This is far too close to the truth for my liking,
A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to the UK
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The passer-by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!'
The Person says, 'I not British, I am Polish.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful things in England!' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not British!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you British?' She says,” No, I am from Africa!' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British people?'
The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!!!!!!
Sunday, 10 August 2008
To advise that Vest (Les Bowyer) passed away this morning. Regards, Chris (Son).
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