Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Vest Still having Health Problems, Mostly Headaches

Its at night time when day time activities tend to give way to the need for rest when the headaches kick in. The right side of my head has a overall numbness about it(no remarks please this is serious). after twenty five days since the accident my cheek remains bruised and swollen; particularly around the eye socket. my right eye lid is not functioning normally, which in turn is effecting the usage of the eye, although manually opening the eye lid reveals a watery eye with a surrounding twitch. but I believe(I hope too) that my sight in that eye is not drastically impaired.

I have an appointment with an eye specialist coming up, and may seek another head scan.

Other than that , all's well in the kingdom of Vest, I still have a heap of catching up to do. but domestic issues are eating into my blog visiting time.



Here is is a sad story about Bill, and his Doctor to cheer your day.



HEADACHE

The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for, but felt he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He decided he could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need a new suit." He entered the shop and told the owner, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see . . size 44 long." Bill laughed. "That's right, how did you know? "Been in the business sixty years!" the tailor said. Bill tried on the suit, and it fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Bill thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The tailor eyed Bill and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Bill was surprised and said, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business sixty years." Bill tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. He walked around the shop, and the tailor asked, "How about some new underwear?" Bill said, "Why not! The tailor said, "Let's see . . . size 36." Bill laughed, "Ah-ha! I got you. I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The tailor shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit: $600 New shirt: $46 New underwear: $6 Second opinion: PRICELESS

26 comments:

Jim said...

HAHAHAHAHA
Priceless


moral of the story:
always go for a second opinion

Jim said...

Jim said...
there once lived a great man in India who ridiculed fashion

The Queen of England wanted to meet him

He went in his normal attire
bare chested and wearing a khadi loin cloth and chappals

11:53 AM


Jim said...
When asked by the reporters later
Did he not feel he shud have put on more clothes

No he said
The King was dressed enuff for both of us

11:57 AM

Aggie said...

Ha Ha Ha ... very funny!

I do hope you are feeling 100% your old self again soon Vest.
Take care and don't forget to wear loose underwear!

Rosemary said...

It was I who once had phoney headaches late at night before I became grateful for any attention.
Is this pay back time for me I wonder?

kate fb. said...

Years ago in italy promising young boy singers were desexed so to improve their high singing voice.
very few made the grade.
They were called Castrado's.

Lord Sedgwick said...

... and an even looser merkin.

Anonymous said...

Dad tell mum your headache must have shown you how important your balls realy are, do hope you get well soon , love you.

gordon said...

so sorry old mate to hear of your problems-us in the city wish you a speedy recovery.

rosemary. said...

Is Lord Sedgwick interpreting something from sanskrit? cant make head or tail of it!!

Vest said...

Thanks all for your replys and get wells and so on.

Oi Sedgers you olde malkin, some of us are not familiar wiv 16th Cent chatter, I aint got any use for a Merkin, think a lot about the genuine article now and then though, tfc.

Anonymous said...

Everyone dashes for the dictionary.
I'm so glad mine is real and you are having evil thoughts about me ;))))xoxox

kany demajo said...

Thanks for the pictures ,all your sons have grown up a great deal ,Rosemarry look really good .
what have you be up to with that big cut on your head ,
what the weather like down there , we have had a lot of rain up here thank god it stoped raining few hrs ago ,we cut of i hope the road will open soon as it makes it hard for us no food will come through .
we both ok thank god ,I hope you both ok and your head is in one pice any new books yet ?
well say hello to Rosemarry for you you were great friends . keep in touch
kany

nigel said...

I am sorry to hear and see from the photo about your accident, you look after yourself and I hope everything goes alright and get well soon.
How did you do that to yourself, thanks by the way for the photo's they are great.
Give my love to Auntie Rose and the family
Take Care
From
Nigel.
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Vest said...

History Lesson: Ghana became an independant nation on this day 51 years ago, vest was there in Accra while serving on HMS Ceylon.

Jim said...

RM
is VEST using the excuse of headache like u used to do?

Never mind RM
u can out source to India
u get better quality here

Jim said...

Keshi just banned me from her blog
she called me a SHITHEAD

I am nor sure what that means
I am Indian

is that the equivalent of madarchodd?

rosemary said...

Jim, whatever it means I am sure Keshi is right you saucy so and so.

Vest said...

Anonymous: Yes I do have moments of lustful thinking, particularly about you. Disclose your name to all you wanton wench.

Jim said...

Rosemary

there is a certain lady called Maria residing in Poland
who i think has the hottz for VEST

I just wanted u to no
Dont worry
she is 79

she told me
she is the mom of the girl I am seeing these days

Dinesh said...

I love Keshi
do u ?

Join the Keshi Fan Club

deb said...

Thankyou very much for the lovely photos of your family, it was great to see familiar faces and all the ones that are new to us, I showed them to Dad yesterday, like me, he enjoyed seeing them.
Sorry to read you are still suffering after your fall and hope things improve very soon, take care, love to you and Auntie Rose
Deb xxx

deb said...

You will remember this too Uncle.

>
>
> > The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember
> > the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
> >
> > We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against
> > the back fence and I made love to you.'
> >
> > Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
> >
> > OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again
> > and we can do it for old time's sake?'
> >
> > Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but
> > good idea!'
> >
> > A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
> > Conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
himself,
> > I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
> > I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
> >
> > So he follows them.
> >
> > The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
> > other for support aided by walking sticks.
> >
> > Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their
> > way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops
> > his trousers. A s she leans against the fence, the old man moves
> > in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
> > policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes
> > while both
> > are making loud noises and moaning and screaming Finally, they
both
> > collapse, panting on the ground.
> >
> > The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
> > about life and old age that he didn't know.
> >
> > A fter about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
> > the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back
> > on.
> >
> > The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
> > this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
> >
> > So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but
> > that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
> > together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
> >
> > Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years
> > ago that wasn't an electric fence.
> >

Keshi said...

hey Vesty get well soon!

HUGS!
Keshi.

Jim said...

hahahahahaha

Jim said...

u r more funn than Keshi
if only u guys wud post some pics too
like she does

NO NO NO Vest
not u
put your trousers back on

Jim said...

Keshi needs stroking
if u stroke her ego
u get kisses and huggs
and more kisses

if u criticize
she chews your balls

either way its funn
hehehehe

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