tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post7500327819306754437..comments2024-01-11T21:56:10.122+11:00Comments on The Daily Gaggle: Continuing cockups by my local Federal Govt MemberVesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-42161475375590337232009-11-12T00:06:04.472+11:002009-11-12T00:06:04.472+11:00A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water,
was plo...A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, <br /><br />was plodding through the Afghanistan desert <br />when he saw something far off in the distance.<br />Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, <br />only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand <br />selling ties. <br /><br /> <br /><br />The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'<br /><br />The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. <br /> <br /><br /> Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.<br /><br />The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an <br />over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, <br />but I must find water first!<br /><br />'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter <br />that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. <br />I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue <br />over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find <br />a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'<br /><br />Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. <br /> <br /><br /> Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.<br /><br />'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!<br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, <br /><br />was plodding through the Afghanistan desert <br />when he saw something far off in the distance.<br />Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, <br />only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand <br />selling ties. <br /><br /> <br /><br />The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'<br /><br />The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. <br /> <br /><br /> Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.<br /><br />The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an <br />over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, <br />but I must find water first!<br /><br />'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter <br />that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. <br />I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue <br />over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find <br />a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'<br /><br />Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. <br /> <br /><br /> Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.<br /><br />'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!Christine.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-56643199620899327292009-11-09T17:41:01.020+11:002009-11-09T17:41:01.020+11:00DAMN
this guy is all over me too
with this same me...DAMN<br />this guy is all over me too<br />with this same message<br /><br /><br />I found this site using [url=http://google.com]google.com[/url] And i want to thank you for your work. You have done really very good site. Great work, great site! Thank you!<br /><br />Sorry for offtopicJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-83297929686099842932009-11-09T17:39:59.424+11:002009-11-09T17:39:59.424+11:00or rather MOSES said
thou shalt not covet thy nei...or rather MOSES said<br /><br />thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife or his Hi Fi set<br /><br />or his equipmentJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-43966924454488114882009-11-09T17:38:15.975+11:002009-11-09T17:38:15.975+11:00the first ROSE he plucked
was and is the best
an...the first ROSE he plucked<br />was and is the best<br /><br /><br />and Jesus said ..Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-59959610555648537302009-11-09T17:37:21.751+11:002009-11-09T17:37:21.751+11:00lasts the distance in marriage ...
I lasted 26 ye...lasts the distance in marriage ...<br /><br />I lasted 26 years<br />but the marriage was really over after 5 years only<br /><br />it was OK in Vests days<br />now we have internet<br /><br /><br />and many more roses to choose from<br />but VEST was just plain luckyJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-85874856167503467792009-11-09T17:34:07.292+11:002009-11-09T17:34:07.292+11:00who da duck is this annony mouse?
some one I know...who da duck is this annony mouse?<br /><br />some one I know<br />or need to no?Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-3473923358610265182009-11-09T16:45:55.635+11:002009-11-09T16:45:55.635+11:00Thanks Anonymous. Sad to say Izzy Dave who was a p...Thanks Anonymous. Sad to say Izzy Dave who was a prominent visitor to Daily Gaggle and a good friend, passed away in the promised land while on vacation from Sydney, Dec last year, he was 69. Izzy Dave was an eight year old refugee on the Pan Crescent an illegal immigrant ship headed for Palestine Jan 1948, with 7,000 passengers. I was among the 14 man boarding crew.<br /><br />READ: Vest remembers Palestine.<br />Archives, June 5 2007.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-60841133561083546432009-11-09T16:20:35.352+11:002009-11-09T16:20:35.352+11:00Anonymous has left a new comment on your post &quo...Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Vest Remembers. Palestine May 14 1948": <br /><br />I found this site using [url=http://google.com]google.com[/url] And i want to thank you for your work. You have done really very good site. Great work, great site! Thank you!<br /><br />Sorry for offtopicAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-46238143649494559932009-11-09T15:36:07.605+11:002009-11-09T15:36:07.605+11:00Well done to anyone who lasts the distance in marr...Well done to anyone who lasts the distance in marriage today. Good on them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-41141465209122522692009-11-09T09:28:30.902+11:002009-11-09T09:28:30.902+11:00Just thinking their wedding could have been in 195...Just thinking their wedding could have been in 1959; not 1949therefore their 50th, still a cockup though.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-49192769610121465282009-11-09T00:45:17.206+11:002009-11-09T00:45:17.206+11:00I'll ask Rosemary.
But you cannot have mine as...I'll ask Rosemary.<br />But you cannot have mine as it is copyright at 'Madam Tussuad's.Vesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15390020901033513032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-36177930179779591382009-11-08T20:42:14.378+11:002009-11-08T20:42:14.378+11:00OK
dont post your foto
we want to see ROSEOK<br />dont post your foto<br />we want to see ROSEJimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11610993.post-78798191142146696672009-11-08T20:41:37.505+11:002009-11-08T20:41:37.505+11:00why u dont post fotos Vest?why u dont post fotos Vest?Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14058997155175484280noreply@blogger.com