Thursday, 11 September 2008

Shopping for profit

Yesterday I decided or better we; that is er indoors my nearest and dearest and myself to venture forth for some retail therapy and escape from this sedentary life of blogging.
We had stacks of time to meander around and compare prices around the super market. left without purchasing anything which had my wife, a black belt in shopping agitated. We then toddled off to the veggie shop owned by a Lebanese Christian bloke whose assistant an aged pommie moron never short of dirty yarn was pissed off when I told him straight that it was time to get this business in order as the quality was degenerating as well as the prices exorbitant.
Well armed with a mind full of local rip offs we did a tour of the Aldi Shopping complex in Tuggerah(NSW OZ), Where my wife discovered the secrets of economical shopping where it is estimated a $100-00 cartful cost 25 bucks less than the traditional shopping outlets.
The veggie market was again a winner, Broccoli at 99cents a kilo so were BR/sprouts, pink lady apples, and zucchinis and a full bunch of celery 99cents. I estimated a saving of around 60% compared to our locals.
We then indulged in lunch at maccas on the highway. large fries, cheeseburger and a orange drink each cost $4 -00 all up $8 -00 bucks. our local greasy spoon cafe charges double that. Leaving the rest room at maccas a guy who owes me 50 bucks came in and shot into one of the cubicles when he saw me, "Crikey am I that frightening", the guy is a lesser defaulter I have already written off.
Then we visited 'Dan Murphy's' the discount grog shop that is larger than central station, we bought six bottles of famous grouse scotch at $23-99 a bot and after a little haggling received six free gifts of one Tee and a golf ball, the geezer in front got the one Tee and a golf ball for one bottle. So I demanded six or I would check one bottle at a time.
Today the wife checked her shopping list and discovered an anomaly on the check out at Aldi stores, this only amounted to about $6-00. A letter is already in the post to the store manager, together with a copy of the checkout bill.
This will be the final post for this week as all this sitting parked on a chair
is making my legs go wonky and it's important I leave our club premises behaving in a sober manner-after a skinful tomorrow night.
Question: What is a Wonky?. Answer on Sunday. ta for now vest.

Answer: A three legged Donkey.

29 comments:

Chris B said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonky_techno

Chris B said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonky_techno

Chris B said...

Please disregard previous post, it was incorrect. The following is correct...

http://www.wordreference.com/definition/wonky

Jimmy said...

Chris
post it here

Vest said...

Chris B:Yes I read this drivel- it seemed to go on for ever never getting to the point by the time I finished reading half of it (20 mins) I was bored stiff.

BTW, do I know you?.

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Vest said...

Tim; I am deleting your comment also my reply but have saved both.
My reply was sent by email. remember if you and family do not like having their dirty washing exposed dont send the soap here, OK. Have a rewarding day, Dad,xoxox.

Jimmy said...

Sept 20 my bday
your presence


and lotta presents expected from all u guys

Jimmy said...

only I want from A and RM now is a kiss



more can come later

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Jimmy said...

Damn Insurance salesmen
(he sounded like LD Lawyer)

he wanted to no if I had taken insurance

none of your business, I said
F*** off

Anonymous said...

venture forth for some retail therapy and escape from this sedentary life of blogging.


u didnt purchase nothing
u r a wonky

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Amy... swansea said...

last anon and jimmy.
Who is your intended lover-victim.?.

Jimmy said...

it is u my love

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Vest said...

It seeme little snippets of my memoirs are filtering around the world,this is about the severe punishment meted out at my naval college when I was a youngster. Even using fictitious names for the college and staff. it now emerges that the person whose grandfather was the perpetrator has communicated with me and requires more info. the message reads.

Ed has left a new comment on your post "A Dire Warning To Would be Drug Traffickers":

Thank you very much for posting your info about the Naval training school. I think I know which one it really was as my grandfather was the flogger mentioned. I am sorry to find out he was such a nasty character but would love to know more about him please get in touch if you can - my email xxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

The most common psychogenic causes:
Anxiety (work, school)
Stress
Guilt about sex (from religion, family, culture)
Fatigue
Sexual problems are often rooted in relationship problems (power, trust, intimacy)

Feelings about partner (can influence sexual response)

Depression affects sexual desire.
Sexual situation: place, time, person...are they right?

Anxiety about performance, size, etc.

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Anonymous said...

The most common physical causes:
Vascular conditions
Alcohol
Medications
Diabetes
Abnormal nerve function
Hormone deficiency
Removal of prostate gland for cancer.
Other surgical procedure
Peyronie's disease
Illicit drugs
Smoking and diet, as contributing factors.

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Jimmy said...

my grandfather was not a flogger
he flogged


but not the type of flogging Vest is talking about

Jimmy said...

Oh Lord
u killed many annony mouses