"Good Morning, Slightly cooler today, but still Jolly Good Boating Weather"

Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of : 'ASYLUM'. Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hop on a boat And win A FREE HOUSE! We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The Australian Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid Australian Passport, and you only need one word of English:
'ASYLUM' Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at $800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone
buy a ticket to Indonesia
And catch the first available boat. No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you enter Australian waters, and remember the magic password
'ASYLUM' A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown ?Goat Class? from Kabul to Indonesia?s gateway, where agents were on hand to fast-track them to their boat trips to luxury accommodation
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Australia
Our most popular destinations also include the Baxter?s reef and the world famous Christmas Island resort
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience Just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help. It won't cost you a cent. It could change your life forever . So play today.
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...
COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the Indonesia
fishing ports Don't stop in Thailand or Bali Go straight to Australia And you are: GUARANTEED to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth. Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'
FORWARD THIS TO EVERY AUSTRALIAN TAXPAYER YOU CAN!


And for Reality Click onto google   "THE VOYAGE OF THE PANS" A real life story.


VEST, Meaning I was involved in the boarding party on the PAN CRESCENT Jan 1948.

Other vessels were Etzion  Jan 31. Lekommemiyat Feb20. Bonim v'lochamin Feb 28. Yeiham March 28. 1948.




Comments

C A. said…
Very droll Mr Vest.

Some may actually believe it.
Kate...fb. said…
Is this really true Vesty. or is it a joke.
Luvs ya, Kate.xxx.
Vest said…
Kate: But of course it is true, would I lie to you.

Only Kate would ask such a question.

Jimmy: It is a long trip by boat from Mumbai.
Frog said…
whats the catch there's sumfing rong a boat this genuine offer :((
jaded jane said…
Is this for real,a trifle cuckoo to me.
WALLY. said…
HA Ha Ha.

Mum sez permission must be obtained from the aboriginal tribal council first of all, and she's serious, believe anything ,like kate.
Vest said…
PDF]
The Voyage of the “Pans”GOOGLE.

File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - Quick View
The Voyage of the “Pans” - Pan Crescent & Pan York,. Atzmaut & Komemiyut. 1. [Both names mean Independence]. The “Pans” operation was testimony to the ...
www.palyam.org/English/Hahapala/hf/hf_Panim
Jimmy said…
I salute Osama Bin Laden
martyr for the Cause
Vest said…
Jimmy: Of Course you would, you are a natural dyed in the wool Dissident. which covers the following (P) (C) (DH)(AH)& (F I).
However, dont take it heart, I still think highly of you due to there being others qualified as much worse than you.
Vest said…
HURRY HURRY HURRY the last boats from Indonesia to Australia are leaving now.
Future sailings will terminate in Malaysia.
Jimmy said…
yeh kys ho raha hain?
Jimmy said…
The Stoopid Cowboys killed the unarmed Osama

They shud have captured him alive and grilled him in court

like we did to KASAB



We thus got all the links of KASAB

Killing KASAB and Killing OSAMA is easy mafter he has been traced



the US gave 40 Billion to PAKISTAN to find OSAMA

and PAKISTAN had to make sure OSAMA nevr got caught



so they kept him in a palatial bungalow in Islamabad

where he lived for the last 5 years in style
Vest said…
Jimmy: Keep your comments in English or your dialect of Pidgin.
No comical Sub/Cont utterings permitted.
Jimmy said…
But Wally dont speak English
does he....

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