Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the Internet:
o I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse … I guess Tesco just listened.
o Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
o Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
o Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger … so I had a £5 each way bet!
o Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night … I still have a bit between my teeth.
o A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
o Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.
o I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF.
o Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
o Said to the missus, “These Tesco burgers given me terrible trots."
o To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.
o A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, “Why the long face?”. Cow says “Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!”
o I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead …
Agggghhh NO! NO NO NO! And last but not least —
Have you tried Tesco Meat Balls? — They’re the dogs bollocks!!
Sent in by Malcolm P. U/K. Vest back soon.
Tuesday, 19 February 2013
Laugh yourself Horse
To advise that Vest (Les Bowyer) passed away this morning. Regards, Chris (Son).
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