Happy Birthday to number five son Timothy. From Mother Father and Family.
Finer weather in my neck of the woods has kept me outdoors and away from blogging which is not the end all or all that matters but a source of communication with friends and family. although much less is coming in of late than going out, so it could mean the weather is favourable in other parts too, or maybe not . So give me a call if you are not too busy.
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.This may not be the complete glossary of things I have chosen to forgo in my time for some important reason or other, maybe some persons reading this post can extend this list further, if so go ahead.
My list includes the following.
A Beard never; only stubble. Narcotics never. Carnal catarrh. A prostitute. A horse. A Camel. Penis mutilation. Tattoos. Earrings. Finger rings. Jewelery.Nagging Ma in law. A hearing aid. A back seat bonk, Murdering a person.
Back soon ....Vest
Nothing can stop the person with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the person with the wrong mental attitude.
Maybe you could ask me"Have you ever....."..but cannot guarantee a response.
Without during a percentage of my lifetime, follows.
A Computer, 92%. Cigarettes,44 %. Sex, Myob. A Father, 96%.. A Mother, 52%.. Television, 26% .
A Wife 21%.. Not a car owner, 47%..Coffee, whenever possible..False teeth,80%..Spectacles,33 %..
Living without fear(Childhood & Royal Navy), 55%. Without a bank A/c 11%. .
6 comments:
haVE U EvER HaD A FLInG AFTER MaRRIaGE ?
Yes: after the first entanglement, in any case it doesn't count. So myob.
I'LL bet you havent read the Holy bible recently or ever you shithead.
Actually I do have a Bible handy so that I can plead for forgiveness just in case Darwin and Einstein have made a cock up.
But I think it is unlikely, and I shall stick to my guns.
BTW. now go and wash your mouth with soap and water, you wretch.
I was about fourteen years old when I was confirmed into the Church
of England and learned the catechism and Christian principles. I also
learned not to ask adverse questions about the teachings of the Bible. Our
holy man had a heavy hand. He told us that blind faith in the Lord
would guide us through our lives, and that the lack of faith in
Christianity was an unpardonable sin. When I asked Reverend “Holy”
Harling if his faith would save him if he jumped off a cliff after praying
for safety, he chased me round the schoolroom waving his cane. The
malevolent use of the ‘unpardonable sin’ doctrine years ago by Christian
churches justified their mass murdering, torturing, and burning of people
at the stake. Holy Harling was the reincarnation of Dracon 659- 601 BC.
My nose had detected that the Bishop who conducted the
confirmation ceremony had been at the sacramental wine. Only once did
I attend Holy Communion. I just couldn’t swallow the dogma. The
thought of drinking the blood of Christ and eating his body were
inhuman and repulsive to me.
Excerpt from Memoirs.
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