Monday, 27 April 2020

SHARING.

  Anonymous Christine. ...Dover U/K said...
Sharing

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.


He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.


He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.


Obviously, they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'


As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything


People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.


Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'


Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'


She answered --


'THE TEETH.'

11 comments:

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Andrew said...

You made me laugh. I was taking it so seriously until the punchline.

Vest said...

imyoona. Terima Kasi. But I would prefer it in English.

Vest said...

Andrew. It was sent by my Neice some time ago. Thought it could do with another airing.

Elephant's Child said...

Big smiles - and like Andrew the punchline was unexpected.

Lee said...

Hahahahaha! I love this!

And, among the humour...the love shared is evident. :)

Himawan Sant said...

I like this article, it makes me amused to read it even though I use a language translator.

Greetings from Indonesia

Vest said...

EC. Thankyou.

Vest said...

LEE. A lover of Humour.

Vest said...

Himawan Sant.Thank you for translating. Terima Kasi. Pleased that you understood.

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