Dunces: Facebookers - Time Wasters.

For ages now we have known the truth that the true cause of the global financial crisis is that too many of us have been too busy wasting employers time on 'Face book' to do any actual work.
Observations by employers when approaching employees would frequently notice hurried clicking to cover up non office activity such as face book photo galleries about ("our overseas holiday") with Excel spreadsheets of public hospital funding.
It is a well established fact that 70 percent of Face booking students had lower grades than the non - Face bookers.
I recently heard that some universities have set up Face book sites so students can find out for themselves if they are Face book addicts, which is like boosting AA numbers by having a happy hour.
Anyhow,feel free to blog with me about this anytime you are at work.


Anonymous said…
Most employers should have installed Watchdog by now. Ours has. It shows all the sites tapped into by work computers and the originating computer. No where to hide in blogland really.
Vest said…
If what Aggie say's is true, very soon we will experience a marked improvement in world economic growth.
Malcolm, P said…
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying up the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,
then starts kisses her neck,,,,,, then gets up and runs into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. I think he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... Do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. "I love you!".......
His wife responds, "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear..... He told me that he's gay,,,, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too."
Keshi said…
Apparently Facebook, Twitter and blogger r allowed to be used at work cos it boosts productivity :) Stats say so and Employers hv agreed (recent newspaper article). All humans need a lil break from work u see.

But if it's 24/7, then obviously something is wrong!

And this comment comes from home lol!

Jimmy said…
Duck it
want a hott chick?

her mail id carinkassa@yahoo.com
Jimmy said…
Americans have a 5 day week
and the best day in the week is Friday

plenty coffee breaks
not so in India and China

we work 20x7

in Marwari companies
no holidays for Diwali, Holi or XMas
Jimmy said…
time wasters??

WORK is a waste of TIME
most guys think they will live FOREVER

there is more to life than WORK
u have to find the LOVE of your LIFE

at 58, I am still looking
first I found SLK

but she was just a teenager
then I found another K
she died in a car crash

now I am looking again
and I am not restricting my self to Ks alone

dont matter if she is married
mot wmn want OUT of their marriage
Jimmy said…
Be strong honey. I love you, too."
Jimmy said…
too late

Chrysler and Ford and GM have gone bust

Now BEEG cars dont sell
TATAs NANO priced at INR 120 K is selling like Hott cakes
lower deck lawyer. said…
It doth seem that poor Jimmy is having one of his dreaded turns for the worse. Mike.
Vest said…
Thanks everyone for your comments.
Having a domestic chore weekend, plus some gardening. Hope you all have a good start to the coming week.

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