Junk Mail Help: When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage- paid envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular postage 'If ' and when they receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away, but the postage charges increase according to weight, so in that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it into these cool postage return envelopes.
ANOTHER GREAT IDEA is: Send an ad for your local plumber or chimney cleaner to American Express and a Pizza coupon with the assortment of supermarket gunge to Citybank. if you become over loaded with junk mail, stuff it in an old large used envelope and stick their return paid envelope to it.
If you wish to remain anonymous, make sure your name is not on anything you return.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting back a lot of their junk by mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Lets let them know what its like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they will be paying for it...Twice!.
Let's help keep the postal services busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that is why they need to increase postage costs again.
If enough people follow these tips it will work.


Anonymous said…
You deleted me from your intro post, why?-would it be you who is giving spin the screamers,some goose as parish describes him-is giving caz lots of sh-te-sounds like you buddy boy- see no swear words- dont believe a ex pommie matelot cant f-----g swear
Vest said…
Tony. I do hope I am correct in stating you are not blogger Tony or Tony T, they appear to be far better educated than yourself, your filthy abusive manner sets you apart from most trollers, do you have a site I may send a cleansing virus? Tony I imagine you to be a person who walks on all fours and is a bisexual retro brained dyslectic Monkey stuffer(Oh dear ten hail Mary's for that one)The reason for your deletion; FILTH. OK, and I was having fun as the post suggested. I do not troll troppo or the CAZ trash and unless Parish tells me himself I shall ignore your remarks.
I have had a quick shufty at T/A and the goose bit, it appears caz is concerned, I suppose it would be time to get some stick in return. Be assured I am not Parish'es Goose. try bo-nt-n, or na--o-ov or even Parish himself may be doing it under cover of Pseudo respectability.
Vest said…
Tony. Another reason your post was deleted, you ignored the 'This Post is Closed for further comment'.
I was pleased to see you chose to put your dreadful ditty on "HOW TO GET RID OF JUNK MAIL, you jellyhead.
Vest said…
Using a pre paid envelope (I found in my sons 'Male' type magazine) stuck to a much larger one, I am sending a heap of junk mail to a Porno Shop in Canberra. Don't ask me why, maybe it would be a change from using pre-paid Govt envelopes.
Vest said…
Today I received an advert for sexual arousel medication, from The LION city of Singapore. Many years ago I lived there for two years with my family (Govt thingy).
Tomorrow I shall post back; by using their prepaid envelope stuck to a A4 Size Envelope; a heap of supermarket and common junk mail.
I intend keeping records of where this crap is sent.I am hoping to send junk mail to Buckingham palace, also to the Chinese Govt; with lots of old made in China labels.
What unusual place have you sent junk mail. I sent some to nasty people in Melbourne yesterday, enjoy it you whackos.
Anonymous said…
I sent a load of woolies bilo and coles adverts also sunday extra mags when i returned some pre aproved crap from American express
Vest said…
Well done Ernie .SEND MORE.
Anonymous said…
Ernie has whipped up interest in the village-sending junk mail back to the senders-it is giving us another interest-I am sending very rude messages as well like some of the others here

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