Friday, 19 October 2012

Worlds Oldest Father.?????

NEW DELHI. An Indian man supposedly has become the Worlds oldest Father, so the yarn goes. although any male person can still be the oldest father in the world at the maximum possible age, what these Indian Fakirs are saying is the bloke in question has simply knocked up this 54 year old Indian sheila at the age of 96 and boasts a previous birth by same person at 94 he being the Sire on both occasions. ....................................................................................... Although I doubt God had a hand in it, the assumed father Ramjit Raghav speaking from his home near Delhi said" what can I do this is all gods wish, he wanted me to have another son. Ramjit said neighbours were jealous of his sex drive, kept strong by a daily diet of almonds butter and milk,. Ramjit a farmer all his life says he is healthy and virile and can go all night if asked. ....................................................................................... I believe that old geezer is not quoting the true gospel unless his local years have less endurance than Gregorian years. By the time a bloke gets to 90 or before, his testimonials give up the Ghost and coming to attention rarely goes beyond a state of flaccidness. I have a sneaky notion that his hired Ploughman sneaks into his wife's bed when he gets up early to milk the oxen. I tend to take that story with a pinch of curry. ....................................................................................... Reminds me of a song, going back a bit. AN old man of ninety got married, His bride was so young and so bold, They went on his yacht honeymooning, She married the old man for gold. A year later she had his baby, So at Ninety he still had the Knack, Then he took one look at the baby. And then gave the captain the sack. I rest my case, Vest.... Back soon.

4 comments:

Jaded Jane. said...

Mr Vest I believe that indian guy's claim to be a complete falsehood, most men of his age have retired to a wooden box for at least ten years

Anonymous said...

HARD to believe the Indian mans claim that he resurrects his manhood as frequently as he claims - is he on lazarus juice ?

Dylan said...

I'm not buying that at all.

Hell, it's more likely the chick cheated on him.

CA,USA. said...


Life expectancy at birth (2004)
Did you know?
Japan, Iceland, Spain and Switzerland have the highest life expectancies in the World – just over 80 years. Botswana, Malawi, Zimbabwe and Zambia have the lowest – all under 40 years. The lowest regions are all Sub-Sahara Africa at 47 years and the Indian sub-continent at 64 years.
In virtually all countries life expectancies at birth are higher for women than for men. For the world as a whole female life expectancy is currently about 6% higher than for men.
More tha half of the Morge patrons under my care are male up to 30 years old - road casualties.

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