Two days ago, a round trip of nearly two hours which involved a trip to the bank for a large cash withdrawal then the weekly lotto splurge at the newsagent and a political chat with a oriental guy and another with a Yorkshire accent who were handing out election flyer's the oriental saying vote for this bloke on erection day and the yorkies banter reminding me of his *ebagum lingo which further reminded me of the political despot Bob *Mugabe who ruined The banana republic of Zimbabwe.Now governed by a geezer Named Banana( no kidding) it also seems this despot has in opposition a mystery Polly with the name of Richard Spudd Who is a hot contender to be the next Dick Tater.
The main shopping exercise was to be the purchase of a new washing machine at the Massive 'Harvey Norman 'Store at Lake haven about ten min drive It took about twenty Min's to select and pay for the w/machine and was delighted to know it would be delivered the next day between Nine and Five, The next port of call was the Boozatorium where I purchased 3 bots of JW for 89 bucks then a visit the local super market for the staples in our diet, a successful day so it would seem..
Sadly I must inform you the W/ machine has yet to arrive. About an hour ago I telephoned the store and gave them a good old bollocking, and hung up the phone I am now waiting to see what happens next. I am unable to leave the house unless the W/Machine turns up, it is a Blessed nuisance to say the least,as the poor wife has to do the wash by hand like we did sixty years ago, and the wife was not pleased when I stated it would be a saving on the power bill.
Vest.... The best is yet to be.
Go to the next post for the ongoing saga of the washing machine, yet to be delivered.
To advise that Vest (Les Bowyer) passed away this morning. Regards, Chris (Son).
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