On a recent trip to the United States ,
Julia Gillard, Prime Minister of Australia ,
Addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians.
She spoke for almost an hour on her plans for a
Carbon Trading Tax for Australia .
At the conclusion of her speech,
The crowd presented her with a plaque
Inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
A very chuffed Ms Gillard then departed in her motorcade,
waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked one of the Indians
How they came to select the new name given to Ms Gillard.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a
bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.