BACK IN CIRCULATION FOR A WHILE BEFORE ANOTHER SHORT BREAK AT CHRISTMAS

The good news is my CAT SCAN has indicated that, I could be around for a few more years yet, provided I make an attempt to take up more healthy pursuits. mind you I still have a few aches and pains WITCH my Doctor; who is Chinese/Indonesian (racism not intended) tells me my problems are indicative to social excesses; as he pushes his account into my reluctant hand and asks " Why you look at me so suspiciously".

Not a very good night at the club on Friday, we left early due to a club member at our table who has a high opinion of himself deciding to crack jokes about Penises and BJs, who then objected to a nearby person using the 'F' word in front of his gibbering woman. However Sat night was far better at the Soccer Club, a 'Fleetwood Mac' tribute show, we then got to bed at 2am.

Sunday Dec-4. We were rudley awakened by an air rescue Chopper landing close by in our quiet secluded street, at 6 something am. Peering out of the window we saw one wrecked red car on the other side of the road; several Police cars and emergency vehicles plus one power & telephone pole down, leaving us without power until one pm, the five young guys in the car were returning from partying all night, all were flown to a major hosp close by, no news yet of any injuries. Last year the next pole up was demolished by a drunken pick up truck driver, when the cement mixer in the back of his truck;due to the sudden stop flew over truck cab and landed thirty feet down the road.
Mon Dec-5. Our peaceful street has returned to normal except for my friends crunched wall and a new utility pole.
I shall shortly pick up the calling cards our neighbors dog has left in our garden, as todays temp is expected to reach 35 cel, or 90 fah, for those countries dragging the progress chain.
We have cancelled our proposed trip to 'Fragrant Harbour' the sino name for Hong Kong, due to a possible continuation of the rioting in the former Brit colony.

Comments

as todays temp is expected to reach 35 cel, or 90 fah, for those countries dragging the progress chain.

Heh. Is someone besides us (the USA) using that dumb, outdated system?

Good to see you'll be around for awhile yet. As for social excesses, I think an occasional social excess helps one live longer.
Vest said…
ZOMB. It would seem that you were in a hurry on the 30th of last month,using up several occasional social excesses all in one hilarious mind bending pissup.
BTW a glass of gin with ice and two olives is not a martini, just plain gin on the rocks,yuk, J W on the rocks is my fave, see ya.
Vest said…
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Anonymous said…
Hi there Mr vest-I am student from Hong Kong, I laugh when you say Fragrant Harbour- as I would say (dont swim in it) please go to H/K when you can you will love it, I love your funny thing you say sometime-you are must be a good man. Have a merry chrismas time,oxo
Vest said…
Hello little pearl of the orient,do you have a name?
I have been to Hong Kong I recall on seven occasions, some of these visits only a few days, but on the last occasion it was for over two years when I was employed by the British Govt,when my family and I lived in 'Wongneichong road' H/K, which over-looked 'Happy Valley' race track, We have pleasing memories of H/K, And sadly remember 'Typhoon Wanda' but then only your parents would possibly remember that.
I will assume you are a young lady because of the oxo,and I must thank you for your kind remarks, please call again, and have a nice Christmas.
Anonymous said…
Hi vesty, see you are having mail from the SS girls now, how i remember those succulent sloe eyed morsels of love, I'm sure you must have.
Vest said…
David, have you noticed I do not call you dave when I disagree with you?. The SS part is not nice, also during my excursions to H/K I was under contract to er indoors; meaning no hanky panky, I was aware of the succulent possibilities on offer, but, being on a diet precluded me from sampling, there were colleagues of mine who discovered that some of the available tasty morsels left an unpleasant taste but not necessarily on ones taste buds.
dave I suggest you stay in touch with your Mossad days fishfaced Izzy girls. Have a nice Christmas dave. B T W, Does your family still work on xmas day making toys for next christmas.
Anonymous said…
I do remember sometime back-did I read it or did you tell me about you nesting with two Sheila's in Sydney, in the same house too, so dont get too unctious mate, and I take exception to your remark about izzy girls,most of them are good lookers, and the sino ss lateral theory is not to be taken seriously, even though- as a well travelled nautical person its hard to believe you have not been witness to the ss phenomenon and de-bunked it, so there mate suck on that lot, no one will believe
you have the morals of a monk.

So where are you spending your festive period of gluttony and drunkeness? give me a bell,I can pop over on Sat 9-10 am and discuss things, cheers Dave
Vest said…
Ok dave about 12 noon Sat for lunch, we are having BBQ Pork sausages. Smoking Drinking and avoiding a session in your gogue on your sabbath and consorting with christians you moron, what next? Its mainly our mobs Christmas activities that generate your wealth, BTW BYO on Sat skinflint, see ya mate, vest.
tshsmom said…
I'd definitely BYOB to your house, Vest! Scotch is not my cup of tea. Rum, on the other hand....
I thought Zombie was a cute drunk.
Vest said…
tshsmom, we keep a supply of rum on hand to splice the main brace when my ex shipmates turn up.
It is now BBQ & Beer weather here on the central coast of NSW AUS, but yesterday a salad day, 39cel or 100fahr, inland NSW 42cel or 105.fahr, today is expected to be a cooler 32cel. How are you coping in Iceland MN? BTW I could not find Ranier on the MN map, How rural are you? also Dave is a good friend despite our differing opinions.
tshsmom said…
We're right on the Canadian border. -30F is quite common here. So far we've only hit the -10F mark. We're having a warm December.
Vest said…
I heard that a town called Exeter in Devonshire; was the coldest place in England recently where a Pawnbrokers Sign disintegrated.

Brass Monkey weather,in England.
Today here in NSW 23cel, down a bit.
Vest said…
My friend across the road had the 3foot high wall that protects his front garden repaired on Frid 9th, looked quite nice.
Looking out of our front window Sat 17, I noticed it had been demolished once more by another drunken driver.
I'm glad your CAT scan turned out okay. Social exesses? What could that mean? :-P
Vest said…
notta wallflower, If my MEMORY serves me correctly, Sex, sadly would be the lesser of my excesses. I occasionally indulge in a little( sometimes a lot) of alco related hilarity, but fortunately I am not addicted. Thank you for stopping by. Have a Wonderful Christmas.
Anonymous said…
just catching up...and wishing you and yours the best for xmas...
what does dave mean by sino SS lateral theory... girls?...
bye loves ya C... x
Vest said…
Catherine you too have a wonderful Christmas.
Your SS?
Orientals once thought in Europe it went across and Euro's thought it was an oriental thing, it was brought about by ladies of the upper crust fraternity being seen riding Side Saddle while on horse back, I am not sure if either theory is worth consideration, I, not having been subjected to this phenomena; to me it will forever remain a mystery unless miss anon oriental pearl posts her Pic in the Nuddy, so we are able to finaly resolve this hairy conundrum.
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