The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and
walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was
introduced to a U.S. Marine General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about whatI have seen in America."The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is ... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian,
Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis Or any From Bangladesh, Malaysia, Or the seven other Stans or Indonesia on Star Trek."
The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his
ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
Sunday, 2 November 2014
A glimmer of hope.....Post 1258.
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Vest Has Left the Building
To advise that Vest (Les Bowyer) passed away this morning. Regards, Chris (Son).
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What do you mean by seven other stans.
Wally: find your answers from Google.
There are more tha fifty major Muslim Countries in our world.
Off hand There are about seven STANS. TajikiSTAN.UzbekiSTAN, TurkmeniSTAN.KyrgyzSTAN, And KazakhSTAN. PakiSTAN, and AfghaniSTAN. I also have a friend named Stan and A bro in law Named Stan.
Wally: On the short list of soon to become Stans are. Demarkistan, Dutchestan, Belgestan,Pommystan,
Kiwistan, BludgerygalaStan, and Tasdevilstan.
DEMOCRACY AND RACISM EXPLAINED
An (illegal) Muslim immigrant kid in Toronto asks his mother, "Mama, what's the difference between Democracy and Racism?"
Mother (in Burkha) - "Well, son, Democracy is when Canadian tax payers work hard every day so that we can get all our benefits..... you know, like free housing, free healthcare, free education and grants to build mosques and community centres, more welfare payments than Canadian pensioners get, & so on & so forth, you know… that's a Democracy".
"But Mama, don't the Canadian tax payers get pissed off about that?"
"Sure they do…. that's what we call Racism!"
(Never more simply explained)
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan, several years before our involvement in the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul , and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to, and are happy to, maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land Mines."
No matter what language you speak or where you go, Moral of this story is
BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A REALLY SMART WOMAN !!!!!!!
Star trek: sadly a myth.
The reality is far different.
The elderly and wise people of Austrralia and other predominently anglo saxon Countries will be overrun by our so called muslim immigrant friends and sharia law imposed within the next fifty years or less.All of the non muslim persons up to to age of forty now, will be subjected to a horrendous lifestyle and their mean expectation of life less than forty five. all elderly persons will be put to the sword by our conniving muslim guests. have a nice day.
There won't be too many frightened Aussies sticking there name here vesty. my kind of aussie will soon get the chop. the indigoes can say good bye first.
Wally: I will be long gone when all the useless people have their throats slashed like sheep in the slaughterhouse.
I am certain this will offend the wowsers who are unable to think and are lesser visionaries.
I am glad I lived in the good old days,when at least there was hope.
Now they have the cheek to advertise there their bodies for wedlock, Bunch of fish heads.
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