Sunday, 6 December 2009

Quietly going about their business but such a pity some smoke too.

Doing it quietly is not always the case arriving at that pinnacle of bliss, but there are somethings you just cant change and one of them is that human beings like making babies, so it is nice to know the majority of us are quietly going about the business of keeping the human race going, and it seems those who are leading the charge are women in western Sydney the city's true heartland.
Now this is good for the economy and-more importantly-good for brothers and sisters. It's not scandalous or outrageous but behind closed doors across Sydney little miracles are being made every day.
Unfortunately some women are making headlines for the wrong reasons, I suppose you might say this a spin off from a former post of mine "Kiss a non smoker and taste the difference"(Archives March 23-05). Most intelligent people who smoke are probably aware that smoking for the first thirty years of your adult life will reduce your life expectancy by up to ten years and also reduce hanky panky within the boudoir considerably too. those who have stopped puffing will tell you I must have been nuts not to have packed it in long ago. However, it is sad when the habits of mothers who smoke will in turn give their unborn child a legacy of lung and breathing problems to deal with for the rest of their lives. I am reliably informed that around twenty per cent of pregnant women continue to smoke during pregnancy against strong advice from health authorities. I say it should be mandatory by law for women to stop smoking during pregnancy and measures taken to forcibly isolate them from tobacco products in order to guarantee the optimum health of the new baby.

Twenty three years ago just prior to Christmas I was suffering from a severe bout of colley wobbles-an undefined medical problem which was giving me a few bad moments with ongoing pain. In the washup the Doc informed me I would be dead within three months if I did not cease smoking. From that moment on for me fags were a thing of the past, I had too much to live for, my health improved and gave me more powers within the boudoir.
However, I still believe that the Doctor was a lying sod, but I had litte time to Question his wisdom.

9 comments:

Elisabeth 9. said...

hi uncle Les i love the book you rite grandad let us borrow it its lovely


love

Elisabeth

Vest said...

KIDS SOAK UP BOOKS:

Teenagers have sunk their teeth into reading like never before with record sales figures.
Sales of fiction to young adults has doubled in the past two years in Australia.
Stephenie Myers twilight series is leading the charge and creating reading hunger in teenagers.
Although people of all ages from nine years to ninety have developed a thirst for an occasionwal lusty segment which pops up in that book by 'Yours truly' Click on the Picture heading for excerpts, Vest AKA J L Spencer-Sometime L J B.

I know one young lady who will be popping some strange questions to her grandfather-Richard my Bro-in law.
Thank you for your message Elisabeth. XXX.

JAMAL said...

Christian sex teacher jailed.
Frank Bailey, 46, ex principal of a Christian school at grafton NSW Australia, will serve nine more months in jail after pleading guilty to five counts of sexual intercourse with a 16 year old.

JAMAL. said...

Christian catholic schools rife with sex scandals.50 year old man from milsons point in sydney charged withsex assault on 18 yr old male studend.
Ten male teachers at two catholic schools in bathurst charged.

Vest said...

Jamal: Seems you have an axe to grind. most of this stuff is common knowledge. Sexul depravity within popeist schools is something that never goes away.
Its like the stories which abounded in Egypt during the time of the British mandate. The fat moslem lady being shagged by the well endowed donkey named 'Lord Hee Whore'. Debauchery was the biggest industry in Alexandria and Cairo. brothels bawdy literature like "The frigging countess" and "The autobiography of a flea",
and that bawdy song the pongoe's sang.
"Funny little rubber things floating down the Nile -- By the old bazzaar in Cairo Ah ah aaaaa Ah arr ar.
And by the laws of Jack Daniels heavily inVESTed in me at this moment in time I pronounce (Jamal) A wog shite stirrer. Po.

Rosemary said...

Hubby slightly out of character in his last comment had an enyoyable evening with his friend Jack Daniels. Apologies.

WALLY said...

Brahms&list Vesty? practicing for the festive season?

Frank Cook. said...

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins

Amy Swansea. said...

Vesty I am deeply ashamed of you writing that comment HA Ha Ha. Anyhow who the F is Jamal? Ta for chrissy message and if the pangs of desperation bite I'll give you a call.x

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