A family member has provided me with a selection of words to keep me busy

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Agents. Police. Several. People. Travelling. Tailors.

My Story Goes.

                          A ten-ton truck travelling a ton up along the Taunton to Tiverton trunk road was stopped by police for speeding. a policeman asked him why?. and he replied,
"Terrible Tiverton tummy is taking hold in Tiverton. Thousands traumatised, I am taking ten tons of toilet tissues to the Tiverton toilet tissue tsars- Timothy-Twaite &Tailors who are oursole Agents.

Groan away. Vest Daily Gaggle.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Our sole agents.......very good.
Tuesday, 2 July 2019 at 09:25:00 GMT+10
Elephant's Child said…
Groaning, but smiling too. Thanks to you, and the family member.
Tuesday, 2 July 2019 at 09:57:00 GMT+10
Lee said…
Hahahahaha! Can I have what you're having, Vest? :)
Tuesday, 2 July 2019 at 11:10:00 GMT+10
Elsie Hanlin. said…
That's very clever
Wednesday, 3 July 2019 at 05:15:00 GMT+10
Dylan said…
Fun little tongue twister!
Wednesday, 3 July 2019 at 09:01:00 GMT+10
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