The hottest Australian summer for ten years or so is now dragging on probably to clinch the title of the hottest Autumn (Fall) Sydney's temps reached around the lower forties but out beyond the black stump the mercury was seeping out of the top. Today's temp on the beautiful Central Coast of New South Wales in the land of Oz reached a modest 31 Cel or 84 in the old money. Sadly most of the seedlings in the garden have been fried to a frizzle, but by recycling grey household waste water I have managed to keep most of our grassed areas green opposed to our neighbours light brown lawns.
My next post whenever I get around to it, focuses on our supermarkets and their customer relations and more. However, a long awaited message from the former fascist Hitler youth movement member; the Arch archaic eccleslastical pontiff of Rome, exonerates the Jewish people for the crucifixion of the person called Jesus. In his pending book on Jesus, Pope Benedict confronts the gospel of St Mathew ( A concoction of fairy stories contrived by the order of the Holy Roman Emperor Constantine in the year approx 500 AD.
Read my earlier posts on (What the Faith Industry doesn't want you to know about). Mathew? states, The Jews shout to Pontius Pilate "Let his blood be on us and on our children." The passage has been described as a " rallying cry for anti semites". But the Pope said it meant the mob, not the Jewish people. The crowd he said, represented the whole of sinful humanity.
May you rest peacefully,Shalom PP. ...........Vest.
Oh before you ask, I was baptised by the Rev Drew in St Mary's Cof E church in Chalgrove Oxfordshire Eng. in 1932 aged six.
Back soon.
26 comments:
So you are a christian after all vesty.
I'm not far from you down the coast and this morning at 8am it is 14C out side, a drop of 16dg since noon yesterday. Mike.
Wally: Not as such, officially registered as; yes. but not indelibly dyed in the wool as such. More a nocangoist and humanitariun than a kneebender.
LDL: We have a southerly buster coming through right now on central coast(Winds from the Antarctic)inside temp 15C or 59, outside without doubt much cooler.
Crazy ennit ?
Silly boy
Pontius Pi;late (what is TRUTH) is not exonerated
just the JEWS
I was baptized within 7 days after I emerged from the womb
Just 2 years ago when Benedict donned the shoes of the fisher man, I QUIT
though the escape clause is not provided by the Church
they can ex communicate u but u cant do likewise
So VEST and I are still Christians in the record books of the Church
Vesty dear, were you circumcised as a child.luvs ya .Kate.xxx.
Oh dear! Kate re your intrusive Q.
My lips are sealed. only through your lips can the truth be revealed.
Gee!!! "What have I said".
Kate
Jesus was born a JEW
he lost his foreskin
not me and Vest
feel the difference
OMG
she nos
I wonder if Rose nos
errr, I mean
I wonder if Rose nos that she nos
There is nothing in this World more beauty full
than an olderr grl
who is beyond Vanity
and who nos that body beauty is only skin deep
and it dont matter
her true love sees her beauty full mind
and soul
www.imnutsincaps.com
Last night at Midnight the temp here was 11C and from the minor cloud formations at present and little wind I'm guessing about 28 - 30C for midday.
This is the first comment of the the day without sex connotations.
And being Sunday please observe the rights and privileges of members of the Faith Industry.
H A N Day.
You can send some of that hot weather here. Its a small world, went to help a friend with his computor, told me his son works at Gosford hospital. NSW, looked on Google and see it is not to far from your Town. England Ireland was a bit of a shock, My daughter came round when they were five down so I turned the TV off, when she had gone about an hour later it was nearly all over. Have set the alarm for tomorrow morning, game starts at about 5 am here. If England don't win I think they can kiss the cup goodbye. They will be relying on other teams then. I still think the Ashes is more important then the world cup. I have been going on you tube, you can see little videos of the sledging that goes on, I watched the under arm item the other night, didn't know that Rodney Marsh was really upset about and tried to stop it taking place. Ted Jones.
Ohhhh
what a co incidence
its Sunday here too
so its no sex comments day
unless it happens in holy matrimony
i.e. VESTy SEX
To VEST
a tribute
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!
Umesh Mehta
I dont think any body joined the Navy bcoz he loved the sea or his country
it was just another job
In India guys who dont find a good job in the Private Sector join the Army Navy or Air Force
why did u join Vest?
PATRIOT ?
my ass
if he is a smoker
dump him hon
outsource to INDIA
Smoking and Impotence
(Yes, smoking effects your performance in the bedroom.)
The Smoking and Health (ASH) and the British Medical Association (BMA) estimate that up to 120,000 men over 30 years old suffer from impotence as a negative effect of smoking. This figure is likely to be very , because it does not include impotence due to previous smoking in men who no longer smoke.
Impotence Caused By Smoking - Smoking as been linked as a cause of impotence in numerous clinical studies. After smoking just two cigarettes, the diameter of the internal pudendal artery narrows and the penile arteries almost completely close. This evidence shows that smoking causes a constriction of the arteries in the penis. These observations are supported by physiological evidence that nicotine causes acute peripheral vasoconstriction. Acute Vasospasm of Penile Arteries in Response to Cigarette Smoking. Urology 2008; 36(1):99-100 Any time a man experience obstruction of the flow of blood
Researchers at Wake Forest University in Winston Salem, North Carolina concluded that male smokers who suffer from long standing hypertension are 26 times more likely to be impotent than those individuals who do not smoke. April 2009, The Journal of Family Practice.
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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.
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"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
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There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
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While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...."Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."
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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner." And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!
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Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk!*
like this bloke Wally who grieves coz his cock dont crow no more
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