says
"Get treatment for $50, If not
cured get back $100."
A Doctor thinks this is a good
opportunity to show up the Engineer and earn a quick $100.
And so he visits the
clinic.
Doctor: I have lost my sense of
taste.
Engineer: Nurse , bring the
medicine from box No 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's
mouth.
Patient (Doctor): Spits out the
medicine and says "This is not medicine, it's
gasoline".
Engineer: Congratulations. You
have your taste back. That will be $50.
Doctor gets annoyed, and returns
after several days to recover his money.
Doctor : I have lost my memory and
can't remember a thing.
Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine
from box No 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's
mouth.
Doctor: "This medicine is for the
sense of taste" protests the Doctor.
Engineer : Congratulations, your
memory is back, that will be $50
The Doctor leaves, but after
several days angrily returns for one last try.
Doctor : My eyesight has become
weak.
Engineer : Well I don't have any
medicine for that. Take this $100.
Doctor : But this is a $50
note.
Engineer : Congratulations, your
eyesight has gotten better. That will be $50 thank
you!
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