Thursday, 12 November 2009

Dinner was a Strict Family Affair. Rusky version of Long Pig..

Sergey the carnivore not-unlike a Gater, gobbled his mater with veggies and taters.
MOSCOW: A Russian cannibal who ate his mother was given a higher sentence by a judge who said: "He was starving, he needed to eat". Sergey Gavrilov, 27, was jailed for jusy 14 years after confessing; "I did not like the meat very much.It was too fatty. But I was just so hungry, I had to eat it.

30 comments:

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Christine M. said...

Gordon the Chicken



Trevor the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilize the pullets' eggs.



Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.



The farmer's favourite rooster was Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Gordon's bell hadn't rung at all!



Trevor went to investigate.



The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing.

The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor's amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.



Trevor was so proud of Gordon, he entered him into the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.



The Result?



The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pullet surprise as well.



Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.



Do you know a Politician called Gordon?

Vest said...

No, but I know a baker named gordon,

For those whose egg laying days are over and you aged roosters whose bells aint a ringing any more, retirement makes you feel younger and often yearn for good old naughty days.
So if you are coming up for retirement from a stressful job and fear it might prove an anti-climax, stop worrying now!
I know from experience when leaving my first job in semi retirement (The R N)I was free from bondage! I had a feeling of
euphoria, I had never felt so relaxed in all my life. However, finally giving up work full time makes you feel at least ten years younger.
Physical illness and mental pressures melt away with the end of work and the benefits are lasting.
Do not over commit yourself, keep in touch with relatives and friends. and have the courage to say to yourself, I'll do what I want to do today. Vest.

lower deck lawyer. said...

The only Gordon that Cums to mind is an ex rooster Gordon Brown with the same name as Gordon Brown the randy Pommy Prime Minister, a right chook but a lefty, with the brain of a Rhode Island Red.

Jimmy said...

I love u VESTy

Jimmy said...

err, I mean ROSEy

Jimmy said...

no particular reason
I just heard this song Rose

Jimmy said...

Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She's lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the light and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind


If I never wake in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart

Jimmy said...

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one


And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last


If tomorrow never comes

Jimmy said...

'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them

Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed

So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me

And avoid that circumstance
Where there's no second chance to tell her how I feel

Jimmy said...

If tomorrow never comes

Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one


And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me


Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

Jimmy said...

So tell that someone that you love
Just what you're thinking of

DO it NOW


what if ...
what If tomorrow never comes

graeme said...

Dear Grim Reaper,


So far this year you have taken away my favourite dancer Michael Jackson,

my favourite actor Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer Stephen Gately and my

favourite actress Farah Fawcett.


Just so you know, my favourite politician is Kevin Rudd.

Vest said...

Grim Reaper, I would like to inform you of my great affection for my fav blog. "The Spin Starts Here".

Jimmy said...

So far you have taken away my favourite dancer Michael Jackson,

my favourite actor Patrick Swayze, my favourite singer Elvis and my

favourite actress REKHA


Just so you know, my favourite politician is Wally

Jimmy said...

take him next

Jimmy said...

hihihihihihihi

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Jimmy said...

I gott TSHmom
soul mind and body

Jimmy said...

I now OWN www.tshmom.blogspot.com

CA. said...

Oh grim reaper the redeemer, I do so admire your great works and deem you above all my Muslim friends-even all members and followers of the Muslim faith.

Vest said...

CA: Please dont be greedy, they are my friends too.

lower deck lawyer. said...

If C A's request comes to fruition,
Suddenly there will heaps of space for boat people everywhere. Mike.

Vest said...

And a lot of digging to do.
Would they be good fertilizer for spuds and tomatoes?

frog said...

I fink they would be good dung for jalapenos-onions and garlic an mexico jumping beans.

WALLY> said...

Ya cant beat the septic tank not even a mussie could beat that for growing anything specially tomatos.
But i'd give it a fair go mate.

jimmy boy watch it mate or you join my list of good friens.

kate ...fb. said...

Oh vesty whats going on, I dun understand its so mystifying. whats this friend thing all about. luvs ya, kate.xxx.

Vest said...

Kate: Start from the beginning to unravel the tangled web, I can understand you being convusberlated, despite you not being blonde. Until the demise of the grim reaper we must keep any suggestion of our being pally under wraps. luvs U 2.x.

Jimmy said...

Kate is convusberlated ??

Jimmy said...

I always tot she is Virgin territory