Monday, 4 July 2011

Government Prayer Book 2011..

PSALM 2010-2011.



FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT

Julia is the shepherd I did not want.
She leadeth me beside the still factories.
She restoreth my faith in the Liberal party.
She guideth me in the path of unemployment for her party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger for her bailouts are with me.
She has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
And I will live in a rented home forever.

I am glad I am Australian.
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog
And Julia was a tree.

AMEN BROTHERS & SISTERS!!

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