Saturday, 27 January 2018

In retrospect.



    Thinking aloud  the other day,I realised that at my mature age it would be great to be able to start again at the beginning now knowing only too well how to conduct my life and omitting some of the unnecessary happenings which hindered my life. so below I have revised my life and hopfully it will come to fruition.

   

Now here's a thought...

Living Life Backwards.
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an
old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for
being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start
work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until
you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
then..........

You finish off as an msagro.
I rest my case………………………!

2 comments:

Andrew said...

Not a bad idea, but I wouldn't be looking forward to the teenage angst and uncertainty.

Vest said...

Thanks Andrew.
But if was to be born in the same ERA then my established wisdom gleaned from my former life would be put to great use when knowing the answers to most of the worlds problems. and of course remembering the Lottery numbers would be a great reward.

My Friend Albert.

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