Thursday, 4 February 2010

Virginity Sold on On line, Approx 1200 Bids.

WELLINGTON: A cash strapped New zealand student a 19 year old petite size ten blonde Who auctioned off her virginity to help pay her university fees said she had accepted an offer of $NZ45,000 to sleep with a stranger, there were Approx 1,200 bids.
Now the thing is do we refer to this as prostitution or simply another way of paying her way through Uni without being a drag on her parents or the public purse.
Stories abound about students romantic activities while attending universities, so I am thinking this young lady may have been expecting the eventual loss of her maiden head during a future unstable liasion on campus where virginities are a dime a dozen.
Well you may have differing opinions on this matter, bur technically it is simply a useless body part which is similar to having your tonsils removed.
The big Question is. How much do you value Your virginity, assuming of course you still have this seeminly valuable asset, Certain things are factored into your treasuerd posession, such as Age, and surrounding level of attractivness.
A Valuation can be forwarded to you on reciept of your details. Brown paper bag types cannot be assessed.
Ladies remember What confucias Say.
Virginity like bubble, one prick 'All Gone'.

17 comments:

Vest said...

Oh come on stop dithering and give me your details.

fiona wells. said...

I had my tonsils removed when a teenager, as a result it was much more debilitating than the actul pleasure of losing my jam pot lid.

W, Wellington. said...

most unusual for a Kiwi girly, the last reported sighting of a kiwi virgo-intacto was a ugly novice Nun.

frog said...

lost my cherry to my cousen I was fifteen she was married with kids.

Anonymous said...

Why university? she already has a degree in marketing.

rosemary said...

Wanton wench ;)))) sweet memories.

bit of ass said...
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Amy, Swansea. said...

I bet she's Jewish.

WALLY. said...

Wotsa jampot lid mr Vest,I asked Mum and she just laughed.

.C A. said...

She realized she was sitting on a gold mine.

Vest said...

Only one 22 year old has dared ask for an estimate, size 12. 5'9"
redhead, attractive. However $60 grand or more was her score, provided she wasn't cheating, like 22 is pushing it a bit, especially living on the Gold Coast.

Wally: Tell your mum vest say's its ok to let you know.
Wally at 24 you should be more conversant with these matters.

Its hard to believe a 24 yr old part indiginous person residing in Redfern is living a sheltered life.

A Bit Of Ass said...

I regard this post as mildly offensive.

Vest said...

Ah well I suppose it had to happen. Pressure from the eternal virgins of Canada and Unclesamland; most of whom wouln't get half a Quid for their aged in brine wrinkled crumpet. one complainant described me as an ignoramous among other things and that warm winds come from the South not the North, she probably thinks like most Nth Americans that Australia is in Europe somewhere near France and Germany.
So sorry this post must end, it seems free thinking hasn't arrived in the land of free and gullible. The weather today in the sleepy seaside town where I live in OZStrayer mate - is overcast but sunshine is expected(It is Summer here) The top temp of 26c due at noon will be less than normal, this unusual phenomena is being caused by cooling winds coming up from the South, Antarctica.

WALLY. said...

Where's jimmy?.

Vest said...

Dunno Wally, But it gives my deleting button a rest.

karim said...
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