Thursday, 29 March 2018

The Ball Picking Song

     This song is dedicated to the trio of tricky ball picking cricketers. and goes to the tune of 'Everybody's Doing it Now'

Every body's doing it - Doing it-doing it- doing it

Picking the Ball and Chewy- ing it glueing it shoeing it

We all know it's been done before

Going back in time much before

But getting caught you get shown the door.  So no body's doing it now.

Dedicated. to the trio of tricky cricketers. Copyright.


John Going Gently said...

I can feel a press meeting sob coming on

Unknown said...

A slight feeling of glee as you published this? There will be more to be exposed.

Elephant's Child said...

Winning at all costs takes the fun away from any game.

Vest said...

Andrew. It would have been less noticeable if that exposed player used his large smeller to extract a bogey To rub on the rough side of the ball. all though I do Snot condone this activity.

Vest said...

E C. The game is losing its reputation fast. The grotesque facial distortions and coming close to humping each other - Bum tapping hugging and kissing is not part of the game.

Vest said...

Jonn Gray Thank you for calling again John. I can't help thinking that your name closely reflects your gender; with no offence implied. But one never Knows if some smart person may filch the words of my silly song and create wealth for themselves. Have a great Easter and please call again.

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