Monday, 19 October 2009

Horn of Africa Eggheads are Weaponry Winners

MOGADISHU: Somalia, the land of hatred, bloodshed together with rape pillage and burn and little hope of a turn-around to sanity and lawful government.
Beyond hope with only extreme attrition being the source of normality as we westerners know.
To me the term deep cleansing comes to mind.
This shithole of a country steeped in no hope needs the attention of a huge dose of harpic and several full flushes.

Local Eggheads. Forget an ocean cruise or even a new Merc. The winners of a team quiz organised by a Somalian insurgent group have instead won a ticket to jihad.

The on air comp organised by the al-Qaeda-linked al-Shabaab.

Several communities entered the competition, which consisted of questions on science, culture and the Koran.

The winning contestants, were yesterday presented with their prize, one AK-47 assault rifle, several hand grenades, an anti armored vehicle mine and logistical supplies.
The young men were rewarded with weapons to encourage them to participate in the holy war against the enemies of Allah in Somalia, Sheik Abdullahi Alhaq said at the ceremony, which was attended by hundreds of wildly applauding alShabaab supporters.

The quiz runners-up settled for one AK-47 and ammunition.

Al-Shabaab and allied Islamist groups seized control of Kismayo — one of the country’s main ports and imposed a strict form of Sharia law banning sports, DVDs and Western clothes.

15 comments:

lower deck lawyer. said...

A large dose of harpic and several FULL Flushes. A great idea. Mike.

Jimmy said...

huh?

Gordon the baker said...

Sounds like their the skinheads of the human race.

Jimmy said...

Old man VEST has blogged a lott on issues suchs as:

the FAITH INDUSTRY (negative)
raising kids

love making and loving
bar room brawls
Cricket (what is and what is not)



the point is PRODUCT (SERVICE) RECALL

if we die by seniority, I will outlive VEST by about 20 years

Dear Buddy
as KNOWLEDGE and WISDOM will increase after u go ...


GIVE ME your BLOG password
so I can recall all the shit u rote

yours sincerely
Saby the Jimmy

Vest said...

Dear Jimmy old pal etc. I shall note your request, and then after any after thoughts I decide to grant your request, I shall make provision for such within my lists of bequests. However, It must be noted that in my present frame of mind I nurture a distinct negative feeling with regard to my inevitable departure, meaning for your sub continent brain, "I ain't ready to go at this point in time"

Jimmy said...

"I ain't ready to go at this point in time"


me too
I Young a new old girl in Mumbai
Maggy is virgin


she never married
she is 56

I hope to be the first

frog said...

That jimmy guy is beyond weird.

Jimmy said...

if u r talking about your WILL
gimme ROSES too

Jimmy said...

by the way
I am a big hit on PR

google PRODUCT RECALL INDIA
I am Numero Uno

Jimmy said...

FLOATIMG FROG has not enabled COMMENTS


me weird??

Keshi said...

MOST ppl in the world r crazy and terribly sad Vesty. Lunatics.

Hope all is well with ya? :) Feels good being back here after a long time.

X
Keshi.

Vest said...

Ah! a breath of fresh air has arrived, thanks Keshi for calling.x.

graeme said...

A QUICK AND EASY TO INSTALL HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy
a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch,
along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

Jimmy said...

I sure hope I AM NOT most ppl

frank Cook said...

Last year I had all the windows replaced in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, today I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.



Hellloooo I said,..........., I was told by your fast talking sales person last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him!



There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.



He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.