Red versus Blue Politicin Aint what it seems to be.


SYDNEY Town in the land of OZ was in a pre election frenzy. The two main Antagonists were a newcomer to fed politics (labor) bloke, Saint Kevin Rudd wearing red. and the (conservative -Liberal) Dead beat Bush suckhole and chicken Hawk Prime Miniature, J, Winnie, Howard in blue.

Now both of these sharpies were no more trustworthy than a rabid robbers dog.

Rolling into town from way back beyond the black stump; was Wally Dodds( A frequent caller to this blog) Wally the Aborigine medicine man with his horse and cart was challenged by both political mobs with regard to the medical validity of his claim, that, his Blue and Red medicines cured certain types of illness at differing times of the year. Wally being an aborigine and generally ignored by polllies was pissed off with both of the assholes shouting him down. Stated he was only carrying Red and Blue medicine.

The Red medicine was made from the bark at the top of the LACITILOP tree at the height of summer. The Blue Medicine was made from the bark at the bottom of the LACITILOP tree during the depths of winter. Both medicines laced with a syrupy juice keeps your stool loose and you fancy free, like the policies you pollies propose to inflict on the general public, during your pathetic efforts to cure the financial woes of this country.

The truth is, MR RED 's medicine; if you allow him, will skin you from the earholes down, and MR BLUE I am certain, will continue to skin you from the toe nails upward.
posted by Vest.


Jay said…
Ugh, it's the same everywhere.
Anonymous said…
I rove erection days
Vest said…
Jay: Nearly everywhere. BTW loved your latest post, going back to it shortly.

mee long dong: "Oh no!!! not you again".
Anonymous said…
mee long dong, dont we all, very hard to come by.
Anonymous said…
Much talk about copycat policies being bandied about in the run up of this election. Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll still have to ram them down people's throats.
PS, Kevin - hardly a saint but definitely the man for the job.
Vest said…
J H the polly. Gotcha. While you have nothing or little to do in Canberra, which is only too often,ram the gold card thingy down their throats, the extra votes from those old geezers could be vital in a close contest. Good luck.
Anonymous said…
aw vesty does that mean that im famous now and you got my name right as well
Anonymous said…
done a rain dance vesty, whats it like up your way

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