Bunnings have it all.



I had intended to include this after the previous post , however, I was called away.
For those who have never heard of Bunnings, Bunnings is a Ginormous company which flogs all manner of things from - well just about everything, you name it they have it. They also have a huge garden nursery attached to their stores flogging seeds, fertiliser plants and trees with branches everywhere in Australia, They are part of the conglomerate of companies  including Coles, K Mart and others  trading under West farmers I believe.
Pm yesterday after leaving the Aldi Store  we called into Bunnings for seeds for our garden also a line replacement for the clothes hoist ; but trying to find a plug for our bathroom wash basin was a calamity, searching we found the half dozen slots containing plugs various, after a few minutes of searching found what we thought would be OK, all of the variety of plugs were priced at $2-50oents , however the one we chose was a solitary item and unmarked or priced., I informed them at the checkout it would be probably $2-50cents On presenting this to the check out lady it started a chain of events involving three other persons , measuring the the plug, product searching and people yelling and phoning plus customers becoming cheesed off waiting to be served reminiscent of a Fawlty Towers Show, anticipating this complete cock up I checked the time it took to inform me the price was $2-50cents, 17 Minutes..
West farmers gained 1.06 overnight.?

Cease trying to work everything out with your minds, it will get you nowhere.Live by intuition and inspiration and let your whole life  be Revelation.

Vest, Back soon.

Comments

C A, USA. said…
Does bunnins warehouse have a tie in with Bunnies Whorehouse in the USA?
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Vest said…

CA: I somehow doubt it, but in your case having a stiffy has nothing to do with fornication

Folks, CA is a mortician and a yankee smartass.


I always say, if there's no price on the product, it's FREE. Shop assistants always give me a weird look when I say that.
C A, USA. said…
Supposing the stopper was the wrong size!!!! then what. would you return it?
Vest said…
Guyana-Gyal: Most things we get for free are rarely legit or there is some hidden clause attached without value.
Vest said…
CA: Fortunately it is the correct size. Your suggestion; it could only happen in America, if you get my drift, if not you check the size before you go, not too many yanks would think of that... I Guess.
Vest said…
Davoh: said a lot of mumbly jumbly.
Anyone have a clue. maybe he seeks the jumbly girl who went to sea in a sieve. or maybe he seeks to sail away for a year and a day and to adjust the iron spherical balls on his Flinders bar?
Lower deck lawyer said…
It seems to me he has been splicing the mainbrace,several times.
WALLY. said…
What do you mean by jumbly girl was she an aus aboriginal.
Vest said…
Wally; She is the green haired girl conjured up by the fragmented brain of a dead drunk Irish poet.
Vest said…
LDL: YO HO Ho and a bottle of rum.
Dylan said…
This doesn't just happen in Bunnings, Woolies gets it a fair bit too, but that was quite the story. 17 minutes is too good.

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