Barak Obama and Kevin Rudd are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. The both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout,
he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president,
crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There
are no worries"
Kevin thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of
that" so he asks "What will Australia be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
But he just stares at it.
"Come on Kevin" says Barak, "What does it say?"
Kevin replies......."I can't tell ! Its all in Arabic!"
20 comments:
My time machine keeps dithering on either Cantonese, Hokkien or Mandarin. Australia already has a vanguard of at least 250,000 Oriental 5th columnists, who are able to liaise with the incoming yellow hordes.
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I see your mailing list includes Bridget Jones and Tsmom
give them my regards
and also my love to the first mentioned
Jimmy: Regarding your regards. She has finished blogging, and is spending more time with her pet moggie, anyhow she is not into any rough and tumble, and never replies to my messages although I am aware she is reading them.
BTW, I am not your gofer.
Jimmy: Don't waste your or my time with the likes of the last three comments, they get binned, OK.
I dont think there will be too many aboriginals here in a hundred years Or Chalkeys, lots of chinrabs
what is love ?
surely not sex alone ...
sex is no big deal
u get young girls
of every shape and color
and it is verry cheap in INDIA
Jimmy thanks for the info but I'm not in a buying mood - never was - fighting for it yes , but not any more.
with the incoming yellow hordes ??
YELLOW?
how can u call the Muslims yellow?
they gott balls to challenge the most powerful nation on this Earth
Jimmy: Most situations in the past Muslims were found to be good at beating the daylights out of the lesser people but traditionally show a clean pair of heels when the big boys come out to play, yes yellow might fit there nicely. also Bullies and Loonies.
Hi vesty, I love your comments today, you must be feeling better.
Luvs ya Kate, xxx.
me too
Luvs ya Kate, xxx.
Not seen the mother of your jungle kids in a long while
is she making more kids in SL ?
Jimmy; Dunno! That was a cool story; would have been the winner of the comp if it had been in on time, being hospitalised was the hold up.
If 'K' is in S/L, I hope she has a re entry visa. coming by boat is now a tough choice if you get my meaning.
More offspring? in reality hardly her choice, unless her Mr Right has finally arrived taking up her blogging time in her Boudoir.
In any case it was nice while it lasted even though fictious and it would be great to have her return.
Very funny ... hehehe!
I had been waiting and waiting and waiting for her to show up
and she does
and all she says is
Very funny ... hehehe!
and walks off
swaying her butt seductively
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