Two days ago, a round trip of nearly two hours which involved a trip to the bank for a large cash withdrawal then the weekly lotto splurge at the newsagent and a political chat with a oriental guy and another with a Yorkshire accent who were handing out election flyer's the oriental saying vote for this bloke on erection day and the yorkies banter reminding me of his *ebagum lingo which further reminded me of the political despot Bob *Mugabe who ruined The banana republic of Zimbabwe.Now governed by a geezer Named Banana( no kidding) it also seems this despot has in opposition a mystery Polly with the name of Richard Spudd Who is a hot contender to be the next Dick Tater.
The main shopping exercise was to be the purchase of a new washing machine at the Massive 'Harvey Norman 'Store at Lake haven about ten min drive It took about twenty Min's to select and pay for the w/machine and was delighted to know it would be delivered the next day between Nine and Five, The next port of call was the Boozatorium where I purchased 3 bots of JW for 89 bucks then a visit the local super market for the staples in our diet, a successful day so it would seem..
Sadly I must inform you the W/ machine has yet to arrive. About an hour ago I telephoned the store and gave them a good old bollocking, and hung up the phone I am now waiting to see what happens next. I am unable to leave the house unless the W/Machine turns up, it is a Blessed nuisance to say the least,as the poor wife has to do the wash by hand like we did sixty years ago, and the wife was not pleased when I stated it would be a saving on the power bill.
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Vest.... The best is yet to be.
Go to the next post for the ongoing saga of the washing machine, yet to be delivered.
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Hiss and spit.
I loathe that the delivery people give such a HUGE window for when they 'might' deign to deliver.
I hope it is there now.
EC; thankyou for your comment. Eldest son Spoke to them . and they will be delivering tomorrow. We will wait and see.
Pay cash and you can knock them down. then pick it up yourself. Much cheaper. Mike.
LDL: Thank You for the advice.
Lifting a 100kilo Washing machine would be far beyond my capability, even more so the consequential medical bills resulting to fix my broken 88 year old frame.
I haven't bought from Harvey Norman since the day I stood there by the TVs with a big wad of cash in my pocket, wanting to buy one and was completely ignored by several salesmen because I wasn't dressed nicely. They all headed for better dressed people. I walked across the road to Myer and bought a TV within ten minutes.
Sale from Harvey Norman was aborted today... Go to next post for info.
Vest very funny, Richard Spudd The new DICK Tater. HA HA HA.
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