Walking Eagle. ..... Post No 800.

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Walking Eagle

On a recent trip to the United States ,
Julia Gillard, Prime Minister of Australia ,
Addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians.
She spoke for almost an hour on her plans for a
Carbon Trading Tax for Australia .
At the conclusion of her speech,
The crowd presented her with a plaque
Inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
A very chuffed Ms Gillard then departed in her motorcade,
waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked one of the Indians
How they came to select the new name given to Ms Gillard.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a
bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.

Comments

WALLY. said…
Jimmy is walking Indian Myna Bird.
Sunday, 8 May 2011 at 09:25:00 GMT+10
frog said…
In reverse pigs might fly as in flying fuzz
Sunday, 8 May 2011 at 12:27:00 GMT+10
Jimmy said…
just 800 ?


nothing to brag about
I did over 3000
Sunday, 8 May 2011 at 15:08:00 GMT+10
Vest said…
Jimmy: not surprised, being you post mainly plagiarised Two and Three liners.

Wally: Jimmy goes under the guise of 'Bombay Walking Duck'
Jimmy is a pheasant plucker by trade, but can be a unpleasant sucker without trying too hard.
Sunday, 8 May 2011 at 19:29:00 GMT+10
Rex Venom said…
Haahahahah!
That name may just catch on with some I know.
Rock on!
Monday, 9 May 2011 at 09:22:00 GMT+10
Amy Swansea. said…
Jimmy boy its you who is bragging sausage head, not vesty.
Monday, 9 May 2011 at 15:02:00 GMT+10
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