Saturday, 12 June 2010

Be What You Are And Say What You Feel. Because Those That Matter Don't Mind, And Those That Mind Dont Matter

A young 13 yr old Mexican girl involved in a murder plot with her boyfriend used the 'C' Word on TV without batting an eyelid was among other sordid stuff I received today from Nth America , like Nelson Mandela's 13yr old Gr Granddaughter killed in a drink driving incident prior to the RSA v Mexico World  Cup Soccer (Proper football) clash, I suspect a great sadness will descend among the populace and a sombre mark of respect at the start of all forthcoming World Cup Fixtures.

Thank you to the UK Relative who expressed thanks for my not using untoward language in my posts, what I write here is not necessary that which I utter in private. I recall  blogging with a guy called Flute  who was an expert in the field and a former political speech writer who constantly used the quaint expression "Bollocks"
to add power to his opinions. It is a pity Flutey isn't around any more.
Now the news for which  was requested by two people emailing me for a run down of my hospital visit. No it wasn't Graeme-only into booze and sex. but a lady from Swansea NSW Oz whose husband suffered a similar torment. Are you kidding?
After fifty seven years of monogamy and beyond my earlier years of action aplenty with the fairer gender, yesterday I found my way back to the past while waiting for the procedure to start sitting in no more than a Hospital Gown, The lady mid twenties fair of face well presented size10 who described herself as DR xxxx explained the procedure,
I was quite intrigued, and with a gadget she lubed the passage of the jolly roger which she explained would reduce any pain when the probe was inserted I was then laid (laid on the op table) while Doc number two with similar attributes only blonde fumbled with Percy while the other drove the probe with a light into the bladder for a tour of what I could only describe as looking like a moon scape. Asked later did I feel any pain during the procedure I explained , hardly, I would recommend it for any guy wishing to while away a pleasant afternoon.

Have an enjoyable weekend everyone and hoping my weakend gets back to its oldself soon. Vest.

7 comments:

Jimmy said...

the WORLD CUP has begun
and British fans and Irish fana the rowdiest bunch will be roaming the streets

Keep your daughters safe
it wont be safe to visit the pubs either

christine said...

Seems it wasn't such an unpleasant experience after all, not sure I totally believe you, are you just being brave?
Anyway, pleased it went well, I'm sure you're pleased to be home, hope your nurses are looking after you

Kate...f.b. said...

Ah vesty you old rogue, I expect you will pop along for more of the same soon. luvs ya.Kate,xxx.

Jimmy said...

luvs ya.Kate,
xxx.

Jimmy said...

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Jimmy said...

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- Buddhist proverb

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whether at 20 or 80

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Jimmy said...

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Sex Manners for Men 5 copies
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Your Sex Drive (Myths, Manias & Mastery) (Pinnacle Books #00087) 3 copies
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