tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post7633157897269886586..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Couples to Sign Contracts before SEX to avoid Rape.Vesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-18378526387462138232008-04-07T18:23:00.000+10:002008-04-07T18:23:00.000+10:00Gregory. If you are my Gregory you have passed the...Gregory. If you are my Gregory you have passed the litmus test lover boy, no worries for you at all, hugs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-16574761105509112042008-04-07T18:12:00.000+10:002008-04-07T18:12:00.000+10:00THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST Colonoscopies are no joke...THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST <BR/><BR/>Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: <BR/><BR/>1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! <BR/><BR/>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" <BR/><BR/>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"<BR/><BR/>4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" <BR/><BR/>5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." <BR/><BR/>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" <BR/><BR/>7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." <BR/><BR/>8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" <BR/><BR/>9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! <BR/><BR/>10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." <BR/><BR/>11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" <BR/><BR/>12. "Now I know why I am not gay." <BR/>And the best one of all.. <BR/>13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is ! not up there?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-37638232539135881082008-04-07T12:10:00.000+10:002008-04-07T12:10:00.000+10:00when I had sex I was only asked for my HIV Test cl...when I had sex <BR/>I was only asked for my HIV Test clearanceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-90154534827222146012008-04-06T17:53:00.000+10:002008-04-06T17:53:00.000+10:00I suggest the ladies carry a swipe-box. This can b...I suggest the ladies carry a swipe-box. This can be accessed by the male who carries a card with his details, when swiped the card gives his details to the lady and he receives a printout of her details. The issue of a swipe box and a card can only take place after an official questionaire is completed at a specified government dept. Mike.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-69167594829296674592008-04-06T16:16:00.000+10:002008-04-06T16:16:00.000+10:00I am now in a long term relationship based on trus...I am now in a long term relationship based on trust . Does this mean I must now sign a Stat/Dec and have it notorised to cover my ass. Maybe it could test the relationship?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-91274345957306028602008-04-06T15:32:00.000+10:002008-04-06T15:32:00.000+10:00This could be the best place to tell this tale. Th...This could be the best place to tell this tale.<BR/><BR/> The Thingie<BR/><BR/>There was a man who really took care of his body.<BR/>He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day.<BR/><BR/>One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was tan all over<BR/>except<BR/>his "thingie."<BR/>So he decided to do something about it.<BR/>He went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the<BR/>sand, except for his thingie; which he left sticking out.<BR/>Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using a cane.<BR/>Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up in the sand, she began to move<BR/>it<BR/>around with her cane.<BR/>Remarking to the other lady, "There is no justice in the world."<BR/>The other lady asked what she meant.<BR/>She said, "when I was 20, I was curious about it."<BR/>When I was 30, I enjoyed it.<BR/>When I was 40, I asked for it.<BR/>When I was 50, I paid for it.<BR/>When I was 60, I prayed for it.<BR/>When I was 70, I forgot about it.<BR/>Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm<BR/>too old to squat !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com