OF THE YEAR.
At the cost of $19,800.00 two Sydney Councils are forking out to pay for the first KOSHER PEDESTRIAN CROSSING, Because pressing a button on the sabbath-the period of rest between sunset on Friday and sunset on Saturday- is considered a breach of religious law by orthodox Jews, (see my post Sept 25.)
I am suggesting that this bunch of religious crackpots at their future Knee bending sessions at their synogogue pass the chalice around until sufficient cash is collected in order to reimburse their benefactors, or be given to a deserving charity. The extensive list of 'donts' on the Sabbath is endless, like driving, cooking, carrying, handling money(ha ha), using electrical and mechanical devices. Maybe dressing oneself, opening doors, turning on taps(faucets) and pressing the toilet flush have been overlooked, so what in this persons crazy mind is so Bloody different about pressing the button on a pedestrian crossing?
I say Shame on you Rabbi Slavin, you are an absolute Thieving Nutter. VEST.
Friday, 15 December 2006
DOING IT REAL TOUGH THIS CHRISTMAS
Take the case of Rhonda Taylor or anyone else in similar circumstances, She buried her ten month old daughter recently, less than two weeks before Christmas. The service Cost $3,000.00 that Rhonda scraped from relatives friends and various charities.
Rhonda; in her twenties has two children Eight and Two, she has no partner or parents and suffers from a chronic heart condition and needs surgery to correct it, her young baby boy james was born partially blind and has been diagnosed with epilepsy. Rhonda has difficulty eating and sleeping and spends her time clutching Mia her dead babies blanket, because she Say's it still has her smell. Rhonda's poetry keeps her going along with the knowledge that her baby is no longer suffering.
The struggling mum Say's she is not looking for handouts, but there is none more deserving of a helping hand.
All donations can be made by contacting the WESLEY MISSION ON 1800 021 821.
Or you may donate to your local charities. Thank you for reading this, Have a wonderful Christmas. VEST DAILY GAGGLE.
Saturday, 9 December 2006
THE CONTINUING NORTH AMERICAN SAGA.
These old Harridans have had the gall to even suggest that I was romancing a particular old Bat who goes by the title Nancy Drool, who used to E mail me daily call me darling with lots of hugs. How any one could fall for any of these aged hags makes me wonder, Nancy is a 60 year old pill popping Pizza yaffling junkie, divorced, unwanted Creep and some times purveyor of Irish mick godliness, who lives with a cat , is always skint but brags about a 60K income, the rest of these old bag ladies have in the most all received a drubbing from me so it shall suffice.
I believe these people are totally envious of my achievements, my world travel was done under duress with the British Navy and any other achievements by sheer hard work. and for someone to recently suggest I was born with a silver spoon is hideously incorrect, I was a ward of Dr Barnardo's Home's as from the age of five years, my father dying when I was three.
During my early years I became suspicious of people flaunting poppycock and non plausible or non scientific subjects, I grew up from the age of ten with an aversion to discipline when I was dragged into a militarized academy preparatory school, since I have had a lifelong suspicion of all traditional authority, my reasons for this were abundantly clear, gleaned from down to earth experience of being taught by ill informed dogmatic theistic dyed in the wool teachers, afraid to speak out for fear of losing their posts.
My reading of popular scientific books convinced me that most of the stories in the bible were untrue, the consequence was a positively fanatic orgy of free thinking, together that, I was being intentionally deceived by the state through lies. This crushing impression made it clear to me that the religious paradise of my youth was thus lost. Most of my life I have attempted to free myself from an existence dominated by wishes, hopes and other primitive feelings, although the relinquishment of love for my spouse and family was never in the order of things. It is a natural law that nothing lasts forever, that systems collapse, that order decays into disorder, the slow but remorseless grinding of time, like the work of wind and water, will eventually reduce every thing to atoms.
That's the way of the world and the universe, and we are all of us trapped by that inescapable imperative. For all of us - some as yet unforeseen scientific discovery - and for all our works, the END IS indeed NIGH. Vest.
Have a Wonderful Christmas.
Tuesday, 5 December 2006
GORGE YOUR GLUTTONOUS SELVES TO DEATH THIS CHRISTMAS, SAY'S 'BABE'
Please click on to the websites below, there is a wealth of information contained there to keep you interested for hours.
This information is not designed to Stuff up your dinner parties, however, Dads and mums, its similarity to having your sons and daughters throats cut in front of you and seeing them fed to hungry lions, is well worth thinking about.
Please feel free to to comment and voice your opinion or protest.
This information should not be shown to people who are under age or people who may become distressed.
ON A LIGHTER NOTE: A PIG DIES OF OLD AGE.
BLACKIE THE PORKER IS NOW AT THAT STY IN THE SKY.
Australia's favorite feral fugitive has died in exile after shaking off gun toting
authorities hot on his trotters for the past two years.
Blackie the bush pig made headlines in 2004 when he was deemed a feral pest and Queensland's Mackay City Council ordered him to be shot on sight.
The community rallied behind the beloved pig to have the porker reprieved but to no avail.
His owners refused to give up the 500kg porker they had rescued as a piglet after gung ho looney shooters killed its mother, and Blackie went underground.
He died this week of natural causes, aged 8 years.
Blackie's owner(Who cannot be named for obvious reasons) said Blackie was harboured by friends at an Eton property, southwest of Mackay, for a year before being smuggled to her new home home 60km away at Calen, northwest of Mackay.
To EVERYONE: Have a Wonderful Christmas.
Vest, Daily Gaggle.
Friday, 1 December 2006
WOMEN TALKING AND THINKING ABOUT SEX .
In fact women talk almost three times as much, chuntering a staggering 27,000 words a day, compared to men's 9,000.
They speak more quickly and in north America even quicker still, like Spanish fishwives berating their spouses, coming up for breath every 123 words. Besides this women devote more brainpower to chit chat and cackling like old boiler hens and get a sexual buzz out of hearing their own voices,a female psychiatrist suggests.
Dr Vaginia Crumpet Of Seven Hills University Australia, Say's "This is is caused by the vast differences in the male and female brain.
The sex hormone testosterone responsible for moulding the male brain in the womb, increases the areas for memory and communication but struggles to express their emotions to the same extent.
In contrast women have less brain cells left for communication and the act of speaking triggers a flood of chemicals which gives them a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts on a high, this can increase if the woman is hooked on a cocktail of prescription drugs.
Dr Crumpet who runs a female 'Mood and Hormone' clinic in Bidwill Sydney states one part of the male brain is a small section which enables men to become 'Deaf' to most of the illogical arguments put forward by women. Dr Crumpet also believes the area responsible for sexual thoughts is twice as big in male brains and their brain power is much greater when being involved with sex, and the speech activity is often influenced by the environment we live in. In Australia she Say's, there is much more subtle communication between men and women, sharing she Say's is the key word, unlike the brutality and divisional strife by our Nth American cousins.
Wednesday, 29 November 2006
REPLIES TO NORTH AMERICAN BLOGS
Sunday, 19 November 2006
SO WE HAVE COME TO THE END OF THE LOLLIPOP, there is very little sweetness left in the USA
Summer is is in the offing and there are warmer days ahead, I have received seven Xmas cards to date, and have 257 Cards to reply to from last year, plus I need more exercise and to spend more time on my feet. Seasonal charity functions will also eat into my time, there are so many young children in need at any time of the year although it hits harder during the Xmas period.
As from now until a time I shall mention later this Blogsite will be slowing down to a crawl. So tomorrow its off to the gym - weights, punching a few heads and so forth., plus the boat is set to be used extensively for charity fun trips.
So everyone have fun be nice to oneanother ta ta see you soon or maybe later. VEST.
Friday, 17 November 2006
FAREWELL ARTHUR ROTHWELL,Not only a good friend but a great shipmate. VALE.
Our friends message was that, a former shipmate of ours ARTHER ROTHWELL Aged 87, had passed away at his home in Queensland Australia.
Arthur Rothwell was a former Ordnance Artificer in the British Royal Navy, and we are reminded of the time when Arthur was called upon to perform a task probably never undertaken by anyone before.
During the last days in the Pacific war zone WW2. The larger ships of the U S and British navies were shelling the Japanese mainland at night when the impossible happened. On our ship a 14 inch diameter 17cwt shell on its way to the breech of our 'B'turret left gun decided to return in the hoist to the shell-room magazine, however, the massive Cordite charge was loaded into the breech automatically and then the ten Large 14 inch guns fired in broadside.
At that particular moment in time, I was at my action station in the wide open area of the 'Air Defence Position', The left gun of 'B' Turret distributed about a thousand pieces of burning Cordite all over the ship and crew members. Several pieces of cordite became attached to my face clothing and anti flash gear causing several burns.
The following day it was discovered that the offending gun had a defect within the left barrel.
The solution to the problem was to strip Arthur(The smallest artificer) down to his essentials; grease him all over and shove him with several tools and a light up the breech end of the barrel to clear the defect. On his recovery , the plug bore gauge was passed successfully.
This all happened in July 1945, I was 19 years old. On my birthday, the first Atom bomb test took place, and I had been in the Brit Navy for three and a half years, Having joined 31 days after America was Forced into the war Sunday DEC 7 1941.
Wednesday, 15 November 2006
COMMENTS FROM NORTH AMERICA AND EUROPE.
Sunday, 12 November 2006
NEW SOUTH WALES AUSTRALIA POLITICIAN'S BEHAVING BADLY, ARE THEY WORSE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? I DOUBT IT.
THE DIRTY DOZEN
Premier Morris Iemma is recorded calling cross city Tunnel CEO Graham Mulligan a'Fu k Wit', Not knowing he was being taped at the time of the offensive remark.
Roads minister Eric Roosendaal Used the bus lane while in his ministerial car, the next day he is caught making an obscene finger gesture to liberal MP Melinda Pavey in Parliament.
New labor recruit Peter Breen is forced to Quit (a big Cover up) this will surface soon.
Tony Stewart forced to quit as parliamentary sec for police and utilities after being caught drink driving.
Planning minister Frank Sartor, tells Aboriginal leader Mick Mundine to 'Get off his black ass'...in an interview on an indigenous radio station.
Local govt Minister Kerry Hickey caught driving at 145 kph in a 100 zone, in the same area as a 16 yr old was killed in a speed related crash. It was Hickey's 4th speeding offence as a member of parliament.
Carl Scully sacked as police minister after making improper reports into the race riots in Cronulla He is no longer expected to be a contender for the leadership of the party.
Attorney General Bob Debus announces he is quitting state politics to run for a federal seat. Two days later his Anointed successor Naomi Parry is dumped after The Daily Telegraph revealed she said Premier Morris Iemma had "All the charisma of a wet cat". Rural Fire Chief Phil Koperberg is frantically recruited to replace her the same day.
Port Stephens candidate Aaron Beasley arrested for drink driving after crashing his car. This is troubling the labor party as he is the only person nominated for his seat in parliament(A bit similar to Tim Pawlenty the Gov of Minnie ha ha land USA)He too is a wanker.
It has now been revealed that Koperberg the fire chief had an AVO taken out against him by his ex wife, he is now the victim of a smear campaign suggesting he harassed a staffer of a former State Governor.
THIS RELATES TO MY LOCAL STATE MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT
The Govt is plunged into crisis when Aboriginal Affairs minister Milton Orkopoulos is arrested and charged with 30 counts of child sex assault, soliciting prostitution, drug supply and underage homosexual sex.
Another labor party figure a close associate of Orkopoulos MP Bryce Gaudry was aware of these allegations last year when warned by a Newcastle mother that Orkopoulos was involved with her son.
Just the tip of the Iceberg.
The above named persons are not a minority within the ranks of our leaders but a small percentage of those who get caught.
Friday, 10 November 2006
LOONEY AMERICANS ELECT DECEASED CANDIDATE
JERAUL county electoral official Cindy Peterson said the vote list had closed on August 1, a month before Ms Steichen had died of cancer. That meant her name was kept on the list for Tuesday's election.
Voters then handed the dead woman a 100 vote to 64 win over her embarrassed Republican rival.
Ms Peterson said she believed voters knew she was dead, but still wanted to make their political point.
DISSAPOINTED Minnesota left wingers had their nemesis returned in the form of Tim Pawlenty, much moaning and whining is expected from the Garage Building community in the sticksville district of Ranier Minnesota. Will these moaning Minnesotans ever get it right? Their Previous Governor was a devout Lutheran Wrestler and Disc Jockey, who gave equal time to the Kneelers, Sporty's and lovers of Heavy Metal, but earned the wrath of the Sticksville shed erectors. 'Such is life'.
Sunday, 5 November 2006
ARE YOU AN OVERWEIGHT FAT SLOB? Well, you have only yourself to blame
A DIET of processed meat, full fat dairy products and fried foods is fuelling the worlds growing rates of diabetes, high blood pressure and obesity.
Although Australia is high up the charts internationally, It is in America and Canada where the problem is at its greatest peak, and 25% more, the highest proportion of the porky population are women over 20 years of age- 70% of those are fatties. so men if you are looking for a Nth AM partner; particularly Caucasian, its 4 to i on she is a fatso.
Most people totally ignore the recommended eating habits, men generally have the poorest diets, with fewer than 5% eating the recommended Minimum of five vegetables per day, but counter this by having more exercise and some a physical work program.
Women on the other hand tend to be taking trips to the pantry more often than men.
NOT ENOUGH VEGETABLES. Just 7.5 per cent of adults eat five or more servings per day.
NOT ENOUGH FRUIT. Only 52 per cent eat two or more servings per day.
THE WRONG MILK. 45 per cent of adults only drink full cream milk.
NOT ENOUGH BREADS. Only 10 per cent of adults eat more than four servings per day.
TOO MUCH FRIED POTATO. 21 per cent of adults eat them at least once per week.
TOO MUCH PROCESSED MEAT PRODUCTS. Including sausages , meat pies, pizzas, Frankfurt's, salami, Bacon and Ham. 62 per cent eat them at least once a week World wide, but America and Canada the figures are 85 per cent more than twice per week.
It seems that Middle aged women in Canada & the USA consume more Pork products than any where else in the world, Their taste for Bacon recipes is becoming widespread, which in turn leaves little doubt why their backsides are also widespread. posted by vest.
Wednesday, 1 November 2006
VEGAN or CARNIVORE, YOU MUST READ THIS HORROR STORY.
Will you ever eat Meat again.
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Saturday, 28 October 2006
GOODBYE NORTH AMERICA
Soon to follow was the gun debate in which I was the only detractor to the gun lovers in this lopsided stoush. Former friends were now becoming antagonists bar one or two which kept me hanging on, then came the inquisition, someone began probing the blogs with nasty innuendo, and by using several aliases from a site in India, was able to infiltrate into several sites, for which I collected the blame.
Nevertheless the dung clung and from then on I was blatantly put down by Madame Hobnail from Minnesota and her foul mouthed pig pen of bacon loving loonies. It was time to go, I had Left my mark indelibly in The Land of the Free.
This will be my last posting on the matter.
To former Associates I have this to say.
Sadie the cleaning lady, the pot smoking religious freak and anti alcoholist. Your sprogs are ugly and you are frightfully boring.
Monnicar, Whining Whinging hobnail disciple, G S.
Squirrel, Just another nutter traveling with the loonie band wagon.
Smeee hee god bless those who sail with you. G S 2
Laura the Borer. Hi fatso- Miss Lard 1996-2006. remove the pork from your fork. u r already Stuffed.
N D: What a shame, after all those unsolicited love and (((Hugs))) messages you sent me you turned out to be other than what you really are, just a nit picking maladjusted pill popping 'No Hoper'
Oh Please drop dead Diana, The ugly grey haired ghost, late comer, had to shove her porcine snout in to quote on matters she; in her own admittance she had no knowledge of. This deranged nutter is currently at logger heads with her land lord who is being accused of sniffing her underwear, that's right. The size 48 red flanneled bloomers with the cast iron gussets, similar to hobnails, which are grey
to match the foliage.
Old Hobnail: The redneck moaning Minnie from Minnesota, who allows her child to troll the porno blogs in order to purchase used blow up dolls. What a super Goof you turned out to be.
Sophocles once said. It is Silence that makes a woman beautiful. And when asked if he would teach his daughters a foreign language replied "One tongue is sufficient for a woman". so would you all very kindly. Slink away to your hole's in the ground
Sunday, 22 October 2006
WHO DARES TO CRITICIZE SHALL BE OSTRACIZED
In reply to your witch hunting and bone pointing, I have this to say , finally I hope.
If you have an open door(Anon facility) People will use it to their advantage.
It is similar to the democratic principles on voting where anonimity is sacred. it is a priviledge that gives people the right to healthy criticism.
On rare occasions this facility has been, not inasmuch removed but monitered in order to filter any incoming obscene and unwarranted language.
However, I have accepted the fact there are people in this world who will disagree with my personal opinion, this in its self can be rewarding, more often than not. I have occasionally mentioned to callers that, the over use of swear words will cause deletions but also in the spirit of the game I have allowed close to the bone criticism of my self. which I have found traveling around is rarely approved of on other blogs.
This situation will sometimes breed major apposing opinion issues.
About a year ago a gun debate arose on an American blogsite, where I had made frequent calls previously. Unfortunately I dared to point out my reasons for more gun control, Quoting incidents where lax laws world wide were allowing normal people who in a induced fit of rage brought about by some particular upset in their lives, to resort to aimlessly slaughter innocent people while mentally distraught.
Suddenly I was pilloried by a host of people I thought were normaly adjusted. Political, professional, Religious pot smoking creeps and a plethera of Hill Billy Rednecks, I knew at that point I was mixing it with a bunch of self centered dogmatic and unswerving people in the blog world.
From then until today, much bickering and grovelling among blogsites has been the order of the day, like you kiss my ass and you may comment on any silly unimportant drivel you wish to providing its approved sometimes by a inane blog administrator.
I dared to question one particular Ignominous Gun Toting Hobnail booted toolbox carting female Redneck, who hailed from sticksville minnesota, on the Gun issue, from that point on her coolness in my direction has not wavered, with a barrage of kick ass replies from this purveyer of four letter expletives.
The "SAVE BABE" info which was sent out( optional to open) depicting cruelty in the world wide slaughter house industry was followed by a cynical apposing bacon fest by a person unsympathetic to the cause, the wordsmith bacon lover was informed that even I was not adverse to the taste of crackling, which unfortunately is the destiny of most porkers, the humane angle failed to penetrate the noddles of the bacon scoffers, many were the comments made on this important issue which ended in being deleted by the baconites.
These blogsites were now blocking the order of fair play.
Mind you I should have seen the writing on the wall earlier, when 90% of the male comment on hobnails blog was coming from myself. Why had at least a dozen male regular bloggers flown the coop, the answer could be they were bored to death of the back stabbing gormless input by a few Germaine Greer type Middle aged bimbo's; who had lost the plot and their partners and were wallowing in a slush of self pity while explaining their addiction to prescription drugs and not getting off of their fat asses but relying on others to provide support.
Then came the constant drivel of commentary on the building of a blessed garage, yes, every farting nut and bolt and hair on the paintbrushes were involved in this agonising saga, a steady nauseating progress report from the DIY crack pots on how to build a farting garage.
Little wonder people were cringing when trying to make polite reply comments.
There are some very nice people in the blog world and heap of gutless morons too, those who derive pleasure from guns and waving the big stick to administer pain to others, But cry "Foul" when the compliment is returned.
When serving in the British navy for nearly twenty five years I acquired a substantial glossary of unmentionable words, but I never found it necessary to incorporate them in every day language.
As for Guns, It is a known fact that, People and Guns are perfectly safe until you forget they are dangerous.
If you are a nice person reading this , HAVE A NICE DAY. IF NOT, HAVE A NICE DAY TOO.
Anonymous comment welcome. BTW My spell check is not working.
Sunday, 15 October 2006
We Survived on 40 Litres of Water Per Day, Living in Hong Kong 1963-4
The water supply was a problem for everyone. It was turned on for four hours every three days . when we would fill the bath and every imaginable container and each of us take a shower.
On alternate days we had to wash down and rinse off with a bowl of water.
Other less fortunate consumers topped up with canister's at street standpipes or used well water. Shek Pic Reservoir on Lantau Island, with its 5,000 Million Gallons was the largest water containment site. The average usage per person (Including Industrial use) was Nine Gallons per day or 40 litres. Additional water was collected by tankers at the lowest salinity point in the Pearl River in Communist China. Fortunately the the water problem has been resolved in Hong Kong. This was done by reclaiming part of the coastline sea area, and creating a huge Dam.
Something similar could be constructed on the Central Coast, Where 90% of our rainfall ends up in the sea anyway.
A project of this magnitude would provide ongoing employment long into the future.
This Project could be funded mainly by the Federal Govt from funds extracted from a few wasteful foreign aid programs.
BTW I hope this knowledge helps you appreciate your generous water allowance of Forty Gallons or One hundred and fifty litres per day.
John Leonard Spencer.
Thursday, 12 October 2006
JUST BOIL FOR THREE DAYS AND ALLOW YOUR ENERGY TO DRAIN UNTIL YOU ARE COOKED.
A HEATWAVE will sweep the state during the next three days, With temperatures soaring above 35 CEL Sydney NSW OZ will experience a min of 33CEL today.
In our garden today; in the beautiful beachside resort of Budgewoi, noted for its indulgent pleasure loving population, the temp had reached 42 Cel, no wonder the ants shoved off smartly.
A Total Fire Ban has been imposed for the whole of New South Wales.
A single hot day is not unusual but to get three days of extremely hot temps is a bit out of the ordinary, it would have probably only happened a few times on record.
Water Restrictions Effective from October 1 2006.
NO outdoor water use if using town water- including topping up of Pools, watering gardens, washing vehicles,washing pathways.
Vehicle windows can be washed with a bucket and cloth.
Everyone who is connected to town water must try to keep their water use to less than 150 litres (40 U/S galls) per day.
This may mean taking shorter showers, reusing your greywater,washing clothes full load only. minimise toilet flushing, there are many ways to save here, ask your local council for tips.
We MUST prevent our dam levels from falling below 10 percent.
REBATES are available:
$200.00 for a new water efficient washing machine.
Or up to $1,000.00 for a rainwater Tank.
For more details about rebates on other water saving devices contact;
Gosford Council on 4325 8222 Or Wyong Council on 4350 5555.
ANY breaches of these restrictions can result in a $200.00 fine for an individual and a $2,200.00 fine for a corporation.
Wednesday, 11 October 2006
FAMILY HISTORY REQUIRED BY SCHOOLS
Its a shame that the Cane hanging on the blackboard easel has disappeared , then most of these problems would be avoided.
However, It seems from next year it will be compulsory for all parents to reveal if their child has been suspended, expelled or involved in violent incidents.
Failure to answer these sinister and intrusive questions on violence , not telling the the complete truth or giving false information, will prevent the child from being enrolled.
What the forms ask parents.
What is your highest year of primary or secondary school completed? YES
What is the highest university qualification achieved? DUNNO
What is your occupation? MYOB
Does the Parent or Carer speak other than English at home? SOMETIMES
Has the enrolling student any history of violence? DUNNO
Are you aware of any incidents that involved the the student
outside of school hours? BOYS WILL BE BOYS.
What a lot of mamby pamby. what is the world coming to.
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Wednesday, 4 October 2006
DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHICH LEG YOU SAW OFF?
I will then be informed several weeks ahead, so to allow any domestic issues to be sorted out before and after the operation.
I shall post the letter back tomorrow, also on arrival at the op/ th, I will tie a notice on my left knee explaining "Not this one the Other" just in case the hospital staff ignore my correction in the letter stating .
" Somehow you have made a mistake, you have indicated the left knee which is not the right knee, the right knee is the right knee not the left knee ".
Perhaps I should wait until the last moment to inform them.
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Monday, 2 October 2006
A NON SMOKER FREE ZONE ?
It has taken the step to deny non smokers to inhale second hand smoke from their gasping associates.
A large Western Sydney club has built an out door facility for smokers, and the local Council decided that the area could only be used by smokers , the whole smoke and nothing but the smoke, drinking in the area is also forbidden, so having a fag and a beer in each hand is out too.
But even more sinister , is the banning of non smokers from the area.
It is the biggest attack on civil liberties since the Federal Govt banned dead people from having the vote.
Just to prove that stupidity does not end at the West coast of America, the local authorities have forced the club to employ security guards to enforce the order and barricade non-smokers in their air conditioned comfort with only the noise from gaming machines to keep them company.
Of course this enlightened policy has its upside.
Because the outside area shall be used for the exclusive purpose for persons smoking, the security guard will be empowered to force people to light up and stay lit.
Anyone not caught smoking will presumably be fined and excluded from the meat tray raffle.
This is a victory for public health in NSW OZ. Not only that, it is a long over due crackdown on the scourge that is the social smoker, the smug each - way punter who taunts the doomed addicts with his or her transient willpower and freedom to dine at indoor restaurants.
It is a shame that such a policy as making people smoke more actively; also deprives passive smokers of their piece of the action.
Nonetheless, the under-lying genius of the plan should ensure that local Govt in NSW, OZ continues to be accorded the respect it deserves.
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Neither one of my local clubs has a satisfactory remedy for isolating smokers.
In both situations the the smoke hits you as you enter the club; not a lot but enough to convince you that the imaginary line of demarcation is ineffective in preventing the killer haze from entering the clean air zone, although a first in best dressed rule would apply in this situation, like being seated 'Far from the madding Cloud'.
The Major cock up with the rules as they stand at the present time is that you must in both situations enter the smoking zone to use the rest rooms or gaming facilities.
Soon it is hoped that the state of New South Wales will follow the example of our 'Slow talking Neighbours' up north in the state of Queensland, where recently a total ban on smoking in pubs, clubs, restaurants and public areas indoors or outdoors came into effect.
Wednesday, 27 September 2006
REST IN PEACE AUDREY COLEMAN
AUDREY WILL BE TRULY MISSED BY ALL. HER SISTER ROSEMARY AND BROTHER IN LAW LES AND EXTENDED FAMILY IN AUSTRALIA SEND THEIR CONDOLENCES TO RICHARD; AUDREY'S HUSBAND AND HIS FAMILY IN PORTSMOUTH, ENGLAND.
Bless you all in your time of grief.
POSTED BY VEST, DAILY GAGGLE.
Wednesday, 20 September 2006
Find out what is really happening before you enjoy your next barbeque
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Saturday, 16 September 2006
OH WHAT A LOVELY (LOUSY) WEEK.
To add to my woes during the past week, the orthopaedic specialist having studied numerous x rays has booked me in for 'Keyhole' surgery on my right knee, this is to remove torn cartilage which is also adding to my aches and pains, There are other personal areas of my tired and worn body that need fixing too , but if fixed might lead to an over exertion problem , I am thinking in my case having lived without worrying over bodily privileges for a while I should let the sleeping monster lie.
Blogger news : one of my fav oz bloggers 'BURNT KARMA' supposedly retired from blogging recently to spend more time with her writing and family. she is a Channel 7 news caster and has been caught up in this PAPUA (Indonesia) cannibal thingy , will not waste time-see for yourself in the Saturday Daily Telegraph, My favorite news paper delivered to my door daily.
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Thursday, 14 September 2006
When there is little to be said , some fool say's it
Comments !! What comments, well there were two, one from a lawyer and another from looney English person, who is more than a few buttons short, this person along with a number of other bloggers whom I am convinced could be the core of the vitriolic comments have been blocked. from commenting, the 'S' person in particular, whom some regular commenter's informed me was trolling from this blog to theirs and stirring the can, thereby causing disruption to their thread of thought.
I now believe this threat has ceased to be a problem. however, I shall continue calling to comment, my average is about eight per day, and not always one liner's.
Ah well , I must leave it at that for the time being , I am having a physical health problem at this moment , more later.
Friday, 8 September 2006
WILL YOU EVER EAT MEAT AGAIN.HOW CRUEL THE HALAL SLAUGHTER HOUSES ARE.- REAL LIVE FOOTAGE
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This provides info on several middle eastern countries and their sheer callousness in dealing with animals. Children should not watch these scenes, your comment will be appreciated.
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Wednesday, 6 September 2006
A DAY AT THE WYONG RACES
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My favorite newspaper which I have delivered daily.
Washup Indeed: Our district has had about four inches of rain overnight and up to about an hour ago. The race course is now under water and all bets are off . Day out cancelled.
As I write the rain has just just started again and is teeming down.
Monday, 4 September 2006
HOW DOES YOUR MEAT AND TWO VEG (not them) COMPARE WITH MINE IN AUSTRALIA
I received a request to create a price list of Australian food items and the equivalent price you would pay in the USA.
The information below was collected over the past 3 weeks and is based on the average price of some day-to-day food items. Remember U/S 75cents = AU $1-00
It should also give you a fair idea of what other items may cost.
The right hand column is what you will pay in U/S dollars for
these items if you buy in Australia. Scotch Fillet U/S $3.95
OrAUS $5.26 per pound, $ 10.52 per Two pounds, Two and a qtr
lbs =1 kilo Cost Aus/$ 11.50.
|BEEF||AUS per kg||USA per kg||USA per lb|
|Scotch Fillet||AUD $11.50||USD $8.66||USD $3.85|
|T-Bone Steak||AUD $9.00||USD $6.75||USD $3.00|
|Rump Steak||AUD $8.50||USD $6.37||USD $2.83|
|Round Steak||AUD $8.00||USD $6.00||USD $2.66|
|Sirloin Steak or Joint||AUD $7.50||USD $5.62||USD $2.49|
|Ribs||AUD $8.00||USD $6.00||USD $2.66|
|Blade Steak||AUD $5.50||USD $4.12||USD $1.83|
|Chuck Steak||AUD $6.50||USD 4.87||USD $2.16|
Add 25% to Above Prices
|Offal etc||AUD $3.50||USD $2.62||USD $1.16|
|LAMB||AUS per kg||USA per kg||USA per lb|
|Leg of Lamb||AUD $6.45||USD $4.83||USD $2.86|
|Cutlets||AUD $16.00||USD $12.00||USD $5.32|
|Rack of Cutlets||AUD $14.00||USD $10.50||USD $4.66|
|Shoulder||AUD $5.25||USD $3.93||USD $1.41|
|Leg Chops||AUD $9.50||USD $7.12||USD $3.16|
|Forequarter Chops||AUD $5.25||USD $3.93||USD $1.41|
|Chump Chops||AUD $8.25||USD $6.18||USD $2.74|
|Ribs/Breast||AUD $3.00||USD $2.25||USD $1.00|
Similar to Beef
|PORK||AUS per kg||USA per kg||USA per lb|
|Leg of Pork||AUD $5.50||USD $4.12||USD $1.83|
|Shoulder||AUD $4.00||USD $3.00||USD $1.33|
|Fillet of Pork||AUD $12.00||USD $9.00||USD $4.00|
|Cutlets & Rack||AUD $12.00||USD $9.00||USD $4.00|
|Forequarter Chops||AUD $6.00||USD $4.50||USD $2.00|
|Loin Chops||AUD $8.50||USD $6.37||USD $2.83|
|Sausages||AUD $4.00||USD $3.00||USD $1.33|
|CHICKEN||AUS per kg||USA per kg||USA per lb|
|Fresh||AUD $5.00||USD $3.75||USD $1.66|
|Frozen||AUD $3.50||USD $2.62||USD $1.16|
|Drumsticks||AUD $3.00||USD $2.25||USD $1.00|
|Breast||AUD $8.50||USD $6.37||USD $3.83|
|Eggs - 1 dozen small||AUD $1.50||USD $1.12||USD $0.50|
|VEGETABLES||AUS per kg||USA per kg||USA per lb|
|Green Beans||AUD $2.75||USD $2.06||USD $0.91|
|Cauliflower||AUD $1.95||USD $1.46||USD $0.61|
|Broccoli||AUD $2.50||USD $1.87||USD $0.83|
|Carrots||AUD $1.00||USD $0.75||USD $0.33|
|Celery - bunch||AUD $2.50||USD $1.87||USD $0.83|
|Potatoes||AUD $1.50||USD $1.12||USD $0.50|
|Parsnips||AUD $6.50||USD $4.97||USD $2.16|
|Swede||AUD $3.50||USD $2.62||USD $1.16|
|Cabbage - Savoy||AUD $1.00||USD $0.75||USD $0.33|
|Onions - Brown||AUD $1.25||USD $0.93||USD $0.41|
|Onions - Spanish||AUD $2.75||USD $2.06||USD $0.91|
|Mushrooms||AUD $7.00||USD $5.25||USD $2.32|
Sunday, 3 September 2006
TODAY IS SIMPLY A BEAUTIFUL DAY, sunshine and clear skies
I have received greetings from our five sons also from ex Daughters in Law.
I also wish to send greetings to my Dad "Happy Fathers day Dad" still remember you,
Dad died Dec-1929. And to all other Fathers "Have a nice Day"
Thursday, 31 August 2006
A CACHE OF CASH LYING AROUND
They strolled down the road to their old school and found the desk where he had carved, " I Love You, Betty."
On their way back home, a large bag of money falls at their feet from a passing Armoured car.
They take the bag home and find it contains $50,000. Bert Say's "We'll have to give it back".
But Betty Say's, "No finders keepers."
Later that day, police going from door to door ask them if they know anything about the stolen money. Betty Say's she doesn't.
"She's lying " Bert Say's. "She hid it in the attic."
"Don't listen to him." Say's Betty. "He's going senile."
One of the police officers tells Bert, "OK, You'd better tell us the story from the beginning."
Bert Say's, "Well, Betty and I were walking home from school. . . . . "
The officer Say's to his partner, " Come on -we're outta of here!"
Could there be a sequel to this story, what do you think may have happened.
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Wednesday, 30 August 2006
SPRING BRINGS HAPPIER TIMES AND HOPE FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE.
If people would dare to speak to one another unreservedly, there would be a good deal less sorrow in the future of our world.
In the name of Religion - Freedom - Vengeance - What you will, / A word is enough to raise mankind to kill.
If you must use four letter words to emphasise or to punctuate the acidity of your opinion, soften the blow to your readers ears; use of the following words will achieve more, Good, Love, Warm, Kind, Help, Love.
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Tuesday, 29 August 2006
(POOPS) PET POLICY has the backing of the RSPCA
The program called pets of older persons (POOPS) has the backing of the RSPCA.
The scheme which has been expanded to include palliative-care patients, provides foster care for pets, hospital visits to see their owners, veterinary checks and regular grooming.
This year, POOPS has taken care of 66dogs, 38 cats, 5 horses, 1 rabbit, 6 rats and 9 birds.
What sort of pet will you be taking to see grandma in hospital, surely not a rat or a skunk?
A man has been given a one year good behaviour bond after swinging a cat by its tail and slamming it repeatedly on the road.
The law in NSW AUSTRALIA was recently changed to recognise that animal cruelty is not acceptable and the maximum penalty for this crime is two years in the slammer.
I suggest we bring back public thrashing for crimes of violence, a dozen strokes across the buttocks would deter these cruel bastards. plus a substantial fine in line with their status
THE BEST FUEL DISCOUNT OFFER YET. YOUR SUPER SEX DRIVE WILL DRIVE YOUR DOLLAR FURTHER
We have a 'Cat house' in a Sydney suburb offering 20 cents off per liter.
The 'SCARLET SITE' in Granville, Sydney, just one from hundreds of Sydneys Whore houses
THIS IS NOT COMPULSARY VIEWING.
Saturday, 26 August 2006
Oh yeah Oh yea, ORGASMS ON WELFARE. also COULD THIS BE THE DEMISE OF MR ALIAS.
CALCUTTA: An Indian man has sacrificed himself by slitting his throat in front of an Indian Diety at a temple in Uttar Pradesh yesterday.
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Thursday, 24 August 2006
For the Best News from Australia. Click below.
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I WANNIT RITON RIT NOT RITEN ROTON
The simplified spelling society (www.spellingsociety.org), est1908, is on roll to modernise English spelling and is receiving most support from texters and E mailers.
While the society has been arguing to make the LERNIN of SPELIN EZIER, it is academic for users of 21st CENTRI instant communication technology.
There is no need for a society to lobby for simplification, it is being done right now, all English Spelling Pedants with their rules and exceptions can go to fiddlesticks.
The S S S (Sounds like the new fascist order of spelling) wants the changes implemented Now! and Brought into official use by2008, its centenary year.
I for one do not think it is a great Idea as I have taken 80 bloody years to learn and earn a possible 80 percent pass mark in English (And I am English) A few months back I received criticism from two persons within the blogosphere regarding the quality of my writing , learned people with few other skills if any other than being able to confuse people with their parchment and Quill trickery, my reply to them using nautical language was not answered.
English has a possible 3,500 commonly used words that do not follow the 90 odd English spelling patterns. For example et as in pet is the same sound as in threat: ate in mate is the same as in great and so on.
Other languages are not so complicated,. German has 800 non pattern words Spanish 600 and Italian 400. Then there are the sounds , yes, there are 12 different ways to spell the sound of EE in English.
The exceptions and similarities of English is time consuming and difficult and is the main cause of low literacy standards, when compared to most non English speaking countries.
It takes only two years at school for Italian speakers to become confident spellers.
Mind you we are all aware that the Italians have the most advanced system of body language, like arm waving gesticulations sometimes described as Roman Semaphore.
But the best argument of all is that if we had simplified phonetic spelling, spelling homework would be banished forever. Shorli u kids wood like that.
Monday, 21 August 2006
URGENT BLOOD DONOR APPEAL.. AUSTRALIANS ARE BEING ASKED TO GIVE BLOOD URGENTLY
The Australian Red Cross Blood Service yesterday said blood supplies had plummeted to dangerously low levels, nationally the supply stands at nearly two days.
The sad thing is only 3% of Australians had given blood in the past year.
So come on you guys , Those pretty dracula's are waiting , all they need each time you go is about half an armful.
This message also goes out to the people of all Nations. If you can find time to sit around the home for no useful purpose or at a loose end, get up and get down to your local blood bank.
" Don't know where it is " look in the telephone directory.
You will probably be saving some persons life, doesn' t that make you feel good.
NO!! IT AIN"T ME MATE _ YOUVE GOT THE WRONG GEEZER.I fink.
Having put that to rest, it will be wait and see time, and in the meanwhile I'll have time to finish my new project which I am enjoying doing, as it should prove more profitable than the last; although recently it received some unusually rewarding publicity on an Indian Sub/Cont Blogsite.
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The web address of your overseas news papers would be appreciated too, thank you, vest.
Saturday, 19 August 2006
THE RSL's ADOPT THEIR DOUBLE STANDARDS FOR THE RODNEY RUDE SHOW "Lest We Forget"
It would seem that the "Lest we forget" principles of these clubs; in particular the laws concerning blasphemy, lewd remarks and general bad behaviour are conveniently cast aside when they seize upon an opportunity to make a fast buck.
Try uttering the 'F' word or an equally disdainful four letter cliche within ear shot of an offended club worker or member; and 'Out you Go mate', It is just not tolerated full stop.
We have had to tolerate these classic examples of double standards for far too long.
Soon to appear at an RSL Club close to my home on the central coast of NSW, as an entertainer; is an exponent of filth and depravity.
FOUL LANGUAGE SLIDES FROM THE MOUTH OF THIS HORRIBLE LOOKING CREATURE LIKE EXCREMENT FROM A SEWER PIPE.
This distinguished entertainer RODNEY RUDE has been around far too long, but his greasy looks and foul language will still be a draw card for those brain dead simpletons who will willingly pay $44-00 a ticket to the temporarily deaf club managements.
Wednesday, 16 August 2006
GETTING FRUITY IS BECOMING HARDER ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE YOUR BANANA REGULARLY. Becoming tipsy while waiting is a cheaper option.
When banana prices skyrocketed from$2 a kilogram to more than $13 in the wake of Cyclone Larry, customers went elsewhere.
Research shows just two out of ten Sydney households bought bananas in June-July, compared with 7 out of ten a year ago.
The study found people bought more grapes and apples. Sales of pears melons and citrus fruits also increased.
However, there are also times an ill wind brings good fortune; to grape growers in particular, due to the glut of wine producing grapes, which had resulted in the over supply of wine worldwide.
Although I am not an avid wine quaffer. occasionally there pops up a time when wine for dinner guests is a must.
Recently cheaper wine has come onto the market, the many differing types in the mid price range have fallen to an average of 50% and in one range even more, during the past weeks I have bought wines (good quality) for as little as $4 per 750ml Bot 13% alc. (US$3) last week nearest and dearest and I bought two cases of South Australian Chardonnay(A beautiful drop) 2x12, 750ml at AU $45-60 the lot. "Yes one dollar ninety per bottle" Or US$1-50 per bot..
Probably cheaper than Coke at the 7-11.
Friday, 11 August 2006
A LETTER TO SABY
HELPING THE HOPELESS CHAPEL. SYDNEY NSW 2000 AUSTRALIA.
Motto, "We teach you how to live again"
TO: Mr Saby Dasouza
Dear Mr Saby
It is with great sadness I have to inform you of the passing of Mr Barry Dogshead, formerly the president of the famous BIDWILL Yacht Club in Western Sydney. You may be aware of his fall from grace about 7 years ago when he was awarded 7 years in the slammer. convicted on charges of bigamy, embezzlement and child pornography.
After five years he was released and for two years until recently was within my care, although he had degenerated into slobbering unkempt immoral drunken foulmouth, it was his image; slobbering in vomit at the steps of my chapel which drew the congregation.
His smelly appearance bloodshot eyes and blasphemous statements were enough for people to realise the path of the sinner led eventually to the same state as Mr Dogshead, which brings me to this important question, as I am at my wits end.
Trying to find a replacement for Barry; although some people jokingly mentioned a few upstanding men including a Mr vest and a bishop, our final choice came from a list of convicted criminals and your goodself. So, you being the only one available, the blogging community have chosen you for Mr Dogsheads successor as you have all the necessary qualifications and more. Remember you come highly recommended, for your horrific antisocial behaviour.
Looking forward to seeing you soon Rev O'Leary.
Wednesday, 9 August 2006
CENSUS FOR AUSTRALIA, YEAR 2006..
I for one, absolutely refuse to believe that this information gleaned from the members of the public, will not be used or disclosed publicly until the year 2105.
I still shall not refer to various entities within Govt circles whose nefarious goings on continue to hit the front pages of the daily newspapers, which contain articles on fraudulent Cops, crooked judges, sex orgies in prisons also in police training establishments, gang rapes , shootings and a plethora of day today hold ups. Why ?, you may ask. No need to is the answer, click on here for all the news and screws, saves so much of my valuable time. www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph
And if at any time I receive the courtesy of a reply from you guys out there, would you kindly reciprocate by leaving me the website details of your local news paper(IN ENGLISH please.)
"Now isn't that a great idea".
Sunday, 6 August 2006
We could do with a few more women, but please bring your own Rain
For the past two months they have had to truck in 36,000 litres of water from the outback town of Burke twice a week.
"It was the June long weekend when the panic set in," Peter Pimlott manager of Byrocks only Pub, said.
"About 500 people came here for the goat races and we'd run out of water".
Last week, the govt approved a $48,000 grant to Bourke shire Council for water to be trucked in until next June. Locals think it is a "stupid" and "illogical idea. They claim for about $30,000, they could create a permanent water supply. There is a Bore hole on my property with lots of lovely water- enough for the whole town, forever, resident mick Knight said.
"Its a bit salty so we would need a desalination plant, which would cost about$11 ,000.We could set it up and pipe it to residents for about $30,000 and manage it ourselves".
In the past four years, Byrock's population has also dried up. the latest casualty is Byrock public school, which closed in April.
But the 12 residents say they wouldn't live anywhere else.
"Byrock's wonderful," Mr Pimlotts wife Gloria said. "But we could do with more women".
I passed through Byrock on my recent travels , the place is quite picturesque and I don't recall seeing any women apart from old Gloria,.
So here's your chance to make it big time, pop along to the local Australian Consulate and they will get you there pretty fast, especially unattached USA & Canadian ladies. So remember you darlings who are bored with your present circumstances, opportunity is knocking at your door, we need you desperately. but don't forget to bring your own Rain.
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Friday, 4 August 2006
Why I shall not post Grimy police and political stories in the future
However, clicking here, www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph you will get a free sticky beak into the goings on in Australia's most populated state(did you know that a quarter of the Oz population live in and around the Sydney met and greater 50Klm rad area. This does not mean that NSW skinflints should not fork out for their favorite newspaper. This info is primarily for overseas persons like Poms septics and canucks , who are very vague about the unusual and sometimes sordid and of course the sensitive and sad family stories which emerge at breakfast time, which help us worry for the rest of the day, or have bad dreams if your working a night shift.
So what are you waiting for, start clicking, there is stuff like police sexual harassment there that I have briefly mentioned before. Have fun , Vest.
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Thursday, 3 August 2006
BUSY BUSY BUSY, Social Events And Birthdays Galore.
On the blog front it has been a trifle hilarious on four particular Weblogs each trying to out do the others with their own particular brand of culture and mysticisms; which unfortunately ended in a slanging match and which hopefully has now ceased and if you are listening out there in blog land; lets leave it that way, thank you.
Here is an oldy:
" that's why I propose that as from today..........."
You do not keep anything for a special occasion. Because every day you live is a special occasion.
Search for knowledge, read more!! Sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to the needs.
Pass more time with your family, eat your favorite food, visit the places you love.
Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment, it isn't only survival.
Use your favorite goblets, do not save your best perfume; use it every time you feel you want to.
Take out of your vocabulary phrases like 'One of these days' and 'Someday'.
Let's write that letter we thought of writing 'One of these days '.
Lets tell our families and friends how much we love them.
that's why, do not delay anything adding laughter and joy to your life.
Every day, hour and minute are special.
I have just this minute received news that my son Andrew father of Charlotte 7 months, have both had an accident in their home, Andrew fell with the baby after tripping on her loose blanket on the floor, both are in a satisfactory state after visiting hospital, Charlotte has fractured right Femur and Andrew 6 fractured ribs and right femur.
If there is any one out there waiting to give me a some bad news please kindly put it on hold for a while, and the rest of you watch where you are treading, take care. Vest.
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Monday, 31 July 2006
Waving Goodbye To A Thousand Flies, The Novel By John Leonard Spencer
Impelling reading, Sexuality - Brutality and British Humor also Sadness for the weepers.
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EVERY DAY IS A WONDERFUL DAY WITHOUT SABY THE BLOG TERRORIST
" THAT IS WHY I PROPOSE THAT AS FROM TODAY WE WILL HAVE PLEASANT DAYS NOW THE RECENT PARADOXIAL IGNOMINOUS SABY HAS GONE.
Although Future posts will contain info of interest gleaned from current events occurring within Australia,I am also posting the website address of my favorite Sydney news paper,where you will access news reports in more detail than I can provide, except when a more personal opinion may be another option.
CLICK here: www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph
Monday, 24 July 2006
STOP!! GO TO JAIL!! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!! AND GET YOUR HEALTH FREE ?
The Sydney Daily Telegraph my favorite newspaper delivered daily to my door reveals , taxpayers are funding a gold plated health service catering for every inmate sniffle and ache.
Most of this info is backed up from personal contact with the inmates by a family friend who is employed within the prison welfare system, with whom I am in personal contact.
It appears there is one nurse for every 20 inmates, its kid gloves all the way.
If you have a droopy dick, fiddle your tax - go to jail and get it straightened out.
Erection dysfunction, hormone treatments, ingrown toenails and circumcision ops by (Dr Finklestein- maybe) these were among 250 elective surgery procedures funded over the past two years.
Meanwhile ordinary citizens face long waits for their elective procedures. Last year, for example, more than half wanting hip replacements, had to wait more than nine months.
The well salaried Justice health chief exec Dr Richard Mathews (Dick Hard) Say's " Prisoners should not be punished with poor health care.
But most ordinary citizens face out of pocket medical costs to see GPS and specialists, and to access prescriptions. Prisoners do not.
And how many inmates before being locked up would have bothered seeing a doctor over ailments like ingrown toenails or erectile dysfunction? Very few.
There is no case for prisoners getting better health services than the rest of our community.
Even the slightest evidence of this is offensive.
The latest revelations about what is going on in N S W jails come shortly after recent reports of a serial rapist getting his sperm frozen and backpacker killer Ivan Milat having privileges such as a Television and toaster oven. After a public and a personal condemnation of these personal prisoners privileges, the privileges were removed. But dear oh dear, the prisoners became very upset over the new restrictions and cried 'Foul' and guess what, yeah your absobloodylutely right, they are probably back in front of the telly munching toasted sandwiches watching porno movies with their newly repaired penis in the other hand.
there are worrying signs the the NSW Govt is losing touch with what the public expects on law and order.
Thursday, 20 July 2006
WEALTHY LEBANESE-AUSTRALIANS EX PATS WANT TO COME HOME FROM HOME.
The latest Middle East crises has flushed out a new class of duel nationality super snivelers who believe mere possession of an Australian passport guarantees them security in their 'Other Homeland'.
At citizen ceremonies these Lebanese migrants are informed they have the same rights and privileges as any other Australians(Which technically is a blatent lie told by successive Australian Govts) I refer to the medical gold card not available to British Vets who fought in the defence of Australia, myself being one)
These Aussies of Lebanese descent also have discovered the flaw in their citizenship status.
However, while this bunch of insufferable ingrates whinge and whine because of their present misfortune ; being stranded in Lebanon during the recent flare up of hostillities, it leaves me with little sympathy for them.
In most cases these duel Aus/Leb cits have for all intents and purposes left Australia for good and returned to their roots(their homeland) after securing their aged social security pension- superannuation and other retirement funds. so to live among their own kind but with a higher status and income, very clever you might say, and no skin off the Australian Govts nose, until now, when all they want is to be aussies once more, (Until the shooting stops)
I say leave these freeloading whingeing assholes in the rat holes the chose to live in after they discarded Australia as their new home, or at the least make them pay for their rescue and the privilege of becoming an aussie once more. Vest Daily gaggle.
Monday, 17 July 2006
GOODBYE SABY... GET WELL SOON SABY ALIAS MR DUNG BRAIN
Saby, Who at present has 38 blog sites in India catering mainly for the minds of Deviates, Perverts, pedophiles and misc other Bumholes who glorify and wallow in filth, has plagued my blogsite for the past five months. Although I have low tolerance for downright filth, some of saby's (Nice guy comments) were allowed to remain.
Recently two blogsite owners have contacted me, after having changed the identification of their sites, all due to this Saby person, I shall consider such a drastic move to be an option should Saby the blog terrorist continue to harass.
As from today July 17 06, All comments from Saby and his Known aliases and backers will be deleted regardless of contents
Thursday, 13 July 2006
IT"S MID WINTER HERE IN AUSTRALIA. BRR. AND THE SNIFFLE SEASON MARTYR IS SOLDIERING ON
We all know them, every workplace has at least one, some have more-the office martyr.
The person although as sick as a dog, insists on coming to work and making life hell for everyone who has the misfortune to be there with them that day.
These people sniff, wheeze, cough and splutter their way through the day, moaning about how ill they are but how much a good example they are for coming in to work.
They leave a trail of infectious germs on every thing they touch, which in turn their colleagues are exposed to.
You will find them on the Bus or on the train Spreading infection to other travelers.
To all those who think they are "soldiering on", stop being a hero and a asshole, no one appreciates your self assumed martyrdom.
You are not a better employee for turning up for work, you are not fully productive when you feel that bad. Nothing at work is so important that it can't wait a day or two and if it is someone else will surely take charge of it.
You will cost your employer more by taking down other workmates and fellow travellers
with the coughs and colds you spread around.
Stay at home rug up and rest in bed with your favorite person or a good book, Its the best and only way to enjoy your predicament, remember catching the flu is a privilege.
Friday, 7 July 2006
"GIVE HIM AN OSCAR" Yell the soccer loonies
Italy are now in the final, after beating Australia through a dodgy penalty decision, France is also in the final after an equally controversial penalty against Portugal.
Some soccer players are so grippingly histrionic as they fall to the ground with seemingly fatal injuries to the ankle or knee they make the death scene from Camille look like Julie Andrews singing The Lonely Goat Herder in The Sound of Music.
Lawyers sitting in the grandstands seem so convinced the players are on their death bed after taking a slight knock, rush to the well paid player with a last will and testament to be signed.
Eventually the stricken player rises to his feet thanking his particular God for a miraculous recovery from an injury which would have defied the healing powers of the water at Lourdes. It could be described as an eclectic mix of the tragedy of Pagliacci, the heartbreak of Madam butterfly and the comedy of Der Rosen Kavallier.
The player who was the so called transgressor gets his marching orders off the field, making it so much easier for his team to lose the game.
What we really need though,is that statuesque blonde Amazon who carries a spear and wears a viking helmet with a big horn either side. Seeing her coming at you, her bodice straining with the power of her voice and the helmet aimed straight at your backside, would get these frail little petals of Soccer players on their feet in a blink.
Now that OZTRAYER has been eliminated from this fiasco, the tabloids are back to the never ending boring load of crap about the never ending stories of THUGBY (Rugby League)today we had six pages of this codswallop, the list of genuine injuries would make you wince, several mindless 250 LB hulking players end up in wheelchairs as Quadriplegic's every year. In my early years I regarded sport as a fun thing, now it is more like war ,minus the shooting.
Thursday, 6 July 2006
THIS PERSON REALLY CARES
"Should I phone them, I haven't heard from them, its their birthday soon" Or "How much should I put in the envelope"
This dear lady received beautiful cards from her living brothers and sisters in the U/K, And flowers and cards from friends in Australia(local).
Her five Sons and partners and eleven grand and great grand children, the recipients of her annual Xmas and birthday generosity also her constant thoughtfulness, who all reside within an hours drive, have not responded with a single birthday card on July 5, this nice lady's 72nd birthday, yet she and her husband have made three long journeys to visit them for christenings and birthdays. Despite of this she has not complained and is constantly making excuses for their incompetence, but I know deep down to say the least this dear lady was not amused.
Her husband who is penning this gripe on her behalf will be having his 8oth on July 16th, he knows something is in the wind. and is preparing for any possibility. most family gatherings garner friction.
The sequel will be posted in about ten days from now.
Written and posted by Vest. That Old Guys alter ego.
Friday, 30 June 2006
BOILED HUMAN HEAD FOR DINNER FOLKS. SIT DOWN HERE FOR A FEED OF THIS GHOULISH GOURMET RECIPE.
According to her barrister, Katherine Knight's murder of her husband was a unremarkable domestic killing.
The fact that she stabbed her De-facto husband John Price 37 times and skinned and mutilated his body was not heinous enough to deserve spending the rest of her life behind bars. John Stratton SC public defender stated, in a bid to have her sentence reduced.
Knight 50 sat in the dock wearing a silver cross and heard she would be the first Australian woman to be jailed for the term of her natural life.
Defence lawyer John Stratton stated, what took her crime outside the ordinary range of gravity of a domestic murder, was what she did to John Price after the murder but it was not enough to take it into the worst kind of murder.
Now this will make your hair curl.
Knight, a slicer and packer at the Aberdeen Abattoir meticulously skinned Mr Price's body and hung the skin on a hook in a doorway in his house.
She cooked parts of his buttocks and served them up with vegetables and gravy on a dining room table set with name cards for Mr Price's three children.
His decapitated head was found in a pot on the stove.
The defence claimed that a maximum of two years is usually awarded for interfering with a corpse, and the judge had not taken into consideration that she had been a victim of domestic violence.
However crown prosecutor said that the judge had concluded it had been Knight not her three previous partners who was the aggressor. A case like this has features of barbarism that we have never heard of in this state. The crown prosecutor concluded stating that, Knight was a cruel vindictive and violent woman who killed her husband out of revenge because he had ended their relationship.
What are you having for dinner tonight? BTW dont forget the gravy and vegies, Slurp Slurp. Umm.
Monday, 19 June 2006
RETIREMENT IS SO MUCH FUN
This morning I have to take the car in for inspection prior to registration; as it now over three years old and at the same time pick up fuel for(start you bastard)our lawn mower, then of course the grass has to be cut today before it rains again. The nearest and dearest is going with a friend to buy gifts for the two Christenings and five birthdays we have to fork out for; not including her's and mine, and shortly I shall hear "I'll buy a new dress for the Christening while we are out darling" and to follow will be, "No dear, you will look fine in that tux I bought you five years ago.
The good news is I shall be getting an increase on my Navy pension and more still if I succeed in the next medical on the June 29, it will help towards my income tax payable on our five sources of income and outgoings to friends in need. Now I'll have my brekky, be back.
Change of plans. Wife will go shopping tomorrow and have hair done as well $86-oo, reason- well its pissing down with rain all of a sudden. Wife has told me go to ahead get the car thingy done and fuel for(S Y B) the Lawn Mower. she will also pop down the club to pay our annual fees and sort out arrangements for a funeral we have to attend. the deceased is a young man, an ex employee of the club and a personal friend 23 yrs old Steve died from a Aneurysm so we are told, its so sad.
I'll be back later on, too much to think about and do sooner or later.
Saturday, 17 June 2006
THE RETURN OF ZOE THE KILLER PUSSY
But in truth , was Karissa' gesture really benign? who is the winner here.
Now that is wonderful news, but perhaps of cold comfort to the birds whose hearts are ripped out by our mollycoddled moggies.
Domestic and feral cats slaughter 144 million native birds every year in Australia.
This grim statistic is balanced by the number of vermin mice rats and rabbits-they also eliminate, mind you there seems to be always an over supply of birds of every variety, so the asshole who suggested she should be put down is little better than he thinks the cat is. All cats have killer instincts, show them a toy mouse or even a feather and their killer instincts emerge.
Humans have been prone to cats seductions, which cats have honed over thousands of years, cats manipulate our emotions, cats have advanced their domestic arrangements with us humans so far that it is us who serve them house them and endlessly stroke them. Personally I like cats dogs and most domestic pets, they have a right to life like any other creature.
Try substituting the 'T' in Cats with an 'R' and you will discover the real Feral Killer which kills probably more so but for no particular reason.
Thursday, 15 June 2006
ENGLISH THAT DEFIES INTERPRETATION
I was quite relieved to discover that three inmates at Guantanamo had not committed suicide,
It seems that it was just a communications glitch by the US Navy. The three men apparently just simply committed an act of asymmetric warfare. Sadly and unexpectedly for the US Navy, it has proved to be every bit as lethal as suicide.
Who in the world would have guessed that?
The cause of death was by hanging, but should they have survived their act of self destruction, they would have choked anyway on the over blown stupid frippery of the Base Commander Rear Admiral Harry Harris ( bomb happy Harry).
"I believe this was not an act of desperation but an act of asymmetric warfare against us" he said.
That is probably why Harry is in the rear and only suitable for a desk shore job.
I have met many guys like Harry Whose incompetence was feared by all, like the Harry's of today.
Imagine Harry under pressure during war time on the bridge of a warship.
"There are enemy planes congregating in an asymmetric pattern with every intention of transporting themselves down towards us while simultaneously releasing powerful airborne explosives that have the power to completely annihilate this sh--....BOOM! Sorry Harry. We were just a bit too late to get your message.
Harry should carry a verbal Rosetta stone so to interpret the bullshite hieroglyphics of what he says. and he should be keel hauled or whatever they do these days.
Saying something is "asymmetric warfare" is bewilderingly inexplicable puzzling obtuse, it is mystically brilliant.
Harry highlights a growing extension by society including business, the military, politicians and the public into the web of nebulous speaking and writing.
It is a type of new speak. A language that defies interpretation.
It may have started with garbage men becoming sanitation engineers or stokers on ships being given the title of marine engineers.
But it is the military who embrace such obfuscation...(sorry) who embrace such confused language.
Only the military could provide so many euphemisms for"Kill" to avoid using the word its self.
Targets are never killed. They are taken out. They can be terminated with extreme prejudice.
Harry would have been proud of that one.
Tuesday, 13 June 2006
FOR PUSSY LOVERS ONLY
"Hi dad we have a visitor" said my son Chris, as I looked down there was this beautiful example of felinity staring back at me, it then jumped up on the bed and purred around me as I said nice pussy and those silly sayings one says to pussies. G Tom was very friendly and seemed to have the knack of persuading his human carers to get what he required. G tom stopped at the fridge, I then fed him with chopped meat, when he'd had enough it was back to the fridge, where he indicated it was milk he was after, soon after he trotted down the stairs- his twin engines swaying in the rear. It was still raining outside and had been more on than off for the past week, G Tom ignored the box with newspaper and went off to the kitchen to finish off his brekky, then suddenly made a bee-line for the front door. It had stopped raining.
Reminds me of the young studs out on a Friday night calling into Macca's for brekky and waiting for the weather to clear.
Sunday, 11 June 2006
ORIENTAL BROTHEL OWNER JAILED FOR TEN YEARS FOR OWNING CAT HOUSE SEX SLAVES
The Court was told five Thai sex workers were smuggled here with a promise they would be eventually be able to work legally in the sex trade. But they were told they first had to work off a debt of about AU$45,000 each.
Friday, 9 June 2006
ABORIGINES SNIFFING PETROL FACE A STIFF PENALTY
A Bill to be introduced to parliament would make it a specific offence.
Petrol sniffing has been a significant problem on aboriginal lands for many years . like glue sniffing has in the Americas and Europe. This can cause death or permanent damage to heath and an increase in crime and violence and a breakdown of families and the loss of culture
The Govt will set up services for petrol sniffers to assist them to combat the problem.
Wednesday, 7 June 2006
STUPID AUSTRALIAN QUACKS DUCK FOR COVER AFTER ANOTHER HOSPITAL COCKUP
The patient was admitted to Campbelltown Hospital near Sydney for a total mastectomy of the left breast but the Right breast was removed instead, later on the same day the 78 year old patient who suffered from dementia was forced to have a second operation to remove the malignant left breast.
Yesterday the doctor WHO cannot be named, who wrongly completed the admission form appeared before the Medical Tribunal facing a complaint of unsatisfactory professional conduct.
And so it goes on, just one big wobbly merry go round. It is probably the last you will hear about it.
Friday, 2 June 2006
AUSTRALIAN MATERNITY HOSPITAL THROWS BABY AWAY. ARE YOU KIDDING ? "No- I'm afraid it's true"
The 33 year old mother from western Sydney gave birth enroute by ambulance to Blacktown Mat/Hospital, nine days later the mother was informed that her stillborn baby named Angelina had 'Gone Missing'.
Western Sydney health area chief exec Stephen Boyages states the expected conclusion is the baby was disposed of by tragic circumstances and unreservedly apologises to the distressed parents
The family said they had come to terms with the death of their daughter, but could never recover from the loss of baby Angelina's body; described by the hospital as a 'systems error' when the hospital staff knew the baby was missing five days after the birth and kept the info from the parents for a further three days.
Professor Boyages said if the finding is that baby angelina was thrown away by mistake there is no way of proving how and when it happened.
Angelina's father said the last time they saw their daughter was when she was taken from the arms of her sleeping mother hours after she was stillborn on the way to the hospital. "All we want is answers. Thats all,(political promises) don't mean anything he said.
Some excerpts plus Condensed version of press releases. will try to follow up Vest.
Thursday, 1 June 2006
PILL POPPING PRONE BLOGGERS PARADE THEIR PROGESTOGEN AND OTHER PRESCRIPTION PILLS
Our weekend trip away down the south coast of NSW OZ TRAYER was predictably uneventful, we did that which was expected of us to do, drive 650 klms or 455miles there and back have grease burgers at MAC FRIES and inspect number two sons partially built 35sq 4 b/r house on a five acre plot while the 50 knot wind from Antarctica froze my nuts. Friday and Sat the few hours we spent in the local club was a break from not catching any fish, but nearest and dearest and I performed on the dance floor to an everything goes type of music played non stop for three hours, oh and the meal in the club for us was chish & fips according to the Chinese chef, Fish and Chips with Salad both nights our three eldest sons and No2 sons partner had beef casserole, it was when they had finished eating I enquired; "Did You enjoy your dog"?
This is where I retaliate with my very own aches and pains bulletin. Since Monday pm I have been suffering a severe Cold(or Flu) misery together with chest pains; just to keep company with my permanent back pain and the pain always present in my right lung caused by asbestos related pleurisy, the pain in my right knee and the constant buzzing in both ears (Tinnitus).
Yesterday, Dr Tim Liauw; My Chinese Physician for the past nine years pronounced me fit to drive for the next 12 months, after I read the bottom line (In Polish I think) with my distance spectacles. Going for some shut eye now, see ya. Vest
Monday, 29 May 2006
Wealthy Oriental Gents, or WOGS WHO EAT DOGS
I have put together a possible Menu which could be encountered should you visit Taiwan (formerly Formosa)and be game enough to shake a canny chopstick or two at the curious canine cuisine, slobber yer chops on this lot, if you are barking mad.
Poached poodle with braised Boxer, Entree Sweet& sour Samoyed.
Curried Corgi in Royal Jelly, Entree Bitches tits with paw paw gravy.
Scotch Terrier in teriyaki sauce, entree Puree of Flench flied fleas.
Bow Wow Sum Chow, Entree Pekingese and Duck soup.
The following served with Vegetables or choice of salads.
Chihuahua and chips----Corned Collie and chips----Stir fried Spaniel and Fries.
Mongolian Mongrel Lamb----Mauser & Mushroom Omelette----Springer Spaniel Rolls.
Bitzer Shnitzels.---- All come with a free bowl of Stray dog combination soup.
ROAST OF THE DAY: French Greyhound Stuffed with Neutered Nuts (With garlic)
with condiments and compliments
The WOOF CHOW BOW WOW RESTAURANT.
KISS A NON SMOKER AND TASTE THE DIFFERENCE
Did the tobacco companies buy the copyright and ban its publication? if so what about having a new slogan! But remember the kids will have to see it too.
My partner and I are non smokers and only experience this dreadful problem at alcohol pumped up parties and other social gatherings.
What have you experienced when kissing a tobacco smoker? be careful now.
What are your thoughts on tobacco usage in general? like ban Smokes, ration them or tax them out of reach of people, or should we wear a non smokers badge which states,
"Blow that smoke in my face and you will die you bastard"
Remember you dopey smokers, It will reduce your shagging days considerably and each smoke an hour of your life.
Maybe smokers should be fitted with smoke stacks!!
THAT WAS A RE RUN OF A PREVIOUS POST.
ADD: My two local social clubs which are in a medium size category, segregate smoking areas, however, the gaming areas are all smoking areas, which in my opinion is totally wrong.
I try when possible to occupy an area in the clubs well away from the smokers but my clothing stinks of tobacco smoke when I arrive home.
If we non smokers survive another year we will see ALL smoking banned in pubs and clubs, then a rise in fees and possibly a few establishments going to the wall.
Thursday, 25 May 2006
A FAT LOT OF GOOD COMES FROM THIS USELESS EXERCISE.
This is the astounding conclusion in the latest research study into the phenomenon of chilhood obesity.
It turns out that if a child is overweight it may have something to do with the fact that the child eats too much, and doesn't do enough exercise.
WELL, FANCY THAT. What a load of old cods wallop. As if a govt sponsored research team would be needed to discover the self-evident truth.
As their appetites for grease-burgers and computer games increase, so do their shirt sizes.
To correct this ongoing problem, A mandatory 15 minute exercise period twice per school day and sensible eating would go a long way in correcting this problem.
School canteens and tuck-shops will soon ban the sale of sugary soft drinks and junk foods.
I say, the responsibility lies with the childrens parents, not by a government ruling.
SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED BY THE MODERATER.
I shall be away until Monday May 29, down the south coast of NSW OZ STRAYER on a family visit, will visit you all on my return, take care, vest. L Y A.
Friday, 19 May 2006
LOONEY FIGHT FOLLOWERS IN NATIONWIDE BOOZE FUELLED PUNCHUPS
A man was killed and scores of others injured during Booze fuelled punch-ups among club and pub crowds Ogling the'Tony Mundine V Danny Green' Boxing fiasco this Tuesday May 16. Hundreds of drinkers were involved nationwide.
Perth, Western Australia's Capitol, and the home town of the fight Loser; Danny Green, hosted the worst Fracas,during which a 45 year old guy was pronounced dead after being punched.
A 29 year old Perth man has been charged with homicide, more than a hundred arrests have been made over these incidents.
I SAY, Ban this degrading so called sport world wide, it only gives pleasure to the Looney would be bullies and drunken dead beat fringe dwellers, who in turn line the pockets of the colorful bookmaker identities.
And while my ire is up; I would suggest that, the next stupid Quadriplegic producing sport to face bans should be Rugby League Football, Which I Dislike Intensely with a passion. Tony Mundine is a product of Rugby League, which he gave up to box.
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To advise that Vest (Les Bowyer) passed away this morning. Regards, Chris (Son).
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