Infidel of Infidelity Shame Worne continues his bed hopping between periods of coaching our OZ sticky Cricketers.
Our beefiest Bawling ball bashers are at last belting the Britishers in the back yard version of the game, whose best players have returned to Blighty.
Returned from the the scrap heap, Short fuzed bowler Binglea; whose facial grimacing and hateful vein bursting air punching taunts, is seen on Channel 9 yesterday having his Bum tapped by gay playful team mates, thus exposing their gender weaknesses.
The less exposed version of cricket is that of Women's Cricket. The beefy belles of Britain, are putting their lesser skilled opponents the 'Ozstrayer Cock or two's to the sword. It seems the Ozzie Sheila's are also getting stuffed at the game, must be an overall downward trend in Oz cricket.
Our girly reporter was stunned when she espied the pom lady keeper packing a cricket box after a game, concerned she asks Oz sheila "Do the teams have sex checks before the games"? the dotty player replies "No, but it seems some of those pommy tarts wear them cricket boxes to prevent lost balls". t'would seem this is a gaping flaw in the game or a lot of bollocks going unexposed.
Clarkey.The sucklessor to former leading ; Oz cricket failure Rik pong Ting, known to his dying circle of supporters as the Pup or poop, AKA Mr L Bingle retired, continues his slip shod ways and is likely to be dumped and replaced by a sometimes tearful husband of whatser name Lee F (220 yards long).
Generally little is known who is the controlling factor in cricket. Seriously it seems Catholics control the game, A person has to be superior in the game if he does not sport a Saints name, most accepted players were weaned in private catholic schools, a plethora of saint names such as Andrews, Mathews, Johns, Pauls, Michael's, Peters, Marks, Luke's and Christopher's dominate the cricket teams, very few Anglican Bill's, Bert's and Freds are seen nowadays.
Oh a reminder to our Oz cricket writers.
The Poms won the series and retained the Ashes trophy.
Australia did not lose it or win it.
Sel Reywob. Daily Gaggle Sports.
Vest suggests, get rid of the Aussie selectors. and while you're at it, sports writer's too.
The larger type was requested recently by a short sighted caller.
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