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YES folks , he's gone forever. FINI. " THAT IS WHY I PROPOSE THAT AS FROM TODAY WE WILL HAVE PLEASANT DAYS NOW THE RECENT PARADOXIAL IGNOMINOUS SABY HAS GONE. Although Future posts will contain info of interest gleaned from current events occurring within Australia,I am also posting the website address of my favorite Sydney news paper,where you will access news reports in more detail than I can provide, except when a more personal opinion may be another option. CLICK here: www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph

There are genuine grounds to believe that the best place to become ill in New South Wales Australia is inside the prison system. The Sydney Daily Telegraph my favorite newspaper delivered daily to my door reveals , taxpayers are funding a gold plated health service catering for every inmate sniffle and ache. Most of this info is backed up from personal contact with the inmates by a family friend who is employed within the prison welfare system, with whom I am in personal contact. It appears there is one nurse for every 20 inmates, its kid gloves all the way. If you have a droopy dick, fiddle your tax - go to jail and get it straightened out. Erection dysfunction, hormone treatments, ingrown toenails and circumcision ops by (Dr Finklestein- maybe) these were among 250 elective surgery procedures funded over the past two years. Meanwhile ordinary citizens face long waits for their elective procedures. Last year, for example, more than half wanting hip replacements, had to wait more ...

According to the department of foriegn affars, up to 25,000 Australians of Lebanese descent who hold Lebanese passports as well as Australian passports , live permanently or semi permanently in Lebanon. The latest Middle East crises has flushed out a new class of duel nationality super snivelers who believe mere possession of an Australian passport guarantees them security in their 'Other Homeland'. At citizen ceremonies these Lebanese migrants are informed they have the same rights and privileges as any other Australians(Which technically is a blatent lie told by successive Australian Govts) I refer to the medical gold card not available to British Vets who fought in the defence of Australia, myself being one) These Aussies of Lebanese descent also have discovered the flaw in their citizenship status. However, while this bunch of insufferable ingrates whinge and whine because of their present misfortune ; being stranded in Lebanon during the recent flare up of hostillities,...

Many are the blogs that have collapsed in a state of confusion, due to the muddle fuddling agitation created by Mr Fartmouth Saby Dasouza, sewer operative and gutter cleaner from Mumbai(Bombay)India. Saby, Who at present has 38 blog sites in India catering mainly for the minds of Deviates, Perverts, pedophiles and misc other Bumholes who glorify and wallow in filth, has plagued my blogsite for the past five months. Although I have low tolerance for downright filth, some of saby's (Nice guy comments) were allowed to remain. Recently two blogsite owners have contacted me, after having changed the identification of their sites, all due to this Saby person, I shall consider such a drastic move to be an option should Saby the blog terrorist continue to harass. As from today July 17 06, All comments from Saby and his Known aliases and backers will be deleted regardless of contents

Although it is relatively warm when compared to winter in some parts of the Northern Hemisphere, Like Alaska, Siberia and Minnesota in the USA, we still find that it is the rapid rise and fall in temperature which creates the misery of the winter head colds, influenza and the constant sniffles and watery eyes. The ave temp here on the Cent/Coast 5 cel- 21 cel midday, colder when we have winds from the South. We all know them, every workplace has at least one, some have more-the office martyr. The person although as sick as a dog, insists on coming to work and making life hell for everyone who has the misfortune to be there with them that day. These people sniff, wheeze, cough and splutter their way through the day, moaning about how ill they are but how much a good example they are for coming in to work. They leave a trail of infectious germs on every thing they touch, which in turn their colleagues are exposed to. You will find them on the Bus or on the train Spreading infection to ot...

The World cup of Soccer-football is near its climax, the attention generated by the World cup held every four years; divides the period between the Olympics, but the nations heading the Olympic finalists are rarely seen as finalists in the soccer world cup. Italy are now in the final, after beating Australia through a dodgy penalty decision, France is also in the final after an equally controversial penalty against Portugal. Some soccer players are so grippingly histrionic as they fall to the ground with seemingly fatal injuries to the ankle or knee they make the death scene from Camille look like Julie Andrews singing The Lonely Goat Herder in The Sound of Music. Lawyers sitting in the grandstands seem so convinced the players are on their death bed after taking a slight knock, rush to the well paid player with a last will and testament to be signed. Eventually the stricken player rises to his feet thanking his particular God for a miraculous recovery from an injury which would have ...

I am writing on behalf of a most generous loving and beautiful grandmother. Who is constantly thinking of her children and extended family. "Should I phone them, I haven't heard from them, its their birthday soon" Or "How much should I put in the envelope" This dear lady received beautiful cards from her living brothers and sisters in the U/K, And flowers and cards from friends in Australia(local). Her five Sons and partners and eleven grand and great grand children, the recipients of her annual Xmas and birthday generosity also her constant thoughtfulness, who all reside within an hours drive, have not responded with a single birthday card on July 5, this nice lady's 72nd birthday, yet she and her husband have made three long journeys to visit them for christenings and birthdays. Despite of this she has not complained and is constantly making excuses for their incompetence, but I know deep down to say the least this dear lady was not amused. Her husband who...

The following is a few excerpts extracted and condensed from the local Sydney Australia news papers following this macabre story. According to her barrister, Katherine Knight's murder of her husband was a unremarkable domestic killing. The fact that she stabbed her De-facto husband John Price 37 times and skinned and mutilated his body was not heinous enough to deserve spending the rest of her life behind bars. John Stratton SC public defender stated, in a bid to have her sentence reduced. Knight 50 sat in the dock wearing a silver cross and heard she would be the first Australian woman to be jailed for the term of her natural life. Defence lawyer John Stratton stated, what took her crime outside the ordinary range of gravity of a domestic murder, was what she did to John Price after the murder but it was not enough to take it into the worst kind of murder. Now this will make your hair curl. Knight, a slicer and packer at the Aberdeen Abattoir meticulously skinned Mr Price's bo...

HI folks , Its going to be a busy time for me during the next four weeks, apart from the normal chores around the mansion(cant get good servants anymore). This morning I have to take the car in for inspection prior to registration; as it now over three years old and at the same time pick up fuel for(start you bastard)our lawn mower, then of course the grass has to be cut today before it rains again. The nearest and dearest is going with a friend to buy gifts for the two Christenings and five birthdays we have to fork out for; not including her's and mine, and shortly I shall hear "I'll buy a new dress for the Christening while we are out darling" and to follow will be, "No dear, you will look fine in that tux I bought you five years ago. The good news is I shall be getting an increase on my Navy pension and more still if I succeed in the next medical on the June 29, it will help towards my income tax payable on our five sources of income and outgoings to friends ...

Despite going native in the national park for the past four years Zoe is settling down to domesticity once more. This utterly adorable moggie and her seemingly mild temperament have saved her from death row, by veterinary nurse Karissa Simion. But in truth , was Karissa' gesture really benign? who is the winner here. Now that is wonderful news, but perhaps of cold comfort to the birds whose hearts are ripped out by our mollycoddled moggies. Domestic and feral cats slaughter 144 million native birds every year in Australia. This grim statistic is balanced by the number of vermin mice rats and rabbits-they also eliminate, mind you there seems to be always an over supply of birds of every variety, so the asshole who suggested she should be put down is little better than he thinks the cat is. All cats have killer instincts, show them a toy mouse or even a feather and their killer instincts emerge. Humans have been prone to cats seductions, which cats have honed over thousands of years...

Well yank my doodle this is a real dandy, this is right up my street, for years I suffered listening to this kind of codswallop, while serving in the British Navy, it now appears the 2nd best navy in the world has its own titillating but confusing jargon. I was quite relieved to discover that three inmates at Guantanamo had not committed suicide, It seems that it was just a communications glitch by the US Navy. The three men apparently just simply committed an act of asymmetric warfare. Sadly and unexpectedly for the US Navy, it has proved to be every bit as lethal as suicide. Who in the world would have guessed that? The cause of death was by hanging, but should they have survived their act of self destruction, they would have choked anyway on the over blown stupid frippery of the Base Commander Rear Admiral Harry Harris ( bomb happy Harry). "I believe this was not an act of desperation but an act of asymmetric warfare against us" he said. That is probably why Harry is ...

If you are a guy reading this its more than likely you will be disappointed, as it relates to the adventures of a Ginger Tom. "Hi dad we have a visitor" said my son Chris, as I looked down there was this beautiful example of felinity staring back at me, it then jumped up on the bed and purred around me as I said nice pussy and those silly sayings one says to pussies. G Tom was very friendly and seemed to have the knack of persuading his human carers to get what he required. G tom stopped at the fridge, I then fed him with chopped meat, when he'd had enough it was back to the fridge, where he indicated it was milk he was after, soon after he trotted down the stairs- his twin engines swaying in the rear. It was still raining outside and had been more on than off for the past week, G Tom ignored the box with newspaper and went off to the kitchen to finish off his brekky, then suddenly made a bee-line for the front door. It had stopped raining. Reminds me of the young studs...

The first person in Australia to be found guilty of possessing sex slaves has been awarded ten years in the slammer. Melbourne -Australia Brothel madam Wei Tang 44 wept as she was sentenced to ten years in jail when found guilty on five charges of possessing a slave and five of owning a slave. The Court was told five Thai sex workers were smuggled here with a promise they would be eventually be able to work legally in the sex trade. But they were told they first had to work off a debt of about AU$45,000 each.

TRAFFICKING Petrol on Aboriginal lands In South Australia will attract a $50,000 fine or ten years in the slammer, under new penalties proposed by the S/A Govt. A Bill to be introduced to parliament would make it a specific offence. Petrol sniffing has been a significant problem on aboriginal lands for many years . like glue sniffing has in the Americas and Europe. This can cause death or permanent damage to heath and an increase in crime and violence and a breakdown of families and the loss of culture The Govt will set up services for petrol sniffers to assist them to combat the problem.

A MISTAKE by a doctor on a hospital admission form led a surgeon to remove the wrong breast of a cancer sufferer during a mastectomy a tribunal heard yesterday. The patient was admitted to Campbelltown Hospital near Sydney for a total mastectomy of the left breast but the Right breast was removed instead, later on the same day the 78 year old patient who suffered from dementia was forced to have a second operation to remove the malignant left breast. Yesterday the doctor WHO cannot be named, who wrongly completed the admission form appeared before the Medical Tribunal facing a complaint of unsatisfactory professional conduct. And so it goes on, just one big wobbly merry go round. It is probably the last you will hear about it.

The distraught parents of the stillborn baby girl are bracing themselves for the worst possible news-Their Baby Daughter was thrown away, the hospital admin say's it was a tragic mistake. The 33 year old mother from western Sydney gave birth enroute by ambulance to Blacktown Mat/Hospital, nine days later the mother was informed that her stillborn baby named Angelina had 'Gone Missing'. Western Sydney health area chief exec Stephen Boyages states the expected conclusion is the baby was disposed of by tragic circumstances and unreservedly apologises to the distressed parents The family said they had come to terms with the death of their daughter, but could never recover from the loss of baby Angelina's body; described by the hospital as a 'systems error' when the hospital staff knew the baby was missing five days after the birth and kept the info from the parents for a further three days. Professor Boyages said if the finding is that baby angelina was thrown away...

Wandering around the blogs it is hard to avoid posts which continually make their aches and pains the main talking point, like what pills to take and not take and how many when and where. I am aware out there people are suffering some form of malady or illness; but why keep on harping about it,it becomes commonplace and boring after a while like the proverbial pain in the ass. Our weekend trip away down the south coast of NSW OZ TRAYER was predictably uneventful, we did that which was expected of us to do, drive 650 klms or 455miles there and back have grease burgers at MAC FRIES and inspect number two sons partially built 35sq 4 b/r house on a five acre plot while the 50 knot wind from Antarctica froze my nuts. Friday and Sat the few hours we spent in the local club was a break from not catching any fish, but nearest and dearest and I performed on the dance floor to an everything goes type of music played non stop for three hours, oh and the meal in the club for us was chish & fip...

YUK YUK. But it's true, Dogs are on the menu in TAIWAN and not just one type of dog, but any breed. This practice of rustling and eating your neighbours best friend is not new, but some unwary tourists found out too late that, the bone they were eating the meat from; that which they would normally give to Rover, was none other than Rover himself. I have put together a possible Menu which could be encountered should you visit Taiwan (formerly Formosa)and be game enough to shake a canny chopstick or two at the curious canine cuisine, slobber yer chops on this lot, if you are barking mad. THE MENU Poached poodle with braised Boxer, Entree Sweet& sour Samoyed. Curried Corgi in Royal Jelly, Entree Bitches tits with paw paw gravy. Scotch Terrier in teriyaki sauce, entree Puree of Flench flied fleas. Bow Wow Sum Chow, Entree Pekingese and Duck soup. Bistro Menu The following served with Vegetables or choice of salads. Chihu...

What happened to the slogan 'Kiss a non smoker and taste the difference'? Did the tobacco companies buy the copyright and ban its publication? if so what about having a new slogan! But remember the kids will have to see it too. My partner and I are non smokers and only experience this dreadful problem at alcohol pumped up parties and other social gatherings. What have you experienced when kissing a tobacco smoker? be careful now. What are your thoughts on tobacco usage in general? like ban Smokes, ration them or tax them out of reach of people, or should we wear a non smokers badge which states, "Blow that smoke in my face and you will die you bastard" Remember you dopey smokers, It will reduce your shagging days considerably and each smoke an hour of your life. Maybe smokers should be fitted with smoke stacks!! THAT WAS A RE RUN OF A PREVIOUS POST. ADD: My two local social clubs which are in a medium size category, segregate smoking areas, however, the gaming areas a...