The Daily Gaggle

A Group of former British residents now living permamently in Australia as bona-fide Australian Citizens, have won an advertising ban on the use of the words Pom and Pommie. This info has come to my attention when reading my favourite newspaper(delivered to my door daily). This had been written by the hand of an unpublicized Daily Telegraph Shit stirring bigoted journalist, Headed 'Whinge persists ' it reads- A GROUP of Australian Brits who won an advertising ban on the use of the word Pom now want the United Nations to rule the use of the term as racial discrimination. A beer ad was taken off Australian radio this week for the use of the word Pom, slang for a Brit, often teamed with the adjective whingeing. Now the emboldened group-British People Against Racial Discrimination-are petitioning the UN to take action on the word. Its 26 members, who have spent four years campaigning against the word, say they don't want pom totally banned. So the writer of this info made it cl...

STAN GRANT is back home and currently working for S B S. Stan and his partner Tracey Holmes lost their jobs at Channel Seven in 2000 after their affair was made public, he Say's the difficulty in commercial TV is maintaining your integrity, that the 6-30 nightly current affairs slot does not have a lot to do with news value and content, it's more contrived and manipulated. Stan is a proud Australian, and the indigenous Aussie Say's he is pleased after working for distinguished news service CNN in both Hong Kong and Beijing he is back here hosting an expanded version of SBS's World news Australia. But what is bothering Stan is what he describes as a nasty streak that has seeped into our collective Character. He noticed it while watching our Aussie cricketers beat the Poms (ENGLISH)in the recent Ashes series. (Stan you must not use that word, any more than I would demean your origins) He say's "There is an abrasive Australian-ness that wasn't there before, th...

The list of excuses for losing the game goes on and on. The whingeing and whining, piss taking, uncomplimentary remarks and pseudo friendliness plus all the hate, racial taunts and unequal conditions; especially for the losers all add up to a quagmire of confusion. Soon to follow, a list of unsavoury remarks, can stirring and general complaints. I have received. However, I shall liven up the proceedings with a little tale about Billy. Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all of the children what there father did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Such as firemen, policemen, Salesman and carpenter etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. Billy stated that his father was an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all of his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him. The teacher took Billy...

A colleague of mine recently visited a primary care physician. After two visits he was told he was doing "Fairly well" for his age. A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" The Doctor asked him, "Well do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?" "Oh no he replied. "I'm not doing either" The doctor then asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" he said, "No my other doctor said red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking or bicycling? No I don't" he said. He was then asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," He said. "I don't do any of those things." The doctor looked at him and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be Eighty.

It was January 5 1942, I had passed my medical exam, despite the minimum height requirement of five feet. I was four feet ten and a half inches tall, Six stone six pounds (42.3 Kilos) and fifteen years, five months and twenty days old, an under aged and under sized piece of cannon fodder. The Naval preparatory school run by Barnardo's Homes received a 25 Pounds Sterling bounty on delivering me for service in the British Royal Navy on January-7-1942. I was worth Aus$1.15 a kilo or 30 cents U/S per lb. After a gruelling train journey to Fleetwood (near Liverpool)I embarked in the early morning on the Isle Of Man Steamer, 'Rushen Castle', It took four hours to get to Douglas I O Man and I had not been to sea for over four years. Looking piteously at the first timers berleying their guts out on the boisterous Irish sea, I was reminded of my first experience of sea sickness while on a Portsmouth to Isle of Wight ferry in 1938 the 'Lorna Doone', a coal burning paddle stea...

MOST people by now will be aware of my non alignment with the Faith Industry regardless of your choice of calling. Praying to ask that the laws of the universe be annulled for a particular petitioner is not my idea of facing up to the music and getting off your arse and getting on with life in a materialistic manner. Blind faith has few rewards, Hope which is desire and expectation rolled into one; is achieved through using logic and commonsense. However, a sense of Charity is to be expected from all mankind toward all creatures in crisis or beyond any chance of helping thereselves, which brings me back to the Rev Rabbi D Slavin, Who is a leader within the Orthodox Jewish religion Whose exploits were brought to light on my post dated Sept 25 06.(Click back). At the cost of $19,800.00 two Sydney Councils are forking out to pay for the first KOSHER PEDESTRIAN CROSSING, Because pressing a button on the sabbath-the period of rest between sunset on Friday and sunset on Saturday- is consider...

I Learned early in life that the spirit of Christmas although well intentioned was short lived. The yuletide values lose their influence at other times of the year when the desperately poor on struggle street tough it out. Most of these under privileged have physical abilities to enable them to battle through with the help and guidance from govt authorities, However, In the lower order of necessity we have the less self reliant community, people who have lost hope and have hit rock bottom, through misfortune or tragic circumstances. Take the case of Rhonda Taylor or anyone else in similar circumstances, She buried her ten month old daughter recently, less than two weeks before Christmas. The service Cost $3,000.00 that Rhonda scraped from relatives friends and various charities. Rhonda; in her twenties has two children Eight and Two, she has no partner or parents and suffers from a chronic heart condition and needs surgery to correct it, her young baby boy james was born partially blin...

IT seems that some one must have the last word, my detractors in the far north and in Uncle Sam land just cannot forget the drubbing I have handed out to them, I am still being pilloried and insulted in the most derogatory manner by these blogging Strumpets who possess little wit or wisdom and rely on a barrage of filthy obscenities to get their bullying messages across. These old Harridans have had the gall to even suggest that I was romancing a particular old Bat who goes by the title Nancy Drool, who used to E mail me daily call me darling with lots of hugs. How any one could fall for any of these aged hags makes me wonder, Nancy is a 60 year old pill popping Pizza yaffling junkie, divorced, unwanted Creep and some times purveyor of Irish mick godliness, who lives with a cat , is always skint but brags about a 60K income, the rest of these old bag ladies have in the most all received a drubbing from me so it shall suffice. I believe these people are totally envious of my achievement...

DO YOU REMEMBER THE LITTLE PORKER WHO HAD HIS BACON SAVED BY THE FARMER WHEN HE BECAME A SUCCESSFUL SHEEP PIG, WELL ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN WHEN ALL THE LITTLE PORKERS LINE UP TO BE SLAUGHTERED, AND NOT ONLY PIGGIES BUT SHEEP AND CATTLE AS WELL, THEIR SCREAMS WHEN DYING I HOPE WILL HAUNT THOSE WHO CARRY OUT THIS DASTARDLY AND INHUMANE METHOD OF SLAUGHTER. Please click on to the websites below, there is a wealth of information contained there to keep you interested for hours. This information is not designed to Stuff up your dinner parties, however, Dads and mums, its similarity to having your sons and daughters throats cut in front of you and seeing them fed to hungry lions, is well worth thinking about. http://www.animalliberationfront.com/practical/factoryfarm/slaughter/slaughter-indexhtm http://www.loud.com.au/savebabe-broad.htm http://www.animalsaustralia.org Please feel free to to comment and voice your opinion or protest. This information should not be sho...

It has long been suspected that women talk longer if not louder than men. In fact women talk almost three times as much, chuntering a staggering 27,000 words a day, compared to men's 9,000. They speak more quickly and in north America even quicker still, like Spanish fishwives berating their spouses, coming up for breath every 123 words. Besides this women devote more brainpower to chit chat and cackling like old boiler hens and get a sexual buzz out of hearing their own voices,a female psychiatrist suggests. Dr Vaginia Crumpet Of Seven Hills University Australia, Say's "This is is caused by the vast differences in the male and female brain. The sex hormone testosterone responsible for moulding the male brain in the womb, increases the areas for memory and communication but struggles to express their emotions to the same extent. In contrast women have less brain cells left for communication and the act of speaking triggers a flood of chemicals which gives them a rush simil...

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Well that's it, I have battled my way out from the land of the free and gormless. and survived, but I have left many wounded yank bloggers behind. Apart from one groveling yank yes man all other male blogger have fled the scene from the tshsmom circus of washed out, end of run obsolete unemployable bludging female layabouts, If you are reading this, that is any of you mentioned, I shall not drag you down further as you deserve to be, as I am certain you will be having a few sleepless nights for a while. Summer is is in the offing and there are warmer days ahead, I have received seven Xmas cards to date, and have 257 Cards to reply to from last year, plus I need more exercise and to spend more time on my feet. Seasonal charity functions will also eat into my time, there are so many young children in need at any time of the year although it hits harder during the Xmas period. As from now until a time I shall mention later this Blogsite will be slowing down to a crawl. So tomorrow it...

Yesterday Thursday November 17, my wife Rosemary 72 received a phone call from our 84 year old friend and my former instructor as a young seaman in the British Royal Navy. He was unable to attend a reunion party at my residence on the New South Wales, Australian Central coast, with several of the remaining 21 ex British; now Australian and New Zealand former crew members of the British Battleship H M S King George V, who served their final wartime experiences during the last year of the WW2 in the Pacific Our friends message was that, a former shipmate of ours ARTHER ROTHWELL Aged 87, had passed away at his home in Queensland Australia. Arthur Rothwell was a former Ordnance Artificer in the British Royal Navy, and we are reminded of the time when Arthur was called upon to perform a task probably never undertaken by anyone before. During the last days in the Pacific war zone WW2. The larger ships of the U S and British navies were shelling the Japanese mainland at night when th...

IN FUTURE ON THE DAILY GAGGLE, I SHALL BE POSTING WITHIN ANY CURRENT COMMENT THREAD ANY ITEMS OF INTEREST OR OF A CONTROVERSIAL NATURE SOURCED FROM THE U S A, CANADA OR EUROPE. These comments will be headlined, 'COMMENT FROM USA OR CAN OR EUROPE' or even Australia.

On top of a long list of Judges, magistrates, public figures and other well heeled silver tails, caught speeding, drunk driving, toilet crawling and engaging in misc sordid sexual activity, we have an inexhaustible list of govt representatives clamouring to get their name in print. The following list only represents the small minority of those who are caught. THE DIRTY DOZEN Premier Morris Iemma is recorded calling cross city Tunnel CEO Graham Mulligan a'Fu k Wit', Not knowing he was being taped at the time of the offensive remark. Roads minister Eric Roosendaal Used the bus lane while in his ministerial car, the next day he is caught making an obscene finger gesture to liberal MP Melinda Pavey in Parliament. New labor recruit Peter Breen is forced to Quit (a big Cover up) this will surface soon. Tony Stewart forced to quit as parliamentary sec for police and utilities after being caught drink driving. Planning minister Fr...

MARIE STEICHEN died two months ago- but that has not stopped her being elected county commissioner for a small Dakota town. JERAUL county electoral official Cindy Peterson said the vote list had closed on August 1, a month before Ms Steichen had died of cancer. That meant her name was kept on the list for Tuesday's election. Voters then handed the dead woman a 100 vote to 64 win over her embarrassed Republican rival. Ms Peterson said she believed voters knew she was dead, but still wanted to make their political point. DISSAPOINTED Minnesota left wingers had their nemesis returned in the form of Tim Pawlenty, much moaning and whining is expected from the Garage Building community in the sticksville district of Ranier Minnesota. Will these moaning Minnesotans ever get it right? Their Previous Governor was a devout Lutheran Wrestler and Disc Jockey, who gave equal time to the Kneelers, Sporty's and lovers of Heavy Metal, but earned the wrath of the Sticksville shed erecto...

GLUTTONY and gorging yourself on the wrong foods you eat, mainly caused by ignorance, laziness and boredom, is the obese persons path to an early demise. A DIET of processed meat, full fat dairy products and fried foods is fuelling the worlds growing rates of diabetes, high blood pressure and obesity. Although Australia is high up the charts internationally, It is in America and Canada where the problem is at its greatest peak, and 25% more, the highest proportion of the porky population are women over 20 years of age- 70% of those are fatties. so men if you are looking for a Nth AM partner; particularly Caucasian, its 4 to i on she is a fatso. Most people totally ignore the recommended eating habits, men generally have the poorest diets, with fewer than 5% eating the recommended Minimum of five vegetables per day, but counter this by having more exercise and some a physical work program. Women on the other hand tend to be taking trips to the pantry more often than men. NOT ENOUGH VEGE...

READERS ARE REMINDED THAT THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED, IT SHOWS VIVID PICTURES OF ANIMALS BEING SLAUGHTERED IN A INHUMANE MANNER SIMPLY TO PROVIDE FOOD FOR OUR TABLES. Will you ever eat Meat again. Google save babe.com OR If not available open, www.animalsaustralia.org CLICK on To Major campaigns, then middle east investigations then Video downloads.

I should have realised from the start that Blogging was not going to be easy in Nth America. However, it has been a period of learning on how the people in the twilight zone spend their lives; those who sport a similar language but dissimilar habits and in most cases entirely differing opinions. By treading carefully initially and doing a lot of 'Yessing'(A new word) I was able to relax until the time I was in agreement with an English blogger D H G who had been kicked to death by anti Europeans, it was then I felt my first stab wound. Soon to follow was the gun debate in which I was the only detractor to the gun lovers in this lopsided stoush. Former friends were now becoming antagonists bar one or two which kept me hanging on, then came the inquisition, someone began probing the blogs with nasty innuendo, and by using several aliases from a site in India, was able to infiltrate into several sites, for which I collected the blame. Nevertheless the dung clung and from then on I...

To the sweet old Gun Toting Biddy Who lives in a shoe box, or is it a large Mars Bar with windows? out in Sticksville, the Minne ha ha State in Uncle Samland. In reply to your witch hunting and bone pointing, I have this to say , finally I hope. If you have an open door(Anon facility) People will use it to their advantage. It is similar to the democratic principles on voting where anonimity is sacred. it is a priviledge that gives people the right to healthy criticism. On rare occasions this facility has been, not inasmuch removed but monitered in order to filter any incoming obscene and unwarranted language. However, I have accepted the fact there are people in this world who will disagree with my personal opinion, this in its self can be rewarding, more often than not. I have occasionally mentioned to callers that, the over use of swear words will cause deletions but also in the spirit of the game I have allowed close to the bone criticism of my self. which I have found traveling aro...