Infidel of Infidelity Shame Worne continues his bed hopping between periods of coaching our OZ sticky Cricketers.
Our beefiest Bawling ball bashers are at last belting the Britishers in the back yard version of the game, whose best players have returned to Blighty.
Returned from the the scrap heap, Short fuzed bowler Binglea; whose facial grimacing and hateful vein bursting air punching taunts, is seen on Channel 9 yesterday having his Bum tapped by gay playful team mates, thus exposing their gender weaknesses.
The less exposed version of cricket is that of Women's Cricket. The beefy belles of Britain, are putting their lesser skilled opponents the 'Ozstrayer Cock or two's to the sword. It seems the Ozzie Sheila's are also getting stuffed at the game, must be an overall downward trend in Oz cricket.
Our girly reporter was stunned when she espied the pom lady keeper packing a cricket box after a game, concerned she asks Oz sheila "Do the teams have sex checks before the games"? the dotty player replies "No, but it seems some of those pommy tarts wear them cricket boxes to prevent lost balls". t'would seem this is a gaping flaw in the game or a lot of bollocks going unexposed.
Clarkey.The sucklessor to former leading ; Oz cricket failure Rik pong Ting, known to his dying circle of supporters as the Pup or poop, AKA Mr L Bingle retired, continues his slip shod ways and is likely to be dumped and replaced by a sometimes tearful husband of whatser name Lee F (220 yards long).
Generally little is known who is the controlling factor in cricket. Seriously it seems Catholics control the game, A person has to be superior in the game if he does not sport a Saints name, most accepted players were weaned in private catholic schools, a plethora of saint names such as Andrews, Mathews, Johns, Pauls, Michael's, Peters, Marks, Luke's and Christopher's dominate the cricket teams, very few Anglican Bill's, Bert's and Freds are seen nowadays.
Oh a reminder to our Oz cricket writers.
The Poms won the series and retained the Ashes trophy.
Australia did not lose it or win it.
Sel Reywob. Daily Gaggle Sports.
Vest suggests, get rid of the Aussie selectors. and while you're at it, sports writer's too.
The larger type was requested recently by a short sighted caller.
Monday, 24 January 2011
Daily Gaggle Sports Rep Say's "Cricket is a 'Toss Up' Does the Papal faith Industry control the game?"
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Vest Has Left the Building
To advise that Vest (Les Bowyer) passed away this morning. Regards, Chris (Son).
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Having done my 4th 21st last year, my dial still does not look like a dried out mangold wurzall similar to some Aussie mates in their sixties.
Remember,its not clever wanting a tan. Everyones enemies are sugar, salt and sun.
Add to that a sedentary life sitting on your backside drinking coffee and smoking all day, all very well if you wish not to live beyond sixty.
hi Vesty,you know I dont like cricket but that was a bit saucy about the cricket box, the guys use it as a nut protector, and lost balls for the girls - yeah quite feasible.
Good to see you back on track again.
hugs. ...luvs ya xxx. Kate.
Dear Auntie Rose and Uncle Les,
Dad has asked me to let you know he has passed your card onto Uncle Perce and he was very pleased with it. I believe he has improved slightly, although is still very weak, bless him. Dad says he will try and ring to update you after he has next visited him.
Love to you all
to me CRICKET is all BALLS
We dont play cricket in GOA
only football (soccer not rugger)
we was ruled by the PORTUGUESE u see
not by the bloody BRITISH
Good to see u back in action old boy
CRICKET and GOLF for u now buddy
no foot ball
The Australian Ladies Cricket team are most probably excommunicated Nuns in Mufti.
and if u aint fit enuff
u can use this native as your RUNNER
and perhaps HITTER too
CRICKET is OK for nuns I guess
but definitely not TENNIS
with panties showing every time u bend to take a shot
u guys got a 4 hour head start over me
but I got the better of u Wally
I slept in the noon and kept awake all night
chatting with the American woman
I wish I was born in the US of A
then I wudnt have to resort to paid sex
the older woman there are real hott
if only Rose was olderr
Went to Fiji with a lady friend for two weeks holiday, back yesterday. Jimmy you can have your older woman. im ok with sarah who is sort of indiginous like me but a whitey and sexy and 31. iam nearly 25.
dunno nuffing about cricket, seems like a pansy game.
I agree one hundred per cent
VEST plays the game too
does the Royal Navy enlist such guys?
r u a FRENCH Man froggie?
i hope to post interesting thoughts and ideas ...
I hope soo too
but the SOB does not allow Comments
Keshi said.about the INDIAN man..
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from LAZY.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
13 SEPTEMBER 2005 4:59 PM
As u celebrale Australia day !
we do REPUBLIC DAY
Have a nice day ! bless this wonderfull country !
u and Rose are Aussies or British?
u guys are my type of people
may I join in ?
and my age group too
I am 96
Steve: What another Alias!.
just for all the girls in here
Yes thats right
all the Roses too
jimmy you are dirty old man
I like her SHYT
I like her too
Four nuns are killed and arrive at the Gates of Heaven.
They line up in front of St Peter.
The first nun says "St Peter, I once saw a man's penis. May I still enter?"
St Peter replies "Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed."
The second nun says "St Peter, I once touched a man's penis. May I still enter?"
St Peter replies "Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed."
St Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns.
The fourth nun is trying to cut in front of the third nun. "What is going on?" he asks the fourth nun.
"I'm trying to go first so I can wash my mouth out before she sticks her arse in the font".
Hi Uncle. Re Egypt.
Very dodgy, although I think the holiday resorts are OK at the moment but we wouldn't risk it.
We're not going there this year, we've already booked to go to Cape Verde in June.
How are you these days? I hear you haven't been too well, I hope they soon get your headaches sorted out for good.
Dad went to see Uncle Perce yesterday, he's better than we expected a couple of weeks ago but very frail, it's going to be a long time before he's well enough to leave hospital.
Give our love to Auntie Rose and Chris and take care of yourself, and watch out for that cyclone,
Love and hugs,
Chris and Steve xxxx
I will be away from my computer until the morning of 6th February and will get back to you as soon as possible.
I wonder what her plans are
if its an orgy
I hope I get invited
the daily gaggle has shut down
now read INDIA TIMES
see right pane
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news again, but Dad has asked me to let you know Uncle Perce has taken a turn for the worst. He was progressing nicely last week, even walked a little and was starting to eat again, but since being transported to a different hospital, he has gone downhill, his other lung is now poorly with infection. He is back at QA hospital again now, Dad saw him this afternoon and said he is very weak and giving up the will to live, so we may have to expect the worst again. So sad, we were all so happy he was starting to improve, bless him.
John was very pleased with the card you sent him and sends his love and thanks.
Hope you are all well, take care
Lots of love
- INDIA has done it again
a 3 judge bench of the Allahabad High Court has decreed that God is REAL, and He was born in Ayodhya, INDIA
Read more here ...
, the third judge Justice D.V. Sharma ruled that that the disputed site is the birth place of Lord Ram
I am pretty sure Vivek Thakur, Om Prakash Jaria and VEST in Australia (atheists all of dem) will go in appeal to the Supreme Court
POSTED BY JIMMY
dont under estimate the strength of mind and body and will
it may seem hopeless to a doc
but dont give up on Uncle Perce
wen u visit, put on a cheer full face
and give him your best smile
and leave the rest to GOD
I firmly believe in my buddy Jesus
and He will look after Perce
He did look after me
and cured me from an incurable disease Bipolar Disorder
I dont take medication now
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