A  Ninety Km round trip for Nowt.

Today was to be  a trip to the Gosford Hospital for ongoing treatment for my xxxxxx problem. not currently life threatening. The ninety km journey itself is harrowing enough, particularly traveling through Gosford, NSW, which can be described as the largest car park on the Central Coast.
On arrival at the ambulatory dept, I was informed that I was not scheduled for treatment today due to a viral infection showing up in my system and when it clears my treatment will continue.I then asked  why was I  not informed last Tues when the problem arose. I was then told  I was by telephone. Which turned out to be untrue as no record of the call was found.
I informed them , in future I would ring prior to my expected appointment to save wasting my valuable time and money, having to get up early and shave and shower out of season whereas I could be in my best rural rags and pottering around with manure and stuff in the garden . It seems a shame  to waste a shower and shave, so I shall turn to looking after things clerical I have neglected recently.

Back soon..... Vest.....Quote: A crow is no whiter for being washed.

Comments

Anonymous said…
So the pommie soap joke is true
Vest said…
Anon : I believe there is one going around but no one has dared tell me about it.
There is one about the definition of fear though.
Two Australian sailors under the same shower when the soap drops to the floor.
BBC said…
not currently life threatening.

Life doesn't end when you leave this level so why give a shit about it?

Why in the hell are you using comment moderation and word verification when you only have about six readers anyway?

It's not like you are important to the planet.
BBC said…
not currently life threatening.

Life doesn't end when you leave this level so why give a shit about it?

Why in the hell are you using comment moderation and word verification when you only have about six readers anyway?
Vest said…
For those unaware, BBC Alias Barmy Billy the bastedo from Salt Lake City Uta, Uncle Sam Land. is the most revolting personage within the blogosphere. he has chalked up more deleted comments than Rodney Rude and Ostentatious together.
Being bathed at an early age he asked his mummy are my balls my brain, she replied not yet.

Regarding comments on this blog . some would be commenter's would regard their intended comments as rather underdone compared with best of the bunch, therefore declining to comment.
The present comment/visitor Ratio minimum is 1 to 14.

BBC: I challenge you to declare by using the minimum of smut why you are so important to the existence of this planet,a/h.
Frog said…
From what I Read recently that the BBC bloke had been rated as 'TURD' of the year.
Rosemary said…
It is raining hard. Today started with cloudless skies and sunshine, then this BBC guy turns up, yes the guy who always wants to talk about pussies and made suggestive remarks about me on another blog.
BBC, You 'Dirty old Man'.
Anonymous said…
Tiddling down here in Redfern vestie, looked good this morning.
must check out this bbc guy before i say anything, bitover turd is he.
Kate...fb. said…
Hi vesty long time no see, up near Queensland now good job nice pay, long way from Budgewoi.Luvs Ya Kate.xxx.
Vest said…
Good news. My Bladder infection is cured as of today.
DeusExMacintosh said…
Get your own back - next time turn up without the shower. That'll teach 'em.

[And to be fair about the soap joke, they always say that the definition of an Australian homosexual is a bloke who'd rather sh@g his girlfriend than drink or fight with his mates]. ;-)

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