Sent to me from England. Anonymous author.
Woman jailed for testicle attack .
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. 'Pulled hard' Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". I am in no way a violent person Amanda Monti He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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,DAMN,
i posted this letter to more than 50 of my girl friends including Rosemary
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i will be pleased if u r the first to comment here http://chef-jim.blogspot.com/
saby
i want to know who loves me more
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and u were the first to comment
Lol!
I can just see the women of the world uniting to take their collective revenge on men now we know their weak point!!! or is that points?
We'll keep them all in a jar beside the bed. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Was It a good party?
Sure was ... Amanda Monti had a ball.
ims
Beware of GIRLS! lol!
Keshi.
Aggie: The needs of an attractive woman would be better served getting her hands on a fresh sac of pee nuts, rather than perving on a pair of preserved penisnuts.;)))
sounds like a load of bollocks dun it, poor bloke. runnimg on half power.
Just got up for a pee,can't sleep, now I read this and shudder at the thought of it.
Wally, its better to be running on one engine, than lose both and sing in the choir. Mike.
and plz do take part in my current post ok Vesty!
Keshi.
Keshi: As requested, I have entered my story on your post.
It had to end as a dream, as my nearest and dearest kept hurrying me along and telling me the 8-30 pm movie was about to start.
However,our period of pleasantries was quite exciting, with three kids to fill in the gaps too.
BTW, how was it with you?, you horny little vixen.x
lolz Vesty ty so much! That was coooooooooool! :) Just that u were a tad late to compete...but Im glad u put in ur entry. ty!
;-)
Keshi.
Keshi loves old men ?
I really think Keshi wud be better off with younger men
me
with all systems go
Jim: People should not come face to face with fantasy.
Anyone can dream, liking and loving are closely related.
In reality there were no hatches twixt Keshi and yours truly; but in dreamy fairyland everything is beautiful and real if only for that fleeting moment of bliss.
Jimmy boy, vesty is an ageless person whose boudoir talent and resourcefulness with the opposite gender (fem) would leave young boys like yourself dragging the chain. vesty exudes charm and his good looks are legendry and at the present is totally spoken for.
A Florida couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an
>> African black bush tribe whose men all had penises 18 inches long.
>> When a tribal male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his
>> penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight
>> stretches the penis to 18 inches.
>> Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
>> wife looked at him and said, 'How about we try the African
>> string-and-weight procedure?'
>> The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.
>> A few days later, the wife asked the husba nd, 'How is our little
>> tribal
>> experiment coming along?'
>> 'Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he replied.
>> 'Wow, you mean it's grown to 9 inches?'
>> 'No, it's turned black.'
I prefer cashews anyway. Lol!
Men should wear boxes like cricketers do for protection of there genitals.
Wally: Lady cricketers also wear cricket boxes when batting and keeping wicket.
hi vesty. just been walkies near the lake shore, got home early as the mozzies were out in force and I forgot the aeroguard.
Wrong!!! female cricketers dont wear cricket boxes, I never did when I played, luvs ya,xxxx
Kate: You may be an exception to the rule, however, I have been told with great authority that, the more larger robust lady cricketers wear them in order to prevent the ball being lost; er er :))))
'No, it's turned black.'
mine is brown
better than white
and I know yoga
i last longer
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