Friday, 7 January 2011

ARE YOU AN OVERWEIGHT FAT SLOB?

 Well, you have only yourself to blame

GLUTTONY and gorging yourself on the wrong foods you eat, mainly caused by ignorance, laziness and boredom, is the obese persons path to an early demise.

A DIET of processed meat, full fat dairy products and fried foods is fuelling the worlds growing rates of diabetes, high blood pressure and obesity.

Although Australia is high up the charts internationally, It is in America and Canada where the problem is at its greatest peak, and 25% more, the highest proportion of the porky population are women over 20 years of age- 70% of those are fatties. so men if you are looking for a Nth AM partner; particularly Caucasian, its 4 to 1 on she is a fatso.

Most people totally ignore the recommended eating habits, men generally have the poorest diets, with fewer than 5% eating the recommended Minimum of five vegetables per day, but counter this by having more exercise and some a physical work program.

Women on the other hand tend to be taking trips to the pantry more often than men.

NOT ENOUGH VEGETABLES. Just 7.5 per cent of adults eat five or more servings per day.

NOT ENOUGH FRUIT. Only 52 per cent eat two or more servings per day.

THE WRONG MILK. 45 per cent of adults only drink full cream milk.

NOT ENOUGH BREADS. Only 10 per cent of adults eat more than four servings per day.

TOO MUCH FRIED POTATO. 21 per cent of adults eat them at least once per week.

TOO MUCH PROCESSED MEAT PRODUCTS. Including sausages , meat pies, pizzas, Frankfurt's, salami, Bacon and Ham. 62 per cent eat them at least once a week World wide, but America and Canada the figures are 85 per cent more than twice per week.

It seems that Middle aged women in Canada & the USA consume more Pork products than any where else in the world, Their taste for Bacon recipes is becoming widespread, which in turn leaves little doubt why their backsides are also widespread. ...Vest..

9 comments:

Vest said...

IT was 69 years ago today,Jan 7-1942, that I Vest joined the British Royal Navy from Barnardo's homes, at 15 yrs and 6 months.
Although the food was not to the liking of some recruits who had supposedly eaten better, they were surprised at my willing acceptance of it. To me,it was of a quality and quantity that was far better than I had previously experienced.

WALLY. said...

I read in yesterdays paper that some guy was refused a slice of bacon in his burger at a Halal acredited KFC in a sydney suburb.

Vest said...

That's hardly surprising Wally, unless the guy was a Nth American infidel.

Eddie Jones said...

Good morning Les. See you are still in fine form. I was up early again this morning, had about 5 weeks of getting up in the middle of the night to watch the poms give the aussies a good hiding, it has cheered me up, after the rotten winter we have had. It will take me a month to get back into the habit of waking at 7am.
i hope you are keeping well, and you and your family had a merry christmas and a happy new year.
People in this country always say it wouldnt be the same having hot weather at christmas, last christmas i think everyone would have liked a hot christmas. Keep smiling edward jones. watts 183

Davo said...

Am too old to worry
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Vest said...

Davo, these strange words are chosen at random by blogger, surely you knew that?
Me no wopping blackshirt, dun like spaget iver, like eating a plate of round worms.

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