Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child. Otherwise known as a Dissident and Inattentive Brat.


Parents will be asked to answer a mini census about their families in a sweeping crackdown on violent and disruptive students.

Its a shame that the Cane hanging on the blackboard easel has disappeared , then most of these problems would be avoided. (I am a member of STRASTC)

However, It seems from next year it will be compulsory for all parents to reveal if their child has been suspended, expelled or involved in violent incidents.

Failure to answer these sinister and intrusive questions on violence , not telling the the complete truth or giving false information, will prevent the child from being enrolled.

What the forms ask parents.

MY ANSWER follows.

What is your highest year of primary or secondary school completed? YES

What is the highest university qualification achieved? DUNNO

What is your occupation? MYOB

Does the Parent or Carer speak other than English at home? SOMETIMES

Has the enrolling student any history of violence? DUNNO

Are you aware of any incidents that involved  the student

outside of school hours? BOYS WILL BE BOYS.

What a lot of mamby pamby. what is the world coming to.

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Vest said…
Jimmy: Vest is nothing like that which you suggested two posts back.

A Vest or undershirt or singlet is sometimes known in Australia as a 'Spencer'. Although a vest is a Waistcoat in the USA (which isn't important)
Spencer is my pseudo surname name as the author of my novel WGBTATF.
Therefore Vest and Spencer being synonymous with one another, it was my decision to use an unusual name for myself, VEST.
Confusing ennit gah!!!
Jimmy said…
NOT ALL WOMEN on BLOGS are on here to get LAID!!! They want a friend, an understanding friend that will respect them....

NOT ALL WOMEN want to talk about SEX... What they are wearing or how they will satisfy a MAN ?

They want a conversation or is that a lost art? Are we no longer capable of that? If so that is most certianly sad in our society today!

WOMEN who AGREE repost and to ALL THE GUYS who UNDERSTAND What this really means repost this to every one on your friend list.

I like this so I posted it to everyone on my friends list

WOMEN who AGREE repost and to ALL THE GUYS who have internal fortitude (or guts) and agree repost this.

u heard me Ganji?
Jimmy said…
One morning you will never wake up;
Do all your friends know you love them?

I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week,
and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling, or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back,

you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do.

And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again......

I LOVE YA Rose!!!
Anonymous said…
your just an arsehole, thats how you will be remembered
Jimmy said…
Anony mouse

Dont underestimate the Power and the importance of that hole

if that hole is plugged
u will be in deep shit
Daddy said…
Hi Tim Number five son nice to hear from you. Please do not return home until you repay the AUD$35,ooo you owe to your impoverished Mother and Father. Your children wish to remind you that they detest your guts as usual. Barney the huge moggy who lives half a mile down the road still visits for a feed although his friends (Your three Mogs) left a year ago. Oh we won the big one two weeks back, we were going to send a large check (cheque) but your mother had already sealed the envelope. Do you still live at dirty two, brown hatter Ghetto in Cocktown?
MUMMY said…
Hello Timothy, so nice to know you still love your doting parents, we love you too in similar fashion and are returning your loving compliments. we now have a hotline to the club and the residence of two Samoan bouncers who will hold your collar if you chance your hide to return to the fold.
The dozens of bills you expected us to pay have been returned to sender. Also we have had phone calls from effeminate guys cyril desmond and someone called fairy, your father gave them the address of the samoan bouncers.
Two detectives were here ten days ago enquiring about activities at your last job, your father is thinking you may now be in jail, which prompted your vitriolic E Mail, if you are dont call us -we'll call you bye, mum xxx.
Anonymous said…
of bouncers and jail birds and stuff like that

nice going u guys
but u can never win against the Oldies, its experience and we gott it

your folks have seen your teeny weennie thing and your butt too

it might have grown beeger now
but u still look teenie weenie from up there
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Jimmy. said…
RECIPE for happy ness for man

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

Yes u need six women WALLY
dont no how VEST managed with just one
christine said…
It's important that these six women never find out about each other
Jimmy said…
Yes Christine
I bet u have more than six men
and I wud like to be the seventh

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