NEIGHBOURS. What are your 's like?

At last. After repeatedly communicating with the local council also the police and council Ranger over the past few months, the seemingly resident 40ft ten ton truck plus more recently a 55ft twenty ton truck & trailer have been ordered from our suburban street. The process started about a month after our next door neighbour parked a 'Energy Australia' ten ton truck on the road repeatedly nullifying the beauty of our leafy avenue plus in all up to seven cars-Utes were either in their driveway - on the road or in our frontage and the nature strip.
It was one morning when I saw a large utility being driven across our frontage and exiting our driveway I decided we had - had enough, plus I was pissed off about 'Energy Australia' and their 25% hike on our power bills. The amazon truck driving lady from next door was caught on film red handed, I called out to her but her upward pointing finger showed her total disregard. that was the only recorded occasion we have spoken to our neighbour except for the occasion on their arrival when we said hello and they showed complete disinterest.
The crux came when the highway patrol called Wed - Thurs during the night and issued infringement notices and ordered them to move.
It is far removed from the previous four years of peace and quiet when the two dear old souls who lived there - now departed - hardly raised even a mite of interest except for the two occasions the undertakers called.

"The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it".

Have a peaceful weekekend, Vest.


WALLY said…
You are my hero Mr vest and Mum sends her love.
Gordon. the baker. said…
The best way to make them leave is to deflate there tires, two at a time near the load end, they only carry one spare. after a second let down they soon get the message.
Vest said…
Wally: Thank you. Also a big kiss for your Mum on this St Valentines Day.

Gordon: I get your point. However, it is very wicked of you to think along those lines.

Just thinking er, wouldn't it be more annoying if you hammered a spike in both steering tyres at the front.
Vest said…
Rosemary and I enjoyed our visit to the club last night. Good music and pleasing company.
Prior to my hop on the dance floor a unknown person (female) asked why wasn't I dancing, I replied I was over sixty, she replied,
"There is an old guy out there dancing who is nearly seventy".
"Really" I replied. I then took up her offer to dance ( pity it wasn't ballroom stuff)however, she was quite good looking for forty? and capable of making the midship wicket tingle. I then asked if she would dance with me on my fourth Twenty first birthday in July. "Yeah why not" she replied.
Being blonde, I doubt if the penny dropped.
Rosemary said…
So that is what you were up to last night when I left you to play the pokies and chat up a new male acquaintance.
ugly drake said…
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Ernie said…
I deliver free milk to my next door neighbor, she's a divorcee and very poor ialso help her fixing things in her house.
Amy Swansea. said…
Not the real Ernie, wow. Listen sport while you are testing your neighbours bed springs, Gordon the baker will be delivering two hot crossbuns and nice crispy bread/stick to your missus.
Anonymous said…
Muslim leader in Buffalo loses his mind, wife loses her head.

In one of the strangest ironies yet, the founder of the Bridges TV network that was formed to improve the image of Muslim-Americans in the United States was just arrested for beheading his wife.

Muzzammil Hassan, a prominent Buffalo, New York area businessman, is charged with second-degree murder for beheading wife Aasiya Z. Hassan at his company’s office on Thursday.

Will this tragic story get much airplay on the mainstream media? Probably not. The media in this country doesn’t like to report any news that puts a Muslim in bad light.

We just have one question: he beheaded his wife and was only charged with second degree murder? What the hell do you have to do to get charged with first degree murder in Buffalo?

Tagged as: Aasiya Hassan, beheading
Jane,Stoke's-Honour. said…
Hello Uncle Les

Hope you and Rosemary come through with flying colours after all your tests as you are both very special. Thinking of you and speak soon.

Lots of love Jane xxxxxxxxxx
Jimmy said…
The Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach ,
"because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
The brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The arse hole is usually the one in charge!
If you don't send this to at least three people.....who gives a shit
Anonymous said…
With added humor- I like that.
kay. said…
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Jimmy said…
now I am scared

but dis is normally done to EVIL ppl
I aint one
Jimmy said…
its funny
dis intolerance to others

Mukesh and Anil Ambani are not Christians

they are Hindus with many Gods and Goddesses

the most popular with the rich and the poor too is LAKSHMI

Lakshmi ke liye kucch bhi karega hum log
Jimmy said…
we will work 24x7 no hoildays
no coffee breaks

and we wont spend the money so easily

in INDIA we dont have many pay toilets

no indians will spend to take a pee or crap

we do it on the streets here

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