Friday, 29 June 2012

Post 1001 'Farting, a Flight Risk., plus deadly discipline and more

Passengers flying with Singapore Airlines are being given instructions on their food intake prior to flying. the foods most likely to cause fatigue and bloating are broccoli, baked Beans and and bread. The result known as jet Bloating is a "No No" for all passengers on a flight. Singapore Airlines recommends Green Tea for stimulating ones digestive system which helps to alleviate wind. Getting a good nights sleep will assist in losing those pounds of unwanted flab, lack of sleep is leading to an explosive obesity epidemic. Lack of sleep can result in weight gain and reaching for sugary and fatty comfort foods. Drinking more pure boiled and filtered water will enhance your efforts to lose weight. and you will feel all the more better for doing so. Despite how you may feel about the 'Namby Pamby No smacking laws' nearest and dearest was left to deal with this effective system for bringing dissident children to order, having five male children a quick pat on the backside followed with an assertive 'NO" usually did the trick despite any tears. But of course our ineffective smacking laws are a bit weak kneed when compared to the following incident in India. A father who was upset by his Daughter's lifestyle, killed her with a sword before parading her severed head on a pole around his village. Ogad Singh's Daughter, 20, had been living with her parents in Rajasthan,India, after leaving her husband two years ago. Singh apparently was upset by his daughter having affairs, and became enraged when she eloped. This sort of happening is frowned upon by Authorities as the practice apparently is not uncommon. A must read for teenage young ladies. Back soon.... Vest. PS. Many bloggers I visit and comment on their posts will find the frequency of my visits fewer in the future. This being due to other more pressing needs and mainly to remove myself from this seemingly for ever sedentary lifestyle. It is not because you have not reciprocated with return visits like most polite bloggers, this has been the norm for some considerable time now so that should not get the ire of anyone. So the situation should be clear, when you call here your comment if any, will receive a reply and a possible call to your blog which seems fair. that's all. Vest.

7 comments:

WALLY. said...

I dont have a blog vesty Im just a troll. maybe one day I will.

Debbie. said...

Dear Auntie Rose,
I am sending this early because John and I are off to our log cabin in Wales again tomorrow, so won't be around on 5th to send this. We hope you have a lovely Birthday and are treated like a princess.
Lots of love to you all

Deb and John.
Xxxxxxxxxxx

Jayne said...

Well, I'm certainly visiting and leaving commenting just to reassure you that I'm imbibing green tea, herbal tea, Dandelion tea, Pu'er tea and even Gold Coin Grass tea (good for gallstones) so my flatulence should be at a minimum, if at all.

Rosemary said...

Thanks Debbie and John.

Vest said...

Hi Jayne, thanks for your comment.

Last night saw the great Aussie icon on the Box, not the gundagai pooch but the flatulent 'Red Dog'.
'Cor stone the crows some pong'.

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