Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Doctors visit Wednesday.

Read previous blog for info:

As soon as practicle or sooner when a vacancy occurs for further surgery, I have to have a leak repaired in a minor blood vessel, even paying up front, I still have to wait, pay celebrity dollars and it can be done right now. or for free if you are a polly or a vet with a gold card.

More to come on Monday, March ist.

7 comments:

Graeme. said...

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

"Hello."

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well...
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Sanders.

"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.

If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him

Vest said...

"Don't worry friends, my name is definitely not Sanders".

Vest said...
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Vest said...

Graeme: your simple math equation was solved by my next door neighbours eight year old in less than five minutes. If that required an IQ of 120 min to find the answer and I did it in three minutes with a lawn mower in my ears. how now do I rate.
However a year seven type Q coming up.
If one eighth plus three sixteenths = one and nine sixteenths,

And three quarters plus nine eighths = nine and 3 eighths.

What is, seven sixteenths plus three and one eighth?

Ok graeme and your clever friends, This is year seven stuff at my school back in the thirties.

A five dollar postal order to the first correct answer on comments , At vestdailygaggle.com.

Lets see who is clever dick of the week. Vest

Graeme.send this to your friends.

Bron. said...

Life just isn't fair is it. If you lived in the UK you still wouldn't get any priority. If you want urgent treatment there are only two options. Pay,Pay ,Pay, or go into A&E and collapse. The latter seems to work. I had an op a few years ago that I was told I would have to wait for up to six months for in six hours! God Bless and I hope everything goes well.
Bron xxx

Kate...fb. said...

I dunno where to start on that math question vesty, ha ha I must be a dumb brunette.luvs ya, Kate xxx.

Malcolm. U/K. said...

The Sneeze

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other
in the first class section of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue,
gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered
for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again,
took a tissue, wiped her nose,
and then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold,
the man was still curious as she did it again.
As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose,
her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity,
the man turned to the woman and said,
"I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times,
wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you,
I have a very rare medical condition;
whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed,
was still curious.
"I have never heard of that condition before" he said.
"Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded, "Pepper."