Saturday, 3 April 2010

Robin Williams - Actor and a lousy one to boot. Funnyman? No is the familiar reply.

Then again it could be yes he is funny particularly from nong head residents of Unclesamland whose funny bones are out of joint(Not whacky Baccy). However, not all U/S residents are as unpalatable as Bob* Williams,*Pronounced Barb, but despite his dodgy gender, Barby doll he aint.
Barbs portrayal of Mrs'Doubtfire' in that incredibly stupid movie where he plays the cross dressing guy? in drag who substitutes as nanny-housekeeper  to a dim  witted nouveau riche American family.
Bob, Barb, Rob  Or Knob Dog or shall I refer to him as 'Just Williams' has stirred the latent anger in our prone to fits of such antics, soon to be deposed I hope Kevin Bloody Rudd the Hon Prime Minister of Strayer, he Kevin replying to a snide remark made by Williams which referred to all Aussies being as he put it; basically English Rednecks. Our Kev replied on steam radio that he Williams should visit Alabama the ancestral home of rednecks, probably holding himself in check and not mentioning the ongoing racial problems which were brought to explosion point during the reign of Alabama Governor George Wallace 63-67 'The good ole boy; Boss Hogg type Southern asshole, who considered all Afro Negroes as lesser than dog shite, Wowsers read 'Bow wows calling cards.
Now A Face book site has opened up, called "Kevin Rudd owes Alabama an Apology". There are only three 'fans' so far and one is a gun toting' 'Right to bear arms loony' American whose face book profile photo shows him firing a gun.
The Alabama Governor Bob (Barb) Riley retorted in anger " We do have manners here and I'm not sure if Prime Minister Rudd has ever been to Alabama".
An Email I received today suggests there are so many - far more exciting places in our world to visit other than having to take a look-see at  beautiful Alabama where one must close their eyes to the underlying poverty and prevailing raciscim.
My opinion of  Mr? Williams, Definitely a  Boringly Unfunny person.

Facebook Bad News. Face book Forbidden.


   A MAN  who alledgedly groomed a girl 11 for sex after befriending her on Face book has been banned from using the site or any other social networking site.
Dwayne Tucker, 27, faced Mount Druitt Local Court yesterday charged with travelling with intent to meet a child whom he had previously groomed for sexual activity..
He was arrested after he allegedy went to a secluded park in Emerton to meet the girl.
The girl who cannot be named, did not turn up. Instead, she told her mother who called the police.

23 comments:

Jimmy said...

We in INDIA found him verry funny

Jimmy said...

Happy Easter

Vest said...

Jimmy we in oz are not surprised that you in India find Rob Williams to be funny, or do you mean funny but wierd in the head?

Jimmy said...

by funny I mean he makes us laff

cross dressing has been done many times

he did it with class

Vest said...

Easter is to me is a strong reminder of the past when in 1945 on Easter Sunday April 1, All fools day. Operation Iceberg Commenced. 83 ongoing days of Air Sea conflict which was probably 80 days longer than any Sea Air battle previously recorded.
The teenagegers (Children)on the British Warships certainly earned their stripes, myself at eighteen can bear witness to the death and chaos.
Remembering Ken Goddard my foster brother and school friend Ron Clark both my age at 18, who with many others were killed in action.

Vest said...

Oh yes I forgot to mention.

A Happy Easter 'Everyone'

Jimmy said...

I thank God my kids dont have to get killed in War to earn their stripes

WALLY. said...

My Mum and I think that jimmy is more aquainted with cross dressing than he lets on about. a sort of brown hatter.

Jimmy said...

Seems to me
WALLY and his mum have the hottz for this guy


no other explanation for this morbid curiosity in the affairs of this native

Jimmy said...

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the corner pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter,

and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.

'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few

minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.

Chris, B. said...

As far as I'm concerned, Robin Williams is definitely at the bottom of my funny list. There are far better comedians out there.

Vest said...

We will let that one go ahead, as it could well be a well worn Robin Williams joke.
I shall delete it if I receive any complaints.

Chris said...

This is what I call good comedy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ

Jimmy said...

Right Now -

-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.

SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU TO SEND THIS TO THEM

Jimmy said...

this goes out to all the Roses

and WALLY and mum
and Aggie and Christine and ..

Vest said...

Really Jimmy. me too.
My family have tried hard to help and straighten out the life of a close relative with both advice and monetary assistance
and his other immediate needs, and the reason for this is simply because we love him.
unfortunately we cannot cope with his volatile outbursts. Most of his ongoing and future problems are of his own making and the light at the end his tunnell is quickly receding into unstoppable darkness. our Easter message from our much loved Prodigal son was simple and too the point, "You are all a bunch of Scumbags". How sweet and endearing is that? But like good parents and siblings we, deep down shall continue to love him despite his short comings. Our Easter message is "We LOVE you Tim".

Jimmy said...

Ya I love u too TIM

I tot scumbag is used for the female of the species only

but then who nos
we are in the 21st century now

Jimmy said...

An old nun

who was living in a convent next to a construction site

noticed the coarse language of the workers

and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.





She decided she would take her lunch,

sit with the workers

and talk with them.




She put her sandwich in a brown bag

and

walked over to the spot where the men were eating.




She walked up to the group and with a big smile said:

"and do you men know Jesus Christ?"




they shook their heads and looked at each other very confused.




One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,




"Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"




One of the steelworkers yelled down




'why'?




The worker yelled back,




"Cos his wife's here with his lunch"

Jimmy said...

Why Are Americans Jobless ?




John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ) .
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN
VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM HIS PRESIDENT (MADE IN KENYA )


Why Are Americans Jobless ?

Jimmy said...

We are a bunch of oldies
langoti dosts

we meet every year on New Years Eve
i just got word that one of us got a massive heart attack and died
and i was told to spread the word

I first called Nandan
he was philosophical about it
we are getting old
first Anil and Menin went and now Pratap

we all have to take our turn he says
but little did he know
we go out of turn too

then i called up Lalu
his first reaction was oh shit and he was a yoga teacher
as if yoga teachers wont die too

and i am calling up some more guys now
will keep u updated

C,A. said...

Rob Williams an old bad jewish non funny person, your right , but not sure he is gay.

Vest said...

C A: There are losers in all denominations of the Faith Industry.

Jimmy: Are you in one of your philosophical moods?

Amy, Swansea. said...

Hi Vesty, nice to know you are still going strong.
I love that Cliche 'Faith Industry', say's it all I reckon.

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