Friday, 3 April 2015

Wicked Royals (Uncensored,Do not read if you are a prude)








Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.

That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired to their room at the palace.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling, ones feet are killing one.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour but it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla.

'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'

'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,

'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even tighter'

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen:

'That's my boy, Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!
 
'ANON.'

6 comments:

M, Hensby said...

"HOW RUDE"
Yes I am an old Maid with a pure mind , a prude as you say. M H.

Vest said...

MH: I am frightfully sorry to hear you were offended.
Old maid, er with a a monica such as yours, you should update to old Boiler, Have a pecking good day Vest.

Vest said...

Seems like Camilla I have put my foot in it. oh dear.

Davoh said...

Guaranteed to collect comments -

Vest said...

Yes you are correct Davoh.
Have had several emails which gave me a Royal rollicking.
I published a Limerick re Chas and his nag, going back a bit. I will dig it out and give it an airing.

Vest said...

A Royalist jockey called Charles, had a horse with flatulent bowels,
It couldn't get started ,
Till the Bloody thing farted,
Then it shot to the front on the rails.

That should offend a few wowsers

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