Wednesday, 4 October 2006

DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHICH LEG YOU SAW OFF?

I received a letter from Central Coast Health Services yesterday; stating that as soon as the questionaire regarding my previous health history and other related information is returned to them I will be slotted into a waiting list for surgery on my left knee.
I will then be informed several weeks ahead, so to allow any domestic issues to be sorted out before and after the operation.
I shall post the letter back tomorrow, also on arrival at the op/ th, I will tie a notice on my left knee explaining "Not this one the Other" just in case the hospital staff ignore my correction in the letter stating .
" Somehow you have made a mistake, you have indicated the left knee which is not the right knee, the right knee is the right knee not the left knee ".
Perhaps I should wait until the last moment to inform them.

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17 comments:

kate from budgewoi said...

Oh My poor Vestie what are they going to do with your leg? with your reputation they might saw off the middle one.. ill visit you in hospital and hold your hand or something, you must be terrified please tell me more. luvs ya xx

Vest said...

Kate F B: hold on dear girly, thar aint nutting gonna happen yet, i'll talk to you later.

shane said...

shane here again..are you sure you cant give me kates addres or her my mob number please mate

Vest said...

Shane: I told you before this is not a dating agency.

Aggie said...

It's not a dating agency? Damn!

Don't confuse baby interns in the hosp op room or they will chop both legs off just to make sure. LOL!

sam said...

Mr vest im not a blogger but got here after a friend who works in abakery with me put me on to you and he's right your mr cool man wish all auzzies could be cool like you , youmust be the oldest blogger/swinger in town stay cool live long... Sam , my family are lebanese, like zed my friends mate.

Wandering Coyote said...

Sounds like Canada. Good luck!

Tim said...

very funny Dad

jim said...
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Vest said...

another mr turd comment deleted

jim said...
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Vest said...

Wandering coyote. Except for the climate, I'll swap some sunshine for some of your precipitations from the sky.

Sam. nice to hear from you, I shall presume you are pals with Zed and Gordon, two young tearaways who have done something good with their live's, please call anytime, best of luck.

Jim or Saby. I get your drift, although I was not fazed by certain comments from whom you mentioned,It comes from an overbearing know-all dominance coupled with either M P or time of the month syndrome.
However getting back to you, why do you contiue to be a pain in the ass. dont answer that if it means returning here, can't you retire or some thing. Euthanasia! that's it, try it, it may work in your case. better still just have a nice day and stop tormenting people especially very old ladies. Your comment will remain for a little while then be gone as usual.

Nancy Drew said...

Best of luck with the knee, Vest and good idea re the note. Seriously.

jim said...
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Vest said...

Jim or Saby: Your pathetic apology is only egotism wrong side out and an excuse to lay the foundation for a future offence.
"Be gone foul varlet".

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JohnBraun said...

unDWvv write more, thanks.

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