The Daily Gaggle

It does appear that those who were ostracised by the govt of that 'One balled Chocolate waffling vegetarian Mr Shicklegruber, are now in total control of the media industry and walk hand in hand with their former enemies; the industrial and political Fascists. Both Ideologies seemingly working together lovingly. Why do 95% of film makers; despite the many differing creeds and racial origins globally, always dominate their scripts with Hebrew names for their actors. Mind you, cronyism and nepotism is rife within the film industry and would seem that since the dawn of the Hollywood film set up, the Cecil B De- Mille's, Fred Zimmerman's, Goldberg's and Spielbergs and the like, have passed down opportunities to their own extended families and creed, hence a few years ago an Australian fronting up for his film industry award stated to the embarrassment of many present,"Seems like I am the only Gentile here tonight". I am sick of people who play the role's o...

The paparazzi caught little Suri Cruise holding a box of "fruity flavored penis gummies" at Serendipity in New York yesterday. Katie Holmes refused to buy the gummies, according to E! However, many feel that the pacifiers, high heels, and candied pee pees are not as alarming when considering that she is being raised by a bizarre and diminutive couch-jumping Scientologist. What do you think?

A Chinese company made this commemorative Royal Wedding mug, on sale for £9.99, but instead of bride-to-be Kate Middleton featured next to her betrothed Prince William, they accidentally printed his brother Prince Harry's picture instead. Whoops. Something tells us these will become big collectors' items, anyway. What do you think?

I am finding it difficult to come to terms with the information which relates to that of the African Nation of Kenya  hosting a Ist Class International Cricket team. Before I continue, let me describe some of the international cricket teams and their wealth statistics.  India  is now a bit slack in paying buckets of  bucks to the teams playing in the national 20-Twenty games last year. Yet India's top players reap millions  in dollars from playing test cricket and endorsements. Another country Australia bolts home second for reaping the bucks. India's Sachin Tendulker pockets around 13 Million bucks per year  with Aussie Rick Ponting overpaid at 3.5 million. Michael Clarke about 1.5 Million  the Oz team lower paids receive near the million mark. Pontings income from the Oz Cricket board is supplemented with endorsement monies from various sources, the most likely I am unreliably told is "Pest control Inc' when he is expected to scratch hi...

While participating in a State House Committee debate over whether to use snipers to control feral hogs in Kansas, State Rep. Virgil Peck opined that "if shooting these immigrating feral hogs works, maybe we have found a [solution] to our illegal immigration problem." Doh. Here's the best part, when asked about it later, Peck unapologetically told the Lawrence Journal-World , “I was just speaking like a southeast Kansas person." Well, at least he's honest. Peck went on to say that his constituents are not happy about the illegal immigration occurring in this country and the federal government's lack of response to it. Then he said he didn’t expect any further controversy over his comment. “I think it’s over." Well, think again. LULAC just officially asked for his resignation. Udpate: After being slapped by the Governor, Peck has issued a two-sentence apology: "My statements yesterday were regrettable. Please accept my apology," he said i...

Drive up to any local or state politician for a free tankful during election week. Those people with gas guzzlers requiring superheated hot air,  may access it from any visiting federal MP or  from those in Canberra. shortages are not expected in our lifetime.

Over burdened higher courts in Australia which seemingly drag on for ever and quite often are seen giving high profile wealthy offenders the benefit of the doubt, bleed the country of its resources to fight crime and deal effectively with minor crimes and those concerning the welfare of the down trodden without resources to engage even the lowest paid ambulance chaser. Singapore and Malaysia , although relying on court procedures inherited from the British colonial ideals,have cut out most of the red tape concerning the rights of criminals, particularly those caught red handed. such as those like  Kevin Barlow who didn't have a leg to stand on and his co conspirator Brian Chambers. There have been a plethora of offenders since, which has become commonplace and hardly raising an eyebrow.  When drug mules are apprehended on  arrival in Australia, they should be sent back to whence they came from as the offence was instigated there and should be dealt with there...

CLICK HERE AND ENJOY. http://www.animalsaustralia.org/default2.asp?idL1=1269&id2=1900&idL3=1905 If unavailable open http://www.animalsaustralia.org/    Or Google (Middle East Slaaughter house cruelty.) Go to major Campaigns, then on to Middle East Investigations, then on to video downloads. PLEASE COMMENT. or state blog name and type, "Have read". Thank You. KINDNESS TO OTHERS is the key, not the out dated secular witchcraft churned out by the faith industry. If people would dare to speak to one another unreservedly, there would be a good deal less sorrow in the future of our world. In the name of Religion - Freedom - Vengeance - What you will, / A word is enough to raise mankind to kill. If you must use four letter words to emphasise or to punctuate the acidity of your opinion, soften the blow to your readers ears; use of the following words will achieve more, Good, Warm, Kind, Help, Love. A pet program that looks after animals belonging to elderly , i...

Jenni Rivera Fans Buy Her Used Delicates, Have No Self-Respect. Jenni Rivera asked her family to setup some sort of "charitable garage sale" where, obviously, Jenni's personal belongings would be auctioned off for the greater good of mankind. Or something. Now, Jenni is a professional singer, so one expects things like music memorabilia, household items (a tasteful vase, maybe?) or concert tickets to be the bulk the items — wrong! This is Jenni Rivera we're talking about, mijos! Jenni's used sweaty bras, stained undies, smelly shoes, stuffed animals ?, ducking EVERYTHING was for sale (except Jenni's dignity, of course, because she left that in Univision a while back). Are you ready for the worse part? Yeah, it gets worse; people actually went BONKERS for that shit! It was so bad that the cops had to intervene. Also, I'd like to point out that the main guy in the interview is Jenni's brother who's a practicing Roman Catholic priest. Her own bro...

Forget all about Learner drivers ' L' And Provisional 'P' plates. Perhaps we need 'G' plates for geeks. Computer Geeks who get off on thrills from video driving games are substantially more likely to take risks and also be less adept at basic driving manoeuvres. That's no surprise. Video games rarely feature parking. Regardless of teachings, the young male 'Ego' will continue as the major supplier of road carnage. Coming along in second place are the short arsed oriental women who can barely see over the front dashboard, how they become licenced gawd only knows. 'Tailgaters' are my favourite road asshole, they were responsible for my past two prangs  awhile back. The worst continuing instance of tail gating I recall was when driving on the English type skinny roads in outback Tasmania, Obviously most were local twin/heads who knew instinctively when the next opportunity to pass would present itself, sometimes little pieces of red yellow...

The USof A, ABC is developing a pilot based on a book called Good Christian Bitches. It has not been confirmed, but it is likely to air since it's being produced by the very popular Darren Star (producer of Sex and the City). Some people are outraged over the title, which can obviously be offensive to both women and Christians. However, most of us are just wondering if these women will be praising Jesus in the latest Manolo Blahniks. Perhaps they will discuss complex theological matters over cosmos. How empowering! Never watch the 3rd grade bad ass skeezy actors in sex and the city - give me the hebe jeebies.  Can't seeing such tripe being shown on our Aunty in Oz. Then agin wog SBS might give it a whirl.. Happy International Women's Day, everybody!. xxxxxoooooxxxxx. Off to the doc today for my periodical circulation checkup. Back soon ...Vest.

I Really feel Honoured, that you my Respected Friend, need me On Your Face Book NO offence, but I decline your kind invitation to join Facebook. I've been "poked'' (relax, it's Facebook speak) six times in the past fortnight - sent an email invitation to be someone's "friend'' (Facebook speak again) - and while I admit to feeling warmly wanted and kind of popular, it's just that I'm yet to see the point. I have an email address that seems to work just fine. I also have a mobile phone. And anyone who doesn't have access to these two vital connection portals, well it's probably for good reason. To further throw open the lines of accessibility would surely mean having to filter unwanted and unwarranted attention and, frankly, who has the time? I say all that, but it doesn't mean I don't fear social exclusion, cutting myself off to the movement of the times akin to not reading The Da Vinci Code or Harry Potter. (Conf...

A suggestion I made while commenting on a Nth American Blog recently, has drawn out four enquiries in reply to my post going back a bit regarding what I refer to as The Faith Industry. In the most simple terms possible The Faith Industry Is the Whole cock and boodle of every conceivable religious concept ever known and those which exist in the present time. The fear of retribution and an afterlife of torment is the main armament of these religious factions, Making a living from the gullible is the driving force. Most outspoken followers are either publicity seekers, dogmatic unintelligent persons unable to focus on reality,plus  most of  the minor followers being those of below average brain cell activity. Want more? Google.... dailygaggle.com   What the Faith industry do not want you to know. Dec 8 2007 This is in seven very interesting parts, you may copy all  which you can read later at your leisure. To strive to be of some service to the world...

 Within our locality unless one shops on a Wednesday the day before Govt handouts day, you will queue or line up at the checkout for many time wasting moments listening to an assortment of moans and groans from mostly female customers. Going back to  the advent of 'late night shopping in the eighties, there were two major supermarkets  where we lived , Franklins and Woolworths. Franklins was less up-market than Woolies whose charges so we were led to believe were approx 5 per cent higher. Time spent at the check out say ten mins more than Woolies  I explained to a one obese woman, if she had spent $100-00 she would have saved  $5-00  by shopping at Franklins who are paying you 30 bucks an hour while you wait in the Queue.(you work it out) she couldn't. Beats me how broad beamed broads access the checkout, could be the squeezeability. So you eventually  make it to the check out where you are confronted by a zit faced teenager...

Have you seen, heard or read something interesting lately? Tip your editors In France, when they catch you spewing hate speech, you could serve jail time. That's the possibility recently fired Dior creative director John Galliano is facing after getting caught on video making anti-Semitic remarks to some bar patrons in Paris. Not only did he get fired, (which does happen here), but he has to stand trial and could face up to six months in jail. This is in stark contrast to the U.S. Supreme Court's recent decision that the Westboro Baptist Church, (which is comprised of one crazy family and is not a real church), has the right under the First Amendment to spew hate speech at homosexuals and anybody else they choose outside a military funeral. While we loathe the ideas presented by the bigots in each respective incident, we have to admit we agree that when you start jailing people for words, you get into the very territory you were trying to avoid by squelching their hate speec...

The hottest Australian summer for ten years or so is now dragging on probably to clinch the title of the hottest Autumn (Fall) Sydney's temps reached around the lower forties  but out beyond the black stump the mercury was seeping out of the top. Today's temp on the beautiful Central Coast of New South Wales in the land of Oz reached a modest 31 Cel or 84 in the old money. Sadly most of the seedlings in the garden have been fried to a frizzle, but by recycling grey household waste water I have managed to keep most of our grassed areas green opposed to our neighbours light brown lawns. My next post whenever I get around to it, focuses on our supermarkets and their customer relations and more. However, a long awaited message from the former fascist Hitler youth movement member;  the Arch archaic eccleslastical pontiff of Rome, exonerates the Jewish people for the crucifixion of the person called Jesus. In his pending book on Jesus, Pope Benedict confronts the gospel o...

The past fortnight's  variation with the temperature has been either cool , wet or hot and blistering and today overcast  with drizzle, meaning hot and sweaty. We get it all in Oz including snow ice frost, dust storms, floods drought and er is there anything I have missed? Sitting by a cooling fan makes life more bearable, but getting along with life without a fan chasing you brings you down to earth. I rarely drink alcohol nowadays , however, the head problems continue to run amok when unexpected. I am learning to live with the problem  I was advised that there was little that could be done to rectify the malady. My memory is good and other thought processes are excellent. The waterworks problem is under control, the 'Flomax tabs' which sent me into a spin for days did the job OK but tended to make one's legs buckle after taking them for two weeks, I now only take one every two weeks, but the furthest up the wall comp will be a thing of the past. Not much to repo...

Sleeping lying flat on a Swedish flat pack may suit some hardy sub continent persons , but those in the Sydney comfort zone have needs to be fulfilled sharpish and with little delay as possible. If you ever thought shopping at a Swede store was confusing, try dealing with customer service. Ms B, bought a mattress from a Sydney store in October and was told the bed base  would be available in five weeks. This didn't happen. so earlier this month MS B,took matters into her own hands. One staff member said over the phone that the base was in stock. MS B was driven for forty minutes to the store only to be told by another staff member that it wasn't in stock. MS B made the two speak to each other. It suddenly was in stock again but not available. The first staff member called the next day and said a base was available. MS B paid by credit card and a delivery time was set. Come the time of the deliver, a third staff member rang to say the base was not in stock. MS B sai...

FAMILY HISTORY REQUIRED BY SCHOOLS Parents will be asked to answer a mini census about their families in a sweeping crackdown on violent and disruptive students. Its a shame that the Cane hanging on the blackboard easel has disappeared , then most of these problems would be avoided. However, It seems from next year it will be compulsory for all parents to reveal if their child has been suspended, expelled or involved in violent incidents. Failure to answer these sinister and intrusive questions on violence , not telling the the complete truth or giving false information, will prevent the child from being enrolled. What the forms ask parents. MY ANSWER What is your highest year of primary or secondary school completed? YES What is the highest university qualification achieved? DUNNO What is your occupation? MYOB Does the Parent or Carer speak other than English at home? SOMETIMES Has the enrolling student any history of violence? DUNNO Are you aware of any incide...

LETTER TO Julia (Australian Prime Minister Dear Julia Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV ...