Dung Hampers Or just full of "Sweet Violets"

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Dear Sir/Madam
Am Ned and i would like to order DIAPERS from you and would like to know the types and sizes you have in stock as well as the prices and the types of credit cards that you take for payment.Thank you and waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.

Regards Ned.

Vest Say's this came in on a genuine email address.

My reply was  Ned. We don't do Diapers, Nappies or Dung hampers. At first I thought you could be taking the piss but then I realised you could be an American and full of shite which would explain why you are off course, please don't apologise for your silly mistake, I understand the mental anguish you are all experiencing in the land of the free, " Please get Well Soon.   Vest.
Cor stone the crows, whatever next.

Comments

Lower deck lawyer. said…
A very odd request indeed, why ask you or was it a genuine mistake?
Mike.
Wednesday, 27 March 2013 at 20:02:00 GMT+11
Vest said…
Dunno who the geezer is Mike, complete mystery.
Anyhow we have a large bag of used clobber destined for the Sallies or Vinnies but always forget to put in the car before venturing forth.
Diapers; dead giveaway he is a yank.
Wednesday, 27 March 2013 at 20:10:00 GMT+11
WALLY. said…
Ned sounds like a real donkey, Hee Haw.
Friday, 29 March 2013 at 17:35:00 GMT+11
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