Thoughts
                                                                                                 Thoughts                                                                                                                                                                                                    As I was lying around, pondering the  problems of the world, I realized that  at my age I don't really give a rat's ass  anymore. ..If walking is good for  your health, the postman would be  immortal. .. A whale swims all  day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still  fat. .. A rabbit runs and hops and  only lives 15 years, while .. A tortoise  doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150  years. And you tell me to  exercise?? I don't think so. Just  grant me the senility to forget the people I never  liked, the good fortune to  remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the  difference. Now  that I'm older here's what I've  discovered: 1.  ...