THE REV FATHER DOMINIC PATRICK PAUL O'LEARY
HELPING THE HOPELESS CHAPEL. SYDNEY NSW 2000 AUSTRALIA.
Motto, "We teach you how to live again"
TO: Mr Saby Dasouza
Dear Mr Saby
It is with great sadness I have to inform you of the passing of Mr Barry Dogshead, formerly the president of the famous BIDWILL Yacht Club in Western Sydney. You may be aware of his fall from grace about 7 years ago when he was awarded 7 years in the slammer. convicted on charges of bigamy, embezzlement and child pornography.
After five years he was released and for two years until recently was within my care, although he had degenerated into slobbering unkempt immoral drunken foulmouth, it was his image; slobbering in vomit at the steps of my chapel which drew the congregation.
His smelly appearance bloodshot eyes and blasphemous statements were enough for people to realise the path of the sinner led eventually to the same state as Mr Dogshead, which brings me to this important question, as I am at my wits end.
Trying to find a replacement for Barry; although some people jokingly mentioned a few upstanding men including a Mr vest and a bishop, our final choice came from a list of convicted criminals and your goodself. So, you being the only one available, the blogging community have chosen you for Mr Dogsheads successor as you have all the necessary qualifications and more. Remember you come highly recommended, for your horrific antisocial behaviour.
Looking forward to seeing you soon Rev O'Leary.
Friday, 11 August 2006
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To advise that Vest (Les Bowyer) passed away this morning. Regards, Chris (Son).
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Vest - can't Blogger remove him permanently?
What a frightfully awful man Mr Saby must be. I shall presume slammer would mean prison, and I am surprised at your ability to describe Mr Saby in such derogative terms without the usual more modern four letter additives to give strength to your statement. Young man you are a credit to the community. Go well into the day. S, Caplan.
Oh Vestie, didn't he or she make you feel youthful once again did you get a little teardrop in your eye. xxxx
S Caplan--you sound like one of my countrymen-- or women-- where do you live?
vest great post
The big S has suggested he would be honored to wear the mantle of the late Barry Dogshead while writing his memoirs.
A 'Crown of Thorns' worn as a Loincloth.
"Hail King Asshole the last."
This Saby person from all accounts, should from now on be totally disregarded in all his aproaches to anyone and everyone, he is in the worst case scenario, and cannot be trusted to be beyond reproach. Saby is totally beyond redemption and his salvation in personam.
Advice: Ignore and delete.
SABY IS AT PRESENT RUNNING 41 yes 41 BLOGSITES ALL BASED IN INDIA.
SABY HAS NUMEROUS ALIASES, AND THE OWNER OF THIS SITE IS IN NO WAY CONNECTED TO HIM.
MICHELLE, JOHNNY BE GOOD; ARE A FEW ALIASES HE HAS USED AND HE HAS NOW USED VEST IN AN EFFORT TO INTIMINATE ME.
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE ARE PERSONS
IN THE BLOGOSPHERE ONLY TOO WILLING TO PILLORY ME IN ORDER TO IMPRESS GULLIBLE BLOG SITE OWNERS, SOME OF WHOM ARE PAINFULLY OBVIOUS DUE TO TO THEIR CAUSTIC REPLIES TO MY COMMENTS.
I AM AWARE THAT THIS SABY PERSON IS USING THIS SITE AS A SPRINGBOARD TO FOLLOW ME TO OTHER SITES IN ORDER TO POST A SORDID COMMENT AGAIN IN ORDER TO DISRUPT THE SITE OWNER AND DISCREDIT ME. THIS SORRY AFFAIR COMMENCED ABOUT 3 MONTHS AGO; AT THE TIME I DELETED WITHOUT REPLYING TO A FILTHY SABY COMMENT, SINCE THEN THE SABY SAGA HAS SPREAD AROUND THE WORLD.
IF YOU WISH TO FEED 'SABY'S EGO GO AHEAD, IT WILL EVENTUALLY COME BACK TO BITE YOU.
Aggie: If there was a way open to me to deal with the problem It would have been done long ago, I am open to Suggestions. preferably by E mail.
TO All my indian friends and lovers and all nationalities who love indians, ,
Out of curiosity I clicked, my reason for doing so was the fact I knew today was the 59th anniversary of the 1947 dissection of the Indian Sub Continent by the British Govt and designated leaders of the countries of India, Pakistan,East Pakistan-now Bangladesh,and Ceylon-now Sri Lanka. This was done in order to partition the areas of dominent religeous orders, ie Pakistan (Islam) India (Hindu).
Between 1944 and 2000 I had travelled to these countries a host of times beyond count and my wife and some of my family to a lesser degree.
I am not into passing judgement on any race or creed, we all have our place in this topsy turvy world, and I expect that one day? there will come a time when we will eventually resolve our differences in a peaceful manner. Vest
I have allowed saby to comment due to the non offensive nature of its content
I did find the music a bit wobbly.
Wobbly? heard that before somewhere, tittilating!!
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk
u have it
We will unite one day
at least as Europe did
for free trade widout boundaries
Why is PUGS not appearing here ?
i tink these 2 have teamed up
and probably intending to marry
i figure if i post a 100 comments
at least one will make the grade
i will buy your book
if u remove dis moderator
SABY: How refreshing it is to read a comment of yours without unnecessary additives.
My replies to your comments 1-5 follow.
(1)So I am your mate now,'Oh Dear'
(2)Great if it could happen peacefully( the Cat v Dog Syndrome is already prevailing).
(3)May your God Bless them and all who sail in them.
(4)Five have so far.
(5)Sorry, But you Saby are not the only transgressor; regarding the moderator, as for the book, one copy is simply a drop in the ocean, Compared to 183 from the publisher in eleven days alone without other sources of sales.
Have a pleasant day, I shall too.
SABY on previous comments.
(2a) Pugs an ex mariner and a fellow countryman back stabbed me during a moment of passion with the power of the pussy in suggesting michele and himself would announce that I was none other than you -Saby, which of course was totally without foundation, but intriguing nonetheless, its continuance over the past few weeks sowed the seeds of doubt among some of my more gullible and dogmatic callers, to whom I now say the pleasure is yours, I C G A S.
I'm dyin over here!
comment moderation SUCKS!
...so does word varification!
(1) We get closer every day. Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.
(2)Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
(3)Annoying isn't it. It's Verification anyhow.
Success in blogging is in fact being able to convert gobbledygook into one of the multiple forms of readable English.
BTW Your Blog Pics are excellent.
but some of your callers, should take a cold shower. Have a great day.
Spare my good friend Saby!
You were once resident in Nigeria?
Carter Bridge has really fallen. Because, the famous old wrought iron Carter Birdge made of steel is no more. A new Carter Bridge made of concrete has replaced the old one.
I hope your vest is the right one.
I am the true vest as suggested on my profile, I have been used and abused a lot recently.
I have never resided in Nigeria, I have called into Lagos several times during my service with the Brit Royal Navy, 1950s-60s and remember the children singing "Carter bridge is falling down" as in the London Bridge tune.
Saby unfortunately tends to be more than irritating at times and on many occasions very embarrassing, he should put his obvious talents to better use.
Thank you for calling. P C A .
5594GH write more, thanks.
GOOGLE has cached this post
U gave me immortality buddy
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